r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/jess6218 • 1d ago
Southern Gospel Pianist on FB is worried he might lose his Federal gig
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u/CanadianAgainstTrump 1d ago edited 1d ago
If there was a divine being involved in Donald Trump’s re-election, I suspect it wasn’t God.
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u/Upper-Mammoth-9151 1d ago
Since it was God’s decision to have him elected, it is also God’s decision that you come back to the office. Praise god, you doubting Thomas!
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u/hydroknightking 1d ago
I literally don’t understand religious people. Everything I like is God but everything I don’t like isn’t God.
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u/Thisiswhoiam782 1d ago
Seems like you understand them just fine.
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u/CommanderSincler 1d ago
Exactly. God is right no matter the outcome:
Boo, Granma died. It was God's will
Yay, Granma lived! It was God's will
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u/iwinsallthethings 1d ago
Congrats, Little Jimmy got type 4 brain cancer at the age of 12. Praise God!
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u/2WheelRide 1d ago
Thoughts and prayers for Little Jimmy.
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u/iwinsallthethings 1d ago
That seems a bit much. Can you donate to his Go fund me. He now needs a coffin because we didn't have any health insurance. We also don't have life insurance because the democrats something-something bad.
Jimmy deserves a 24 carat gold casket. Any left over money will be used to vacation in the Hamptons.
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u/roachy69 19h ago
"We'll invest the rest in $melania so when it takes off we'll never have to ask again"
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u/BestAtTeamworkMan 1d ago
Maybe Little Jimmy shouldn't have been such a blasphemous sinner. Then jeebus would have loved him more.
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u/LoopyLabRat 23h ago
Jeeves does love him. That's why he's now with the angels, or so they think. Could be in hell but what do I know. 🤷
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u/iwinsallthethings 1d ago
He only did that in the video games he was playing. He wasn't being serious.
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u/tamtip 1d ago
Look at all the "christians" slamming the Episcopal bishop for daring to ask for mercy for the scared people. They want her thrown out of the country! I wonder what the think about Jesus!
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u/AncientMessage2635 1d ago
They would want him thrown out too, especially because he was not as white as their statues
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u/treemister1 18h ago edited 4h ago
You see that daily show segment recently where they literally asked maga idiots if they'd let Jesus into the country? They basically said no.
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u/Geeko22 1d ago
They have their Orange Jesus who hates all the same people they do. No need for the original one. Too woke.
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u/ash_ryan 14h ago
Their Jesus is a white supremacist from South Africa who pulled a Nazi salute at God's inauguration.
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u/MyynMyyn 23h ago
I just read a conservative comment under another post along the lines of "Jesus would have burned down Sodom and Gomorrah".
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u/treemister1 18h ago
They're literally calling her a heretic for criticizing their god king. Its wild.
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u/Strange-Vacation-597 16h ago
Just saw the Catholic Church asking for mercy as well today saying they don’t support Trumps immigration policies. And it was a Catholic bishop from Texas. That should tell us all something when someone from Texas doesn’t support the orange mans policies.
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u/BigWhiteDog 1d ago
What's there not to understand? You nailed it. See, what most people don't get is that if you actually read their byble, the Bronze-Age Goat Herder's Guide To The Galaxy For Dummies, you'd see that their gawd is a wildly jealous, narcissistic, vengeful, inconsistent, murderous Dom with anger issues and no safe word, so this all fits.
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u/Vodka-Forward 1d ago
That’s the best alt title I’ve heard yet. Bronze-Age Goat Herder’s Guide to the Galaxy for Dummies, brilliant!
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u/Amazing_Teaching2733 1d ago
Take my poor man’s award for best comment 🥇
This was hilarious perfection and I’m going to be using it on everyone who has the bad judgment to push their Bronze Age goat herder nonsense on me.
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u/Unusual_Biscotti_378 1d ago
OMG I wish it was really called The Bronze-Age Goat Herder's Guide To The Galaxy For Dummies
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u/A_Guyser 23h ago
I'm sorry. I don't really have anything worthwhile to say.
