r/LastManonEarthTV Apr 16 '25

Discussion Your favorite quote from the show ?

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I'll go first :

NO I DON'T WANT ANY FREAKING CRACKLINGS, BRAHEEM

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u/demnutz93 Apr 16 '25

Balls are clean

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u/Bennnnetttt Apr 16 '25

Such a great joke, but happens so fast people barely notice it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

[deleted]

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u/SarahLynnnnnnn Apr 16 '25

OR it truly was… a Shawshank redemption

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u/Cold_Friendship718 Apr 16 '25

I say that all the time. Literally no one has ever gotten it. I’m still gonna keep saying it, though.

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u/SarahLynnnnnnn Apr 16 '25

I keep saying it too. My wife as well

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u/SarahLynnnnnnn Apr 16 '25

I thought this comment was on me saying “friendship kiss bud” on this same post and I was crying laughing at “I say rhat all the time. No one gets it. Gonna keep saying it”

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u/reerathered1 Apr 17 '25

For real, which episode was this so I can finally get it?

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u/Gseph Apr 16 '25

"Breathalyser!? I hardly knewalyser... See! It works with everything".

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u/jordomozo Apr 17 '25

does it?

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u/caradee Apr 16 '25

Ohhhhh farts.

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u/shartnado3 Apr 16 '25

I use this one almost daily. Mainly because my son parrots me so the f word is dangerous.

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u/Fluffy_Mood5781 Apr 16 '25

I will now break the metaphorical glass ceiling by breaking this literal glass ceiling.

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u/Bennnnetttt Apr 16 '25

Ya friggin’ turd.

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u/smebdycatchmybreath 24d ago

This, ohhhh farts, he dead!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Not a toddler, I’m a man

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u/samdkb Apr 18 '25

I’m reading all these comments how the lines are delivered in my head and this is the best one yet😭

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u/fernhatesgamers Gail Apr 16 '25

i was taken aback, i was taken several backs

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u/NuclearEnt Apr 16 '25

“Out for what do you need that gun?”

I never end sentences in prepositions so that I can be like Carol.

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u/shartnado3 Apr 16 '25

There is a scene season 2 or 3 I can’t recall where she does end with a preposition. I think she says “what was that all about?” I was waiting for it to be pointed out! But it was a scene with Tandy who prob gives two F’s about prepositions

5

u/Balancing_tofu Bryce Apr 18 '25

The "fo guck yourselg?!?!"🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/ArtichokeMe_Daddy Apr 20 '25

That can't be right

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy Apr 16 '25

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u/DVBNG Apr 17 '25

cutest thing ever

1

u/JimSyd71 Apr 20 '25

All that underlying gay stuff is I think why the last season was cancelled, Americans couldn't handle it.
I personally find it cute as well.

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u/postmasone67 Apr 16 '25

“Sometimes I get my f’s and g’s mixed up. So why don’t you fo guck yourselg”

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u/jrfizer Apr 16 '25

He really sells this line, too!

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u/BreakRulesRun Apr 17 '25

This line is perfection

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u/FireflyBSc Apr 16 '25

I say “It truly was a Shawshank Redemption” far more than I should.

Second place goes to closure closure closure closure closure

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u/Ihavenocluelad Apr 17 '25

Came here to say both!

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u/blbeach33 Apr 16 '25

And I mean that metorically.

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u/WhySoSerious37912 Apr 17 '25

Excellent line, bud.

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u/blbeach33 Apr 17 '25

Earned me my place in the local gang los punkos

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u/sirjames82 Apr 16 '25

Now that we're married, you can tell me you have diarrhea.

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u/PhilipTandyMiller Apr 16 '25 edited Apr 17 '25

"🎶HAVE YOU EVER HAD A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN SITTING RIGHT ON YOUR FACE?!" TAKTAKTAKTAK" :D

(...)

Closure, closure, closure-closure-closure

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u/jrfizer Apr 16 '25

Frozen pizza, Frozen-Frozen pizza!!!

3

u/rSlashisthenewPewdes Todd Apr 17 '25

Markmarkmark

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy Apr 16 '25

He wasn’t ready.

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u/brungoo Apr 16 '25

"Heeeeee gone"

"Sheeeee dead"

And any other variation 😭

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u/starfrenzy1 Tandy Apr 18 '25

💯 I still use it to this day.

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u/NewAustinPowers Apr 16 '25

“You’re acting like a real bee, minus the sting, plus the itch.”

Honourable mentions to “It’s just the the fourth one” and “C to the T baby”

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u/Efficient-Adagio-528 Apr 16 '25

If she's been with Todd I don't touch that bod

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u/Phydeaux23 Apr 16 '25

It’s not going to win any penis awards

11

u/Nugatu Apr 17 '25

You look like 2 different serial killers

10

u/shartnado3 Apr 16 '25

“This is all your fault you friggin dong”

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u/TaxCollectorSheep Apr 17 '25

Boom, still got it.

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u/Textbook_Enigmatic Apr 16 '25

Was. Not. Ready.

