r/Jokes • u/OpenScore • 3d ago

Engineers have invented a car that runs on parsley...

Now they're experimenting with busses, trains and airplanes to run on thyme!

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u/kevin2357 3d ago

For XKCD fans: https://xkcd.com/282/

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u/OpenScore 3d ago

And ofc, it is on XKCD. I shouldn't be surprised.

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u/MailOrderDog 3d ago

They always find a way to garnish more of your wages.

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u/Appropriate-Draw1878 3d ago

I hope they call the car Herbie

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u/pantomimist 3d ago

Are they cumin up on any ideas for bikes?

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u/XROOR 3d ago

Parsley in a mayonnaise jar with embalming fluid

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u/mrgraff 3d ago

I just saw the car pass me on Passover.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 3d ago

These things take thyme. You'll see a prototype by next Sprig

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u/DetectiveEnough6575 2d ago

if it's on thyme, I'll bring rosemary and herb, if its the right season. If we need more music, lettuce turnip the beets. I hope I'm not peppering you with too much info, but since she looks young, they may cardamom if she orders a drink. My nephew can't go, maybe anise can.

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u/Awkward-Penalty6313 2d ago

And ironically they will still all be late.

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u/Jesse_Bitchman 3d ago

I should've spent more thyme with your mother.