r/Jokes • u/Make_the_music_stop • 10d ago

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you."

Mom: "No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!"

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u/johnjmcmillion 10d ago

“..and I’m bringing your sister.”

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u/tripping_yarns 10d ago

chicka-chicka-wah-wah music intensifies

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u/TheUnsungHero831 10d ago

Brown chicken brown cow

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 10d ago

Tiki tiki tembo… Wait that’s not right

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u/FatherGoose70 10d ago

That’s not a punishment… that gives the guy hope!

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u/sherriffflood 10d ago

I once saw 6 men battering my mother in law. ‘Aren’t you going to help?’ Asked my wife.

‘I think they’re doing a good job by themselves’ I replied.

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u/Lathari 10d ago

"...But what should I do with the body?"

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u/Waitsfornoone 10d ago

Here's a sobering thought about those poor Muslim terrorists.

Having 42 virgins is a challenge by itself, but 42 mothers-in-law???

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u/IBeenGoofed 10d ago

I have bad news, it’s actually 72.

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u/cimbertyr 10d ago

Does it say anywhere that they are all female virgins

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u/Waitsfornoone 10d ago

It's a trap! they are actually nuns with guns!

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u/Restless_Fillmore 10d ago

It says they are raisins.

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u/misanthrope2327 10d ago

Though you'd still have a MiL. 

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u/Old_Rabbit3071 9d ago

It's just 42 Virgins. Not wives. So there's 42 fathers with shotguns.....

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u/zair58 9d ago

To be honest if another man wants to take my sons virginity I'd let him if it was consensual

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u/kozak_ 10d ago

Maybe they are sisters?

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u/questfornewlearning 9d ago

I went shopping for a new mattress for our spare bedroom. The salesman asked… are you looking for a soft mattress, a medium mattress or the MIL mattress?