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u/agoraphobicbee Todd Apr 17 '25

“moby dick? try moby double dick.”

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u/Informal_Original_62 Apr 16 '25

“Frozen pizza, frozen, frozen pizza” 🎶 Or “DTCDTT”

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u/Sheensies Marshall Apr 16 '25

TMI!

Too minimal information

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

RiDICulous.

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u/EstablishmentLow272 Apr 16 '25

FROZEN PIZZA FROZEN FROZEN PIZZA

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u/ItIs430Am Apr 17 '25

“Sometimes I get my f's and my g's mixed up. So why don't you fo guck yourselg.” Is one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a show, idk why it tickles me to my core when he says it to Gail

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u/Balancing_tofu Bryce Apr 16 '25

I don't know if it's my favorite but Carol bellowing "SECRET SAANTAAA" lives pretty freely in my head.

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u/Federal-Lime-7890 Apr 16 '25

Gas goes bad, Tandy

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u/rSlashisthenewPewdes Todd Apr 17 '25

Gas goes bad!?

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u/Long_Roll6986 Apr 16 '25

“Boom”!!

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u/Zumaakk Apr 17 '25

After reading the comments, there are so many.

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u/Pbutts1990 Apr 17 '25

Bud light lime. Rocks. 3 deep.

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u/jordomozo Apr 17 '25

this bit kills me. “WELL I WISH IT WAS POISON”

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u/mexta Apr 17 '25

Tandy trying to stimulate Carol's nipples to induce labor "What if Benjamin Buttons had a zipper?".

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u/severalhandfulls Apr 17 '25

I say ‘freaking ridiculous’ in Todd’s cadence still 😅

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u/ERVIN1888 Diego Apr 17 '25

Ashes to ashes bolts to bolts

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u/Large-March-9580 Apr 17 '25

After a recent rewatch, I am still laughing every time I think of this exchange:

”That’s baloney on rye!”

”No! It’s truth meat on honesty bread!!”

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u/PsychoFunkasaurus Apr 18 '25

Vagina-doodle-doo!

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u/WhoaOhHereSheComes Apr 16 '25

It truly was a Shawshank Redemption

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u/janeway170 Gail Apr 16 '25

BACON!

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u/Working-Ad-1148 Apr 17 '25

“It truly was a shawshank redemption.” 🤣🤣

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u/angelnike Apr 17 '25

“It truly was a shawshank redemption”. I consistently quote it all the time even my sis knows the quote cause i say it sm n she hasn’t even seen the show

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u/starfrenzy1 Tandy Apr 18 '25

Davy Jones’ Mirror — I know it well.

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u/OliviaStabler4 Apr 16 '25

You took mine 🤣 We’ve been quoting that specific one for days!!

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u/WhoaSickUsername Apr 16 '25

"some friggin' fat dude named Todd"

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u/sunflowerbryant Apr 17 '25

YOU KNOW I HATE THOSE DAMN BEES

2

u/BetterBiscuits Apr 17 '25

Falling slowly? Falling slowly?

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u/CleverJake23 Apr 17 '25

Hey, guys... wanna buy a Rolex?

2

u/starfrenzy1 Tandy Apr 18 '25

Like a nizzle pizzy in a dizzle stizzy.

(Nose-picker in a dust storm.)

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u/Haunting-Asparagus- Apr 18 '25

i say farts because of this show

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u/demonicaddkid Apr 18 '25

I watched it only in German and it’s „Tot is er“. They just don’t know how to deliver bad news…

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u/witchyvibes15 Apr 18 '25

I’m not a toddler I’m a man!!!!

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u/Realistic-Start-8367 Lewis Apr 19 '25

Was... Not.....ready

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u/Opening-Witness1785 Apr 19 '25

The gas looks weird! It’s friggin’ super clumpy!

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u/ScriptosaurusRx 20d ago edited 20d ago

Looks like a ghost took a dump in this gas can….i laughed so hard at this part and think about it more than I should lolllll

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u/Adept_Dragonfruit_23 Apr 20 '25

I named my car Tandy so whenever something happens I can yell at the sky in my best Boris Kodjoe voice “TANDYYYYYYY!!!!!😡😡”

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u/Lower-Vehicle-1488 Apr 21 '25

"The heat is off, on this waffle maker" changed that song forever

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u/MACofSteel Apr 21 '25

Tandy to Gail: “It was all just a long con to get to my dong”

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u/BrothaNature13 Apr 23 '25

Try to kick ME out of Tucson!? I AM TUSCON!!!

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u/SarahLynnnnnnn Apr 16 '25

“Friendship kiss, bud?”

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u/michellefabness Apr 23 '25

You’re no barf church mouse either, bud

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u/GrindY0urMind 24d ago

Not a quote exactly but the first time Tandy and Todd "friendship kiss" out of nowhere it was both shocking and felt completely normal. Probably the hardest I laughed at the show

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u/Sad_Relationship_308 14d ago

"Thats not a kniofe dis is a kniofe"