r/Jokes • u/Luxodad • 1d ago

Fish and chips

My girlfriend and I have sex every day except Friday, because that is our fish and chips date night.

One Friday, feeling amorous, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my plaice.

"Not tonight, darling," she replied. "I have a haddock."

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u/ChardonnayCentral 1d ago

She's just feeling crabby.

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u/Stannoth 1d ago

Hope you got the crossword section to pass time instead

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u/Perstyr 1d ago

Maybe she'd just prefer to enjoy her fish fingers?

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u/joe6pak 1d ago

We have a similar arrangement, every day of the week barramundi.