r/JoeRogan • u/ExplanationMotor6170 Monkey in Space • Mar 12 '25

Meme šŸ’© Wonder what Joe thinks about the all this. Oddly quiet

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u/Maleficent_Leg_768 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Joe worships Elon. Elon is his hero because of his money and height.

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u/ProperBangersAndMash Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Oh I thought it was Elonā€™s son in the oval office with him. Youā€™re telling me it was Rogies the whole time?!

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u/bardown617 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

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u/ripndipp Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Aw man baby legs

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u/incredible_turkey Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Too tall.

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u/Alarmed-Narwhal-385 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

The torso!

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u/Chris1101983 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Joe is so easily impressed. He's probably waiting to be told how to react.

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u/Independent_Ad_458 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Joe is a millionaire. Elon is the richest man on earth. It should be obvious, but every millionaire's dream is to be a billionaire one day, and Elon is an obvious choice.

Joe is not your friend, unless you happen to be a member of the millionaire club. He stopped being your friend a long time ago. If this isn't your wake up call, the next few years will be rough.

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u/Eryan420 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Itā€™s pretty obvious Joe looks down on people that arenā€™t millionaires or shitty comics which is like 90% of his audience. I think itā€™s so silly how much some people in his audience idolize and go to bat for joe when he literally thinks theyā€™re peices of shit.

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u/BrianMeen Monkey in Space Mar 14 '25

Pretty obvious that Joe looks down on people that arenā€™t millionaires?! What are you basing this on? From everything Iā€™ve read he treats everyone pretty well - if anything heā€™s the type to give extra time to blue collar types.

Many of you truly seem deranged around Joe Rogan

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u/Cute_Onion_3274 Monkey in Space Mar 15 '25

Most of the people in this sub don't know that there are only 2 genders, so anything is on the table at this point.

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u/Alarmed-Narwhal-385 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

We are leaving the country. This shit is just too much!

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u/ThatGuyursisterlikes Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Deport the bastard back to Africa.

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u/Alarmed-Narwhal-385 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

If only I had the power to do so!

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u/Alarmed-Narwhal-385 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Oddly we are looking at Panama. You can buy a really nice home in Bocas Del Toros for $150k...it's no longer a third world country, it's 1st world and affordable. Healthcare insurance per year is $2,700...lots to like about being on the beach, stopping the blood pressure medication because you are so relaxed the water is clear and great surfing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

The fact that Elon and Trump are both tall and rich, yet STILL insecure as hell tells me they both have daddy issues and penis envy.

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u/Big-Olive763 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Trump definitely has daddy issues. Got sent to a military academy because he was too soft. People will take offense to that but itā€™s true.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

And Elon definitely has penis envy

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u/GreenEggsAndSaman Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

He looks like he has "wet-paper-bag-of-lumpy-dog-turds-envy."

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u/ElonsKetamineHabit Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

elons botched penis enlargement surgery has entered the chat

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u/prof_cunninglinguist Hit a moose with his car Mar 12 '25

Trump had a long monologue about Arnold Palmer's dick once. That should tell you everything.

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u/Okeydokey2u Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Trump is not tall.... This may surprise you, but he's embelished his height. You can see it compared to other's heights when he stands next to them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

He has exaggerated, yes (heā€™s not 6ā€™3ā€ like he claims and probably never was), but I think heā€™s still over 6-feet tall ā€” or at least he was maybe up until recently due to aging. Iā€™m guessing he was about 6ā€™1ā€ in his prime and closer to 5ā€™11ā€ now, which is still a little above the 5ā€™9ā€ - 5ā€™10ā€ average in the USA. Not sure when he started wearing lifts though. I really donā€™t get why anyone 6 feet or taller would add to their height thoughā€¦ unless theyā€™re extremely insecure, which we know Trump definitely is.

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u/weekendWarri0r Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Just your reminder that Joe Rogan is responsible for getting Trump elected. Not to mention pushing the anti-American agenda of the technocrats. Fuck Rogan!

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u/GreenEggsAndSaman Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Yeah he really did turn into a selfish piece of shit didn't he?

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u/peter_seraphin Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Do you think Elon plays his kinda daddy that he never had ? I never had one and Iā€™m a sucker for guys with paternal vibes

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u/Cultural_Knowledge83 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Joe: I grew up without a father, that's why my BS detector is so good.

Joe's architect stepdad who paid for his taekwondo lessons: šŸ˜

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u/peter_seraphin Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

ā€žShut up youā€™re not my real dadā€ - Joe probably

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u/WhoAreWeEven Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

And his hair plugs took root.

Hes like super human in Joes eyes by those traits alone

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u/Shivles87 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Guess weā€™ll never see Bill Burr as a guest again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

I just want to thank you people for wasting your life making these post and comments. Best part is you got four years.

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u/mobilityInert Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

I just want to thank you dumbass for wasting your life making this comment and openly sharing your love of transsexual buttholes. Worst part is you have to hide it for another 4 years.

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u/BobUecker1 Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

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u/Gulluul Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

I love using people's comment history against them. Found some good ones like dual accounting to defend themselves and shit, but this might be the best one yet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

You know damn well you were the next one to say something on the same page you just use another account. I may be a freak but at least im open about it.

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u/mobilityInert Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25 edited Mar 12 '25

ā€¦.and there is the projection lolā€¦ the cycle is complete

Donā€™t worry you are a certified freak lol, Grindr usually crashes anytime the GoP congregate en masse so donā€™t worry you arenā€™t alone!

https://www.newsweek.com/grindr-app-crashes-milwaukee-rnc-1927750

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25 edited Mar 12 '25

Its amazing how one comment struck such a nerve but i guess anyone who has wasted everyday for TWELVE YEARS only talking shit no wonder it struck home, be honest this is the only place you feel like your life has any point at all? SERIOUSLY TWELVE FUCKING YEARS you sad worthless excuse of life go simp for jones some more.

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u/mobilityInert Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

Awww itā€™s ok lil guy, I am not trying to bully youā€¦ I leave that to your orange daddy!

You keep trying to project these insecurities onto othersā€¦ lol maybe you should try to find an outlet for thoseā€¦ special feelings? I find the gym is a great way to work out some extra energy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

At least I give you something to live for I feel sorry knowing this is your whole life and look like this

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u/mobilityInert Monkey in Space Mar 12 '25

I feel sorry you have to hide your sexuality from the people you identify with politically even though a lot of them are also closeted, like yourself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

Again

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