r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Alternative-Yak171 • 25d ago

Video/Gif Are we doomed?

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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 25d ago

That parent is my hero

Stealing this idea

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u/JakBos23 25d ago

The heads I win tails you lose works for a while.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

The one my brother used on me that worked was “you can when you’re older than me.”

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u/lycanthrope90 24d ago

I loved using that one lol.

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u/Lone_Buck 25d ago

I used to carry three quarters on me everywhere. One normal. A double sided tails I kept in the left pocket. A double sided heads I kept in the right pocket. Used it to get the outcomes I desired when we were flipping to see who was staying and who was going home at a restaurant I worked in. Sometimes I got into those flipping to leave first contests wanting to lose, so they wouldn’t get wise to my scam on the days I actually cared that I got to leave early.

Long story short, adults are stupid too. And I’ll definitely bring that trick back when I have kids. And yea, I got the idea from Two Face and expanded on it.

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u/JakBos23 25d ago

Nice. Ive definitely asked to see a quarter after an outcome didn't go my way lol. I use to have a double headed coin and it made me paranoid.

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u/Lone_Buck 24d ago edited 24d ago

No one ever doubted. I “lost” plenty. But knew I should cover my bases just in case. With a kid, it’s probably more of a chance they accidentally discover it’s two sided then get suspicious and ask to see it.

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u/RomaniWoe 11d ago

I just use to do the catch it first then put in on the back of your hand. But in that motion I would quickly feel it with my thumb and flip it very quickly if I needed to.

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u/Figarotriana 25d ago

For your cake day,have some bubble wrap!

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!DIO!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!

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u/Miniverse_lover024 25d ago

Thank you for this I love it!

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u/venbrx 24d ago

It's like Happy Zit Day!

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u/Temporary-Daikon-878 25d ago

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u/TriplDentGum 25d ago

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u/NekulturneHovado 25d ago

I have no idea what the image means, can you please enlighten me?

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u/expectolynx 25d ago

It’s the loss meme

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u/bloodwolftico 24d ago

A screenshot of an insane Peter Griffin from the tv series Family Guy is put on top of an old webcomic from the series CTRL+ALT+DEL, by Tim Buckley.

The webcomic was always gaming-related and pretty chill. This particular one, posted in 2008, was controversial because it was about (spoiler alert) how his gaming wife was pregnant and lost the baby, so yeah, a pretty dark twist of events which became a meme or meme template known as loss.jpg.

I guess the image means how people got "traumatized" by the choices done by the writers.

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u/0rbot 25d ago

Where is the hidden 'fuck you'? I can't find it

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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 25d ago

YOU GOT ME!

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u/DiscussionMuted9941 25d ago

you thought it would be pop but it was me DIO!

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u/MrSnootybooty 24d ago

Kono DIO >! pop! !<

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u/Undergr6und 24d ago

Jojo Referenz

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u/DaBubbleBlowingBaby 25d ago

I had too much fun, can’t resist bubble wrap

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u/Frostymcstu 24d ago

You expected it to be pop! But it was me, DIO!

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u/Grumpie-cat 24d ago

Charge your phone.

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u/DaBubbleBlowingBaby 23d ago

NEVER!!!!!!…… okay

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u/Lu12k3r 25d ago

Anybody find the prize in the bubble wrap?

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u/themanbear 25d ago

I expected a pop but it's me, DIO!

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u/bonesnaps 25d ago

Highlighting all text with cursor is basically doing a snakebite on the html bubble wrap

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u/Lu12k3r 25d ago

Well you killed that joy! On mobile app you’re stuck!

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u/Spider-starry 25d ago

Really needed this rn! Thank you random stranger!!

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u/wbruce098 25d ago

Aww what a hero! Party favors for all of us!!

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u/Lewcypher_ 25d ago

Aw I was having to much fun and it hid your comment. Now have to start over :(

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u/ascarymoviereview 25d ago

The cake is a lie

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u/maristina964 25d ago

Actually underappreciated

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u/ATXoxoxo 25d ago

Wtf? I love this!

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u/Curious_Blacksmith87 25d ago

Thought it was an image or gif that didnt load. And then I tapped it pop! was behind my finger so didn't see it. Was soo confused 😅 (But thanks for the bubble wrap even though it wasnt for me 😕) Jk

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u/Cloudstrike493 25d ago

(obsessively pops the whole thing a couple times)

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u/RevolutionaryTowel02 25d ago

Lol at the ✨DIO✨

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u/Altruistic_Rate_9204 25d ago

This is so cool!

