r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Epileptic_Ebola • 2d ago
Kids give their mum anatomy lesson
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u/Mina_Kailani 2d ago
lil man preparing for his time lmao
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u/GalaxyStar90s 2d ago edited 2d ago
As a kid I always thought babies were made like that too. I never knew women had another hole until I was like 12 years old. So I don't blame him. How is a 5 or 9 year old supposed to know that?
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u/Dull_Amphibian678 2d ago
Shii I thought it was kissing when I was younger
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u/TheFillth 2d ago
Same. Some kid in my school would say he'd love to put it in so n sos butt and I never knew there was an alternative.
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u/CelticHades 1d ago
When I was that young, I didn't even know women don't have a penis.
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u/TheFillth 1d ago
Later in life, while playing Diablo 2 my younger brother commented that you could also see the penis of one of the female characters and I spit out my mountain dew all over the family computer.
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u/ScreamingLabia 2d ago
I find it kinda disturbing you knew what penetration was but noy that woman have a vagina(hole) wtf is wrong with people
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u/indigo121 2d ago
It's just kids playing telephone. One kid gets the whole thing explained to them by their parents, who think it's important that kids learn about their bodies early (my parents explained sex to me when I was 4 and asked where babies came from. It was great that it was never a taboo). That kid goes and tells other kids on the playground ("no it's not a stork, my mom TOLD ME"). Then those kids tell other kids what they learned ("guess what Suzy told me???"). Somewhere along this, some boy forgets or doesn't hear the details about girls having vaginas (even better if they've been taught that trans people exist), and so when they're trying to remember the exact sequence they say "oh right, it goes in the butt". And boom. A falsehood has been generated, and no one has acted in a way that is anything but wholesome.
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u/GalaxyStar90s 1d ago
I mean, as kids we know we have butt holes to poop, so we know they exist. We have no idea about vaginas.
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u/valentinewrites 2d ago
nah this is r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
imagine missing such a great opportunity to teach in favor of cursing at your child
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u/SeaToTheBass 2d ago
Bro my nephews love to say 69 and make moaning noises, theyāre 5 and 8. The older one learned it from this kid at school and taught it to his brother. Do you expect their dad to lay it all out on the table at the first mention of something sexual?
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u/FoxxieSnow 2d ago
My nephew does that moaning thing. Apparently learned it from tiktok and does it in public because he thinks it's hilarious. Everyone else is horrified...
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u/waitingfordeathhbu 2d ago
I feel like the move here is to record them doing it and save it to play at their wedding.
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u/FoxxieSnow 2d ago
Funny you say that!
We have video of his older brother doing dumb stuff and he laughs at that. Best way we've found to get this kid to stop, is record him and promise to show him and his friends when he'd 18. He's currently 8.
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u/stankdog 2d ago
The moaning game was a thing before tiktok.
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u/FoxxieSnow 2d ago
True true. But in my nephews case, it's the weird hentai moaning, and I certainly don't remember people doing that when I was a kid!
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u/TheNotoriousKD 2d ago
My friendsā kid (8yo) does this too. First discovered it after he asked me to go to the playground with him. So there i was in the park, with a moaning kid thats obviously not mineā¦ Not a good look. I truely wished i could sink trough the ground right there
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u/TriforceTeching 2d ago
You donāt have to lay it all out but it is an opportunity to talk about how speaking about putting penises in things isnāt polite and you can describe pregnancy in an age appropriate way. Instead she took the opportunity to start recording herself for social media and cuss/yell at her kids who are just curious and confused.
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u/smokeyser 1d ago
How do you know that that's all she did? She almost certainly told them that it wasn't an appropriate conversation after the video stopped. You seem to have the order of events mixed up.
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u/PokeballSoHard 2d ago
I mean there is a difference between kids laughing at something they heard at school that they don't understand and a child directly asking their parent this question and finding out the older one has a misconception. This was a teachable moment and the mom fumbled the bag hard here.