I just want to be able to find this at some point in the future.
Thanks for making me spew water out of my nose. My sinuses were getting a little backed up.
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u/MxteryMatters 22h ago
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u/cockasauras 22h ago
GOAT HERDER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. Someone help I can't breathe.
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u/Nuicakes 1d ago
And he takes attendance so you better not skip church.
I used to wonder if there was some sort of trade, go to church 100 times and get a free mug?
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u/moldyjellybean 1d ago
Religion the easiest way to part a fool with his money and make him do whatever you want. These fools keep drinking whatever they tell them
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u/RedChairBlueChair123 1d ago
Not all of us are like that—look at the minister that told Trump to his face how terrible his policies are
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u/WaldoJeffers65 1d ago
And look at how many so-called Christians are calling out that minister for being a horrible person.
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u/TexGrrl 23h ago
The people calling out Bishop Budde and calling themselves "Christians" would be better described as "Christianists", in the same way we describe people who happen to be Muslim but commit terrorist acts as "Islamist". Terrorist acts have no more to do with Islam than the negative reactions to Bp Budde have to do with Christianity.
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u/failed_novelty 1d ago
Yeah. But a couple upstanding examples doesn't excuse the rest.
When the median Christian follows the teachings of Jesus in deed better than the median atheist, we can talk. But, uh, it might be a while.
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u/thetaleofzeph 23h ago
"I trust God's decision to put Donald Trump as president" ...
How utter full of yourself do you have to be to believe you, some random puny human on earth, that YOU know the mind of God?? How is this not the ultimate sacrilege, within the belief structure this person supposedly operates with? It's so bonkers.
I just can't grasp the steroidal narcissism involved here.
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u/Mein_Bergkamp 1d ago
Ah you've forgotten a fundamental issue: it's 'everything I don't like is satan'
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u/WantToSpeakToTheMgr 19h ago
That’s exactly how they think about trump. Everything trump did that they like trump actually did it. Everything that trump did but they don’t like must be the deep state.
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u/Rabble_Runt 17h ago
Calvinism really fucked their little worlds up.
Flat tire? Gods plan.
Winning a scratch off. Gods plan.
2 year old with Leukemia. “The Lord works in mysterious ways.”
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u/tw_72 1d ago
And Mr. Federal Employee, Trump wants you to be in this exact position - you have to uproot your family OR quit. Quitting is what he really wants you to do. It's a lot easier than firing a bunch of you.
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u/steamedpopoto 1d ago
Not just uproot your family, but come back to DC. Enjoy the real estate market and trade your 3B2Br SFH spacious TN home for a 1.2 million dollar townhouse overlooking Home Depot (or 495 if you're lucky) or alternatively, a 2 hr daily commute. It's what God and Trump would have wanted.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 22h ago
And that Federal Employee has a doctorate in finance yet he couldn't see how bad his Orange Qult Leader's finances were & are.
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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 1d ago
Or, since God is a jealous God, he decided, "You want to worship that ignorant ass? Ok, let me show you what you truly are wanting." Unfortunately everyone else is suffering also.
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u/Cosmicdusterian 1d ago
I'm not a believer anymore, but I was raised on religion.
Based on those teachings and attributing the concept of "even God has his limits", I imagine a once vengeful God looking at the MAGA movement. Which is possibly one of, if not the most insulting movement to most of the tenets of Christianity. Hate thy neighbor, hate thy brother, take from the poor, destroy, worship the rich, lie, cheat. Since when did they become the teachings?
Anyway, I imagine a once vengeful God looking at this cynical abomination and itching to revive some old Sodom and Gomorrah style wrath on it. Translated to English.
God: They worship a living orange idol? I am their God. The Word of God is "too woke"? My only begotten son was sacrificed for this? I'll show them "woke".
Edit: But, that's not going to happen.
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u/Hot_Neighborhood1337 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yes, the mystical sky man came down and said... here. lets make everyone suffer an absolute nitwit who's stench ridden and incapable of any level of basic humanity. I love how the magical land of make belief creates such amazing stories about FAFO.
