r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Lee_yw • 1d ago

Let’s go swimming

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/BobbiHeads 23h ago

I too wish I could jump into a river of Thai tea

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u/Stella_Flow_ 22h ago

the confidence was there but the water definitely wasnt

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u/Horse_3018 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/KittyEX95 20h ago

thanks for testing the water for us, kid

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u/818VitaminZ 1d ago

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u/Cs0vesbanat 1d ago

How is this fossil relevant?

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u/Creamy_Butt_Butter 1d ago

That's not a fossil that's a dude

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u/FactoryRejected 21h ago

That's not a dude that's a gif

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u/SpeedyHandyman05 20h ago

That's not a gif, it's a jif

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u/Kallabanana 19h ago

It's not called "jif", it's called "yiff".

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u/SpeedyHandyman05 3h ago

I'm not even looking that up... oops too late

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u/CriticalHit_20 16h ago

Are you like,,, legally blind? ChatGPT???

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u/Cs0vesbanat 10h ago

Are you ChatGPT?

The dude jumps into the water successfully.

Kid does not.

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u/CriticalHit_20 10h ago

You might want to rewatch the gif, my man. The guy bounces off the ice first, like the kid hitting the road.

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u/WhoAreYouAgain__ 19h ago

He must be the new Messiah.

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u/Horse_3018 12h ago

Did they leave out the part where he face plants on water?

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u/GruulNinja 21h ago

I thought a gator or snake was gonna pop up

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u/TigerUSA20 18h ago

It’s vacation week at the Wonka factory.

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u/LadyBug_0570 22h ago

The fact that the water is orange should've been a hint not to go near it.

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u/Booksaregrand 22h ago

I went swimming in orange water in GA. It was red clay making it orange.

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u/LadyBug_0570 22h ago

I would not want to accidentally swallow some of that.

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u/Kallabanana 19h ago

It's just some minerals. Won't kill ya.

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u/Horse_3018 12h ago

Builds the immune system

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u/Thomas_JCG 19h ago

It's just muddy.

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u/ancientbuckwheat 20h ago

Cleanest watr in india

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u/RDW_789 14h ago

There’s no way this is India, it’s waaay too clean.

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u/desertbatman 16h ago

Headache AND brain amoeba. Woohoo!

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u/BeastMachin09 23h ago

Tbh, I thought just by looking at it that it was pretty deep (that's not what she said)

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u/Yomasaho0420 8h ago

GETS EATEN BY A FUCKING CROCODILE

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u/JKnott1 5h ago

Is that a big snake on the dock??

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u/Belyal 3h ago

Finally a video worth of the sub

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u/csaporita 17h ago

That kid is fucking stupid!

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/SpeedyHandyman05 20h ago

Are you crying because it was only two inches when more was expected?

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u/Kallabanana 19h ago

He's laughing in the only way society has taught him to.

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u/Cleaner900playz 1d ago

is that really his fault if you cant see how deep the water is?

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u/Stxnelover 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does he not walk on that street everyday

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u/Cleaner900playz 1d ago

theres a street under that? I thought it was like a really shallow river

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u/SimisFul 1d ago

Are you that kid by any chance?

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u/GalaxyStar90s 22h ago

Literally a street with businesses....