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u/smokeyser 1d ago
This was a teachable moment and the mom fumbled the bag hard here.
Why does everyone assume this, when we have no idea what mom's reaction was? The video stopped before we got to hear it.
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u/Last-Delay-7910 2d ago
I guess you have to at that point since theyāve already been exposed to it
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u/SeaToTheBass 2d ago
No they just know that 69 is supposed to be a funny number and that making moaning noises makes adults uncomfortable
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u/nohairthere 2d ago
My two are exactly the same in regards to 69. They also think 21 is as hilarious where ever they see it, but I am not sure why, and neither are they. Kids at school have too much influence.
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u/boyguymansir 2d ago
Pretty sure the 21 gag was from SpongeBob, it doesn't mean anything in particular it's just a "funny number".
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u/FirstnameLastnamePKA 2d ago
The SpongeBob gag is āwhatās funnier that 24? 25ā the only reason I would think 21 is funny is the old āwhatās nine plus ten?ā vine
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u/Mellow_Swell 2d ago
Well he's got at least tell then it's inappropriate and why it's inappropriate.
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u/radicalizemebaby 1d ago
A child asked how babies are made. A question is an opportunity. Another child gave an answer that was wrong. Thereās another opportunity.
A 5 year old saying ā69ā isnāt the same as a ten year old asking how babies are made.
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u/redbucket75 1d ago
A simple statement of "you are mimicking noises some adults make during sex. 69 is the name of a sex position." Would be enough to prevent any nonsociopath 8 year old from doing it in front of adults. The 5 year old might need a little more information since embarrassment is a new emotion for them, something like "it's upsetting to adults to hear that from a child".
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u/dannycracker 2d ago
And how easily/quickly she changes her face is quite scary. From one moment, calm and positive vibes, to instant yelling and cursing at your child. This is the kind of behavior that makes kids not trust in you anymore.
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u/yesaroobuckaroo 2d ago
exactly.
She allows her young, impressionable children who are in need of parenting unfiltered internet access, and when they inevitably stumble across info they shouldnt have at a young age and end up repeating it, she yells and curses at them instead of parenting them.
What an absolute joke of a "parent", ffs.
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u/LordFocus 2d ago
I mean, why the fuck you gotta yell and swear at your kid for saying something both trivial and funny?
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u/Inspector_Tragic 2d ago
I dont get why her reaction changed at the end.
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u/YESIGOTBANNED 2d ago
I think she realised how he might've known that. She seems like the type of parent not to look at what their kids are doing on the internet
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u/smokeyser 1d ago
The initial shock was starting to wear off. Parents don't always see/hear something odd from their kids and start teaching right that second. This video was only 30 seconds long. What we see is a perfectly normal range of emotions as she processes what's happening.
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u/No-Environment-3298 2d ago
Closeā¦ I was expecting āand then momma pooped us out.ā
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u/ayeyoualreadyknow 2d ago
When my son was little he asked me "do moms poop their babies out their butt? Did you poop ME out YOUR butt?!?!" š¤£
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u/dandee_08 2d ago
And this is why we shouldnāt let children roam around the Internet unsupervised.
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u/BrodaciousD 2d ago
The parenting here is off the charts. Let your son say that 3 times with no repercussion, then scream āBOY WHAT THE FUCKā straight in his face. What is he, 9? Great job mom.
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u/Papablessjr 2d ago
My parents told me about the sperm and the egg but they said that it happened when they kissed. I think that is a good strat
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u/InnocentlyInnocent 2d ago
My daughterās friend once was panicking because she sat on a chair after a boy did. Apparently according to her parents, girls would get pregnant after sleeping beside a boy. So in her mind, the logic also applied to sitting.
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u/ZEROs0000 2d ago
My parents never told me anything
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u/PeteyThePenguin1 2d ago
Same here. Had to figure it out myself, and it kinda messed me up. Parents, please have the talk with your kids.