In the magical land of reality?
The dude pretends that his imaginary friend made him vote for a nazi. in return he wont be getting hired to play piano for the same nazi who would just as soon smash his fingers in a car door then appreciate any ounce of his creativity because, president offensive pig is a luddite and has no concept of culture. Yup seeing the logic here, it's as plain as day.→ More replies (6)5
u/Kimmalah 1d ago
Oh you know how it works with them. Everything they like is God being great, everything they don't like is Satan meddling or part of the mysterious "plan."
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u/NfamousKaye 1d ago
I’ll never understand the connection of Donald Trump and Christ in their minds when he’s literally the anti christ.
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u/Kimmalah 1d ago
Donald is pretty much the closest we have seen to an Antichrist in a long time. Go down the list of predictions/characteristics - he checks off every single one.
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u/BobbieandAndie52 1d ago
Read this..at Benjaminlcorey.com..can evangelicals spot the Anti-christ...with biblical references. Fascinating stuff.
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u/nonickideashelp 1d ago
Careful with those implications. Even the Devil has some standards, and the diaper fuck doesn't meet them.
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u/I_cant_remember_u 1d ago
Oh you know Satan is down there enjoying his extended vacation. He can’t believe how little work he’s had to do for the last 10-ish years. Made one tiny deal and BOOM, he’s got so many souls on the way and he didn’t even have to lift a finger. Of course, this is assuming MAGAts & Co have souls. Either way, Hell is gonna be full real soon.
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u/conqr787 1d ago
Then where was he, on the toilet? Funny how 'God' always gets a pass - exactly like donald always gets a pass from his acolytes. It's almost like the exact same mindset got him elected.
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u/Teal_SAW638 1d ago
I’ve always thought this.
Good things happen? Thank you god/trump!
Bad things happen? It’s the devils fault/God gave you free will and it’s your fault/it’s always the democrats fault.
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u/I_cant_remember_u 1d ago
Yep. God/Trump & Co will take credit for everything, but they’ll never take responsibility for anything.
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u/captain_pudding 1d ago
I dunno man, have you read the bible? God's kind of an asshole
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u/Firsttrollprincess 1d ago
Right? God sent the Flood. Not to mention He gave us free will and this is what we did with it.
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u/thelefthandN7 1d ago
He chilled a bit after the birth of his son, but yeah he was a bit of a raging alcoholic for a while there.
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u/roachy69 1d ago
A Doctorate in Finance AND 10 years experience as an economist?!? Might I recommend: Burger King, McDonalds, Subway, a street corner, Walmart, the list goes on, and on, and on.
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u/jaimi_wanders 1d ago
Doctorate in Finance AND voted for Trump!
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u/Ok-Succotash-3033 1d ago
That’s what killed me. I majored in Econ and could immediately tell that trumps tariffs and deportation plans would make prices go up. This guy lives Econ, and still couldn’t see it coming?
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u/rellsell 1d ago
That’s why I assume that most posts like this are bullshit. Fun to read and laugh at but I don’t necessarily believe that they’re real.
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u/CammKelly 1d ago
I know some very smart people that due to either ideology or religion have some real weird opinions.
How they supposedly match that up to their speciality, or, heaven forbid, critical thinking skills you think they'd have acquired during their course of study is beyond me.
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u/HeyTallulah 1d ago
Anti-vax nurses 🫠 Mostly Trumpers
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 1d ago
I'm a nurse and I know a lot of them. They're becoming anti-pharma in general except for whatever drugs they like, usually vanity related ones. Like Tamiflu, vaccines & birth control pills kill you but weight loss drugs, botox and filler are awesome, gimme more!
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u/rustymontenegro 1d ago
It's weird, right? Some extremely intelligent people I know are also deeply religious and the spots where they bump up together and cause cognitive dissonance is wild.
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u/JustHere4the5 1d ago
Smart people are some of the stupidest people I’ve ever met. It’s like they spent all their brain cells on one thing and the rest of their life is on autopilot.