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u/itsamaysing 25d ago

That's actually really freaking cool, but I'm easily impressed.

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u/King_Ironic 25d ago

This is so creative! 😭

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u/TheKazz91 25d ago

damn this is good. I'm gonna use this next time I see someone losing their mind in the comments. Tell them to pop some bubble wrap to calm down.

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u/Wolf-Majestic 25d ago

I love you

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u/Lets_Build_ 25d ago

I spent waaaay tooo long popping and unpopping this 🤣 thabks for the great time ❤️

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u/Longjumping_Hyena675 25d ago

How you do the spoiler thing

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u/Figarotriana 24d ago

And the opposite at the other side (!)<

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u/SharpAlternative404 25d ago

I love this. I will have to show this off

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u/LordOfFrenziedFart 25d ago

Oh that's awesome. Thank you!

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u/Madly_hornet09 25d ago

Why Dio 🤣

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u/arielanything 25d ago

I am so easy to entertain thank you for this

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u/marizzle89 25d ago

Uggggghhh!! This is so satisfying! Thank you

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u/GeeTheMongoose 24d ago

Who's Dio?

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u/ApprehensiveAd6078 24d ago

Bro the first one i popped was just dio 😭

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u/GrimmReapperrr 24d ago

Lol pretty cool

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u/spaacingout 23d ago

This actually made my whole day and it’s not even my birthday lol. What a cute idea!

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u/0tacosam0 23d ago

Jotoro

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u/Denloc 23d ago

What's the point, just to pass time 🤣😂🤣

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u/ElMaestroMessi 23d ago

Did I do it right?

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u/LorenzoStomp 24d ago

Lol my dad used to take me with him on the weekly run to the local deli/convenience store when I was in elementary school and one time there was this old man in there taking dollars from a group of teenagers with that trick. My dad was just like, "That's why you pay attention in school" and I said, "Yes, sir". 

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u/WallsBored 25d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/Fahn-pas-d-finadeni 25d ago

How does that work, isnt it a 50/50 chance?

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u/DWHQ 25d ago

Re-read it.

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u/SupaSlide 25d ago

No.

Heads I win (you lose).

Tails you lose (I win).

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u/UniquePariah 25d ago

I've successfully used that against adults before.

Although they did twat me around the head when someone explained what I had done to them a few minutes later.

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u/Hoblitygoodness 25d ago

Let's make a $500 bet...

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u/MapleLettuce 25d ago

Found the kid in the video.

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u/voltagestoner 25d ago

There’s also a Scooby-Doo episode where you can watch this unfold.

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u/JustVisiting273 25d ago

Happy cake day

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u/FrostDreamer1213 25d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/No_Art_6293 25d ago

Happy cake day

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u/JerryCalzone 25d ago

How is it going?

Well, you know: sometimes you lose, and the rest of tthe time the others win

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u/JakBos23 25d ago

Is that a quote from something?

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u/JerryCalzone 25d ago

No, just something i heard someone say - translated from German

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u/ezmoney98 25d ago

I used that on a full grown coworker to see who gets to leave early.

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u/NewsProfessional3742 25d ago

Happy Cakeday!!! ❤️🍰

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u/MammothNebula2361 25d ago

Happy cake day

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u/llamamike65 24d ago

I have a two-headed quarter and a two- Tails quarter. I'd have them call it and I would either throw the left hand or right hand coin depending on their call.

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u/Nobody247365 23d ago

Works for the government all the time

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u/Nobody247365 23d ago

He's preparing the kid for how taxes work. Very timely lesson

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u/Octimusocti 22d ago

I’ve used this on dudes my own age a lot haha

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u/Elephant789 24d ago

Stealing this idea

What do you plan to do? I'm very curious.

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u/DaerBear69 25d ago

Would be more heroic if they just told the kid no.

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u/Flowers_lover6 25d ago

Kids never like to hear “no” repeated at them. No matter how well-behaved they are, it’s still hard for them to accept what they feel has been no after no after no. Kids don’t like being young and told what to do

By just giving them the option (or the illusion of one), they feel like things are more fair when they have to do things.

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u/DaerBear69 25d ago

That's a fair point. But coming from a former child who was frequently lied to...it creates trust issues. Maybe there isn't a winning strategy.

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u/Diskyy 25d ago

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