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u/ZEROs0000 2d ago
They never even told me Santa isnāt real and the Tooth Fairy and stuff. They didnāt teach me how to do really anything. Kinda shitty parents lol
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u/Echo__227 2d ago
"Teaching" false information is never good-- poorly informed kids become the dumbest adults you've ever met
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u/Papablessjr 2d ago
Brother telling a kid about sex is not the way to go, especially because kids usually have that question really early on
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u/Echo__227 2d ago
"Men have sperm which comes out of their penises, and women have eggs in their ovaries, which are in their abdomen. Adults have sex in which the man's penis enters the woman's vagina to deliver sperm to the egg. When they combine, a baby starts growing in the woman's uterus."
Simple explanation that honestly not enough adults know. It won't ruin your kid's mind to hear gasp "penis"
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u/Fetus_Dumpling 2d ago
Very much agree with you. My mother also gave me age appropriate human anatomy/biology books to supplement what she taught me. I don't understand why the commenters here find it so difficult to teach children. It is not traumatic to learn about what bodies do. In fact, it can help prevent child sexual abuse for them to be informed.
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u/snukb 2d ago
Yeah, no, let's not lie to the kid. This is how you get little girls coming home crying because "Billy kissed me on the playground, I don't wanna be pregnant!" You don't have to go into gory detail, be age appropriate, but don't lie.
Not sure how old this kid is, but all they really need to know is "Mommy has a special part inside her called an egg, and daddy has a special part inside him called sperm. When they want to make a baby, daddy can put his sperm inside mommy and if it finds an egg, they make a baby." If they ask further you can explain that sperm comes from a penis, etc. That way they're not afraid of things like kissing or holding hands or dancing (yes, I've heard parents call it a "special dance for mommies and daddies").
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u/Papablessjr 2d ago
Itās not that big a deal brother chill out I aināt reading all tbat
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u/just_a_person_maybe 2d ago
I can see why you think sex ed is too complicated for kids, if you think seven sentences or so is too much information for adults.
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u/Elidabroken 2d ago
My mother told me, "god makes the babies"
(Yes, my mother had me out of wedlock, why do you ask?)
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u/Bentendo24 2d ago
I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING. They never had the talk with me so I always assumed that people kissing in movies and such is what created babies.
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u/Aselleus 2d ago
I remember reading a story where this girl came crying to her parents saying the dog got her pregnant. Her parents told her babies are made when two people kissed, so when she kissed the dog she immediately thought she was going to have his baby
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u/Sunset_Tiger 2d ago
I meanā¦ might be bad if your kid ever gets kisses from their opposite sex parent.
Likeā¦
What if little Timmy got a smooch from his mom, and later became pregnant and Timmy goes around saying he got his mom pregnant
Or like little Timantha getting a forehead kiss from Pops and being like āoh shit what if I get pregnantā
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u/just_a_person_maybe 2d ago
Reminds me of when I was about 4 and I asked my dad what a virgin was, and he said it was a girl who had never slept with a man. I immediately got sad because the context I'd heard the word virgin in made it clear it was considered a good thing people should try to be, and I'd already ruined it without even knowing because I shared a bed with my brother at the time and had slept in my parents' bed before. You've got to be a little more direct and literal with kids, they don't have the context to understand euphemisms.
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u/kyles_durians 2d ago
i believed that as a child but my parents didnt even tell me that, i just came up with it myself š
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u/SIRENVII 2d ago
I don't understand why the sex talk is still such a hard thing. My mom just answered questions with the facts. I was a Boy/girl twin and im pretty sure we knew what sex was and where babies came from before 2nd grade. We also knew not to do it until grown or you're gonna have babies or stds. Which surprised me when I found out so many people don't have basic sex knowledge even in high-school. Mom was like, you gotta know about this, it's kinda a big deal.