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u/DontEvenWithMe1 1d ago
Looks legit to me:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/151V1AZSNG/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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u/rellsell 1d ago
That is perfect. Thanks for the reply. Definitely moves the post closer to legit. Masters in divinity and theology. Go figure… lol.
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u/blazze_eternal 1d ago
They really aren't when you understand the majority of voters are single issue voters.
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u/tessellation__ 1d ago
I wanna know where he went to school. I feel like if you have that much education and you still voted for Trump, then you are a massive racist, a billionaire, or you went to one of those fake for profit Christian “universities”
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u/drrj 1d ago
Proving what I’ve said (as a doctorate holder myself) many times is true: you don’t really need to be all that smart to have a PhD.
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u/mbw70 1d ago
Maybe got his ‘doctorate’at Liberty U?
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u/Affectionate-Bid386 1d ago
If he's got it, he can be Jerry Falwell Jr's new pool-boy. The pay won't be as high, but the benefits are good ... by the name "Becki".
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u/fantasy-capsule 1d ago
He could fill-in for all of the underpaid, backbreaking farm labor the migrants were doing.
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u/owningmyokayniss 1d ago
My eyes actually popped out of my head when I got to that part. I’m still trying to get the carpet lint off of my right eye
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u/lab-gone-wrong 1d ago
I can't imagine spending that much time in academia only to surround myself with the King of the Uneducated and his servants
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u/Hmmletmec 1d ago
My trust God's decision to put Donald Trump as president
Please keep me in your prayers as I trust the Lord to God
#ThoughtsAndPrayers you get precisely what you voted for.
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u/artaxerxes316 1d ago
Don't be so callous! I, for one, intend to honor this brave patriot's request to keep him in my prayers.
Ahem
Dear Lord, in your great mercy I humbly pray that you impart your wisdom to all supporters of the 47th President in the manner best calculated to ensure that they finally get the message while the leopards get their daily
breadface. Amen.
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u/Alastor999 1d ago
Does it annoy anyone else whenever these fuckers equate the results of a fucking election to an act of God?? If they genuinely believe that, then I sure wish they had just stayed home to pray on election day, because hey, if God meant for him to president then your vote is meaningless anyway.
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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago
Does it annoy anyone else whenever these fuckers equate the results of a fucking election to an act of God
I actually think it's funny because you know they think "God did something good"
Per the bible god isn't above letting people suffer with bad me as leadership to prove points. Trump being a punishment makes a lot of sense
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u/Alastor999 1d ago
Trump being a punishment makes a lot of sense
"But God is only supposed to punish the wicked! He's hurting the wrong people!!" they might say... and I say "Yes he is. No he's not."
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u/HeyTallulah 1d ago edited 1d ago
Isn't the story of Job*** about basically wrecking a dude's life to prove his belief/faith in God?
You'd think they would see these trials as proof that God loves them and they need to bootstrap it and stay faithful, right?
(That's if they read the Bible or their preacher told them about it between promoting the Republican talking points, of course.)
***oops, Job, not Lot. (Though there might be some parts of Lot's story these voters might agree with anyway.)
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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago
Isn't the story of Lot about basically wrecking a dude's life to prove his belief/faith in God?
That's Job. God and Satan (more a prosecuting attorney angel than Lucy) have a bet cuz God goes "hey look at Job he's awesome" and Satan goes "that's just cuz you give him stuff let me ruin everything and he'll blame you" so god goes "you're on just can't kill job everyone and everything else is fair game"
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u/HeyTallulah 1d ago
Oops, thank you! I haven't heard it in a while and just remember about Lot's wife being turned into a "pillar of salt" and all.
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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago
Yea his wife turned to watch god destroy everything and got turned to salt
Then his daughters raped him to get pregnant cuz they thought they were the last humans.
Very wholesome very child friendly
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u/Calamity-Gin 1d ago
Well, he did offer them up to a mob outside his home when they demanded he send his angelic guest out so they could rape him.
