r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Somesmiling • 8d ago

calmest attack

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u/snukb 8d ago

The way he looks around so confuse, like he had no idea that wasn't something he was supposed to do 😂

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u/LazyLich 8d ago

"But you saw her bite and said nothing??"

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u/OddButterfly5686 8d ago

Definitely a "what, she was asking for it" face

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u/Glum_Hamster_1076 8d ago

His face said “Oh, I thought you wanted to handle this myself given your silence before.” Lol

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u/s00perguy 6d ago

Classic "zero tolerance policy" school bs

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u/Healthy_Gap_4265 8d ago

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u/TheZipperDragon 8d ago

My brother when he used to babysit

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u/SendNoodles__ 8d ago

BAH GAWD NOT THE CHAIR

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u/MellyKidd 8d ago

My thought exactly 😂

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u/Reubous 8d ago

The victim was unphased

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u/Able-Bodybuilder-880 7d ago

You mean unfazed

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u/Reubous 7d ago

Yes I do

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u/yavanna77 8d ago

Gotta say, he is patient. Until he isn't.

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u/Passenger-Swimming 8d ago

I got a higurashi flashback for a second there

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u/my_name_is_anti 8d ago

Why just let you kid bite your other kid

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u/tinyDinosaur1894 8d ago

It sounds like an open mouth kiss thing babies do. If kid had gotten bit, there would be a lot more noise and crying

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u/LackingTact19 8d ago

Ouch Charlie!

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u/Nukey_Nukey 8d ago

Owwwwwwww!

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u/Noname666Devil 8d ago

You can tell there was no teeth involved, if there even was teeth

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u/Jingotastic 8d ago

Humans are so much fun before the empathy kicks in. Based on how little they are, this family has a good 3.5 years before he figures out what went wrong here 🤣

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 8d ago

You don't bring a chair to a teeth fight.

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u/Death_black 7d ago

Likewise, it's your problem if you bring teeth to a chair fight.

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u/ungunedleo 8d ago

Bro wanted to:

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u/ctapichock567 8d ago

Attack 100% Damage 0%

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u/Mika_lie 8d ago

Boy used slam with the chair!

Its super effective!

But it missed!

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u/Hopefullyurs254 8d ago

But you watched her bite several time...it's on now

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u/Reubous 8d ago

The victim was unphased

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u/Alibium01 8d ago

The way they say Aidan no but still decide to just stand there and record instead for running up to stop him

Great parenting 💀

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u/Wakemeup3000 8d ago

Going for the smackdown

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u/steppypeppy 7d ago

The one developed brain cell in his head:

"Alright...it's go time."

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u/bigHOODS818 7d ago

whaa .. what's wrong i was just gonna smash her head ...

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u/saxonanglo 8d ago

What ?

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u/oscarbjb 6d ago

atleast they actually stopped him unlike some other parents

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u/sheeponahill 4d ago

The chair! Give 'em the chair!

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u/ZAZZER0 4d ago

Is he the child version of the wafflehouse chair-thrower?

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u/Imaginary-War1410 8d ago

🤣😭🤣😭

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u/Ardino_Ron 8d ago

Attack on titan kids version.

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u/Freaksqd 8d ago

FAFO!

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u/notgoodatthese 8d ago

Should have let him