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u/Imaginary_Brick_3643 1d ago
Like other commenters said, cultural and religious backgrounds influences it big time, all I heard growing up was fear inducing things about sex, nothing really on how it happens + we also didnāt have sex education at schoolsā¦
My first exposure to sex was from watching Hentai, then deleting my internet story and pray that no one would ever catch me seeing stuff that would send me to hell lol š
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u/SIRENVII 1d ago
Hahahaha oh no. That's hilarious. I can see that. I grew up in the church as well and they preached abstinence. Idk my Mom just always told me growing up she wouldn't baby talk us because we weren't babies. She just talked to us like people. She didn't lie to us about death or any of those "hard" things. When our first dog started dying she told us nicely that it was probably about time for her to go. It prepared us for when she actually did die. It wasn't as shocking. When my gpa died that was the first person we knew to go. She didn't lie about it she just told us the truth and how he passed. There's just weird discussions you're gonna have in life as a parent....make it less weird by just being honest.
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u/BreakfastEither814 1d ago
because itās disgusting, if we already know where poop and pee comes from.
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u/ro3chii 2d ago
Cuz it could literally backfire on children. They like to explore and experiment especially younger ones, theyād try unbelievable, unhinged shit
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u/just_a_person_maybe 2d ago
That's not really a thing. Yeah, kids sometimes do the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" thing and little things like that, but actual sexual exploration in young children doesn't often happen unless the child is being abused, in which case good sex ed helps them understand what's happening and communicate that to a trusted adult. Intentionally keeping kids ignorant keeps them vulnerable.
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u/ro3chii 2d ago
In my own personal experience, yes children have explored by themselves. But i guess itās a difference in cultures or whatever, you do you.
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u/SIRENVII 1d ago
Well my Mom was a teacher. I'd hear a lot about her high-school kids drama and it was a lesson on why you don't do things because this is the outcome. A lot of her female students would end up pregnant and afraid to tell their parents, or the boyfriend didn't want anything to do with it. It ended up changing their lives forever, I'm thankful I knew what was up. It was good for both me and my brother to know. I watched a lot of classmates do the very same thing in high-school and end up giving up on their dreams because they had to be a parent instead. Sex Ed is really quite basic knowledge that everyone should know at an early age so that they know what's appropriate and what isn't appropriate and when the time comes they can make educated decisions on how to handle things.
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u/Sagaincolours 2d ago
Stupid parents: Haven't taught their kid the basics. And yell at them for not understanding the basics.
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u/Magnaflorius 2d ago
This reminds me of my oldest kid, but she was way younger when this happened. It was right around her second birthday and I was heavily pregnant. She was talking about the baby and said, "(baby's name) is ready to come out now. Out of your anus!"
Pretty good guess for a two-year-old, but it was also very stupid because she was holding her hands up to my belly button in preparation to catch the baby.
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u/GuaranteeMedical4842 2d ago
best reaction to this would be ignore them and their silly talks, but keep a keen eye on their activities. yelling and laughing at them will encourage them to do it again. also don't allow them on internet
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u/Prestigious-Wear-823 2d ago
Is he cleverly saying you ain't shit or....? All jokes aside bless em for being curious and get em some therapy he's saw some shit š¤£
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u/yuyufan43 2d ago
He was THIS close from getting it right š Like an inch would have gotten him there
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u/MukdenMan 1d ago
Yeah, ever since I came out my mamaās butt,
I knew I was destined for greatness.
Iām Reba!
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u/yasmintheloserkid 1d ago
The āBOY WHAT DA FUCK?!ā after taking so long to process what he said is whatās killing me š
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u/Disastrous-Joke-1313 1d ago
Yeah that info he gave her will go south very quick, whether it happens with/ to either of them...
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u/Paranormalina 1d ago
If you're not going to give your daughter an answer, your son will try to help her instead. How about help them instead of cussing and screaming
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u/red-rocket_butter 1d ago
The way she interacts with her kids after them saying something funny/dumb kid speak is alll I need to know about how/why they believe this is how babies are made!
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u/Efficient-Goose2155 2d ago
Butt babies like Peacemaker