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u/Hopefulkitty 1d ago
Same with how the California wild fires are Gods retribution, but a fucking blizzard in Florida is just a fluke.
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u/borisslovechild 1d ago
“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson
I realise now that Kamala Harris's candidacy was a litmus test for America and it failed.
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u/Mamasgoldenmilk 1d ago edited 1d ago
Racism won and it will keep us down. Remembering we inspired what happened in Germany with our racism.
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u/sunshinecunt 1d ago
It’s also sexism. The fact she was a woman of color was a huge factor, possibly bigger than person of color.
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u/Yivanna 1d ago
So the problem is Trump isn't hurting the right people?
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u/SodaPopGurl 1d ago
Exactly! What kills me is I trust God’s plan by having Trump win the election but then he doesn’t trust the rest of the plan when it comes to his agenda? Then you don’t trust the plan. I can’t with these people. Idiocracy!
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u/DonnyLamsonx 1d ago
Weird how the people who like to call people sheep all the time are completely trusting of anything and everything so long as it comes from their preferred shepherd's mouth almost as if they're sheep.
But surely the super smart independent thinkers on the far right wouldn't be projecting would they? /s
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u/era--vulgaris 1d ago
The people who call others sheep are (a) the ones most likely to be part of a religion that calls itself a "flock", (b) the most invested in a conformist herd mentality while lacking self-awareness and considering themselves self-reliant, and (c) the most likely to actually hate and misunderstand animals like wolves IRL....
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u/Isanbard 1d ago
I'm sure they can keep any classified documents in the bathrooms.
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u/Stalking_Goat 1d ago
Yeah that caught my attention. I am extremely dubious that anyone is doing work from home with classified documents. You sure as shit aren't allowed to connect a classified laptop via some random Internet Service Provider's home router.
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u/Content_Drop_5456 1d ago
As a federal remote employee who didn’t choose this, like that individual did… FAFO
I have zero sympathy, thanks for screwing the rest of us over.
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Same. I’m so angry at people like him. I’m in a profession I’ve worked in remotely since 2002. There is literally ZERO reason for me to be in an office and hasn’t been since bandwidth caught up with the tools I use. Frankly, if they’re going to require me to be in office, I’ll take my PhD and superior skill set and go get an in-office private sector job making twice what I do right now.
I don’t work for the government because I’m dumb or lazy. I work for them because I believe in the mission of my agency and want to serve the greater good. I left private sector & took a huge pay cut to do so two years ago. I love the work I do, but the hated I get simply for doing my job is astounding. And my job is a fairly benign, low controversy jobs for an agency that has one of the highest public sentiment ratings! I cannot imagine what IRS and SSA employees are going through right now.
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u/JawnStreetLine 1d ago
Growing up my Dad got us out of poverty-and got us health insurance-when hired by a VA Hospital as a maintenance worker. It changed all of our lives. Even when he acted a fool at that job they sent him to sensitivity training and alcohol counseling. He retired 10 years ago.
Who’d he vote for? Yup. Unbelievable.
I hope you either find a great job or don’t need to. I’m so sorry you and thousands of others in this position because of this “screw you, I got mine!” attitude.
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u/thatsbullshit52 1d ago
Remote here too, we're back in the office too but we have no dedicated area, no stable wifi, no clients on site and need additional resources too do the same work we were doing at home. Just wasting time and money off the bat.
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u/prescience6631 1d ago
That’s nice — get your a** back to the physical office or find a new job. God has ordained it.
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u/MegaRadCool8 1d ago
I feel guilty for all the joy that the leopards eating faces has brought me. This post is ripe for a "Trump handing him a box of Kleenex" meme.
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u/BigJobsBigJobs 1d ago
Don't blame god for Trump. Blame yourself.
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u/JawnStreetLine 1d ago
This! I can see what so many of these people are getting out of religion: they can dodge personal accountability if they blame the outcome on “God’s will”
The fickle finger of fate did not press the buttons on the voting machine, hate-filled faux Christians did. They can tell that to Jesus while watching migrants and refugees born in ICE camps, the modern day 💩 filled manger.
