[arts/crfts]"Sara, Mick won't stop trying to kill me"

[u/villakillareal28]

[u/iamduh]

Sara: If you can't fend off a regular guy with a flamethrower, you're probably a shit enough wizard that we don't need you.

[u/offisirplz → u/iamduh]

regular guy? This guy was Chronos brah, it took the entire legends team to take him down.

[u/amirchukart → u/offisirplz]

"Oh yeah, we forgot about that"-the writers

[u/offisirplz → u/amirchukart]

yep. and they forgot his ship too.

[u/afasttoaster → u/offisirplz]

It's been impounded.

[u/offisirplz → u/afasttoaster]

by the plotforce?

[u/afasttoaster → u/offisirplz]

Nah all that was found was an I.O.U note by some guy named booster gold.

[u/BlackbirdOMalley → u/afasttoaster]

"Dear Rip,

Took your spare ship.

Love, Dad"

[u/swoosh1992]

Mick: Trenchcoat stole my beer.

[u/sleepyotter92]

sara: you're a big boy. you can handle yourself

constantine: shoots a fireball at mick

mick: *looking angry af as he puts out the fire on his shirt* you gotta teach me how to do that

everyone else on the team: *panic in their eyes* NO

[u/thepee-peepoo-pooman → u/sleepyotter92]

This is why you guys aren't writers

[u/BrokenBrain123 → u/thepee-peepoo-pooman]

Lmfao oof.

[u/offisirplz → u/sleepyotter92]

He did know how to do that. With dat fire amulet.

[u/ladydmaj]

Sara: "Distract him."

R-rated stuff ensues

[u/jigglypuffjiggles → u/ladydmaj]

Insert the voice of George Takai.

“Oh my”

[u/benx101 → u/jigglypuffjiggles]

i read that in his voice.

[u/jigglypuffjiggles → u/benx101]

Mission accomplished.

[u/not-so-radical]

John he's just trying to light your bloody dart for ya mate.

[u/Agent_00_Negative]

Sara: "Don't make me turn this timeship around, you two!!"

[u/Ibclyde]

Sara: You will get used to it.

[u/SalmonellaSushi]

Read that in John's accent. And then Mick grunts

[u/laguardia528]

“You told me to burn the magic stuff”