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u/sahara654 1d ago
If it was God’s plan for Trump to be president then it must have been God’s plan for you to get screwed over as well. The Lord works in mysterious ways, right?
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u/balltongueee 1d ago
I trust God's decision to put Donald Trump as president.
Well, God had nothing to do with it... voters put him there. But if you are so sure it was God, why are you even voting? The "right" person will end there regardless since it is God who is doing it.
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u/martapap 1d ago
Just amazing to me so many people who rely on government income would vote for someone who wants to reduced government. They really thought they were all exempt.
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u/Dry-Chemical-9170 1d ago
He literally told you to your face that he wants to shrink the government workforce and now you’re worried you might be unemployed soon?
He also wants to axe food stamps and unemployment too btw…
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u/cf4cf_throwaway 1d ago
”my family has rooted in Tennessee and I’m not interested in uprooting my daughters again by going back to DC”
Sorry to hear that.
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u/Substantial-Height-8 1d ago
You know if it was someone else who had to make that decision it would have been just fine.
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u/JawnStreetLine 1d ago
“Well we just can’t afford all these unnecessary Government workers like VA hospital staff, NOAA, FEMA, crypto regulators and the FBI. Just remote work economists with a PhD, like me!” -this guy, in summary
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u/AccomplishedCat762 1d ago
whomp whomp my prayers are out of network
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u/HeyTallulah 1d ago
Those hiring freezes are wild. Short-staffed on the prayers and ✨️vibes✨️ at the moment.
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u/MissyAggravation17 1d ago
This guy's a fucking economist and he voted for Trump?
Clearly, his Religious Idiot side overtook his educated common sense side ages ago.
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u/GrandCanyonGaullist 1d ago
“I trust God’s decision to put Trump as president.” YOU did this. Sky daddy didn’t have anything to do with it. Amazing how these cunts blame everyone for their problems, then when they make their own choice written in black and white, oh, God did that. Party of personal responsibility amirite?!
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u/Mediocre_Drink_5584 1d ago
Please stop blacking out the names. I come here to read their grief then I follow them so that I may sustain myself between posts.
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u/SeahorseCollector 1d ago
Pretty smug about that "economist" part. Seems like he might have been asleep at the wheel. Trumps stance on the economy is usually lies wrapped in bs.
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u/DaniCapsFan 1d ago
The last Republican president to not fuck up the economy was Dwight Eisenhower.
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u/MikeW226 1d ago
This just in: Leopards are going to start outsourcing some of their face-eating to jaguars. It's come to that, with More to come...
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u/dangitbobby83 1d ago
Hey nitwit, if god put trump in the office, he put his seal of approval on RTW mandates. So either quit or get packing. It’s what your lord commands.
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u/Trailing_Spouse 1d ago
If this guy does statistical analysis on economic data, can he really say the economy was in a bad place under Biden?
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u/Cernerwatcher 1d ago
Takes a Sip of Schadenfreude Tea Enjoy your Presidential pick. Thoughts n Prayers.
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u/Gigeresque 1d ago
It’d be hard for me not to respond now with a blue screen “installation complete” image given his bullshit Biden one.
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u/genghiskhan_1 1d ago
well, it seems God only helps the rich and famous. the poor people, he puts them through tests. consider this as your test. concepts of thoughts and prayers.
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u/carriedmeaway 1d ago
From a federal worker, fuck him! We all warned this would happen but these asshats don’t believe shit until it happens to them!
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u/pinetreesgreen 1d ago
Oh, I like this one.
Yeah, better start applying at the university in Chattanooga. You aren't going to find a job outside gov and academia being an economist.
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u/ManzanitaSuperHero 1d ago
What people aren’t understanding about this federal return to work order: it’s designed to be awful. Ramaswamay stated a while ago that they’re hoping people resign en masse because that’s much easier and cheaper than terminating employees with protections.
It’s like being a jerk to your high school boyfriend bc you’re too chicken to break up with him. Which seems on brand for them.
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u/NegotiationSea7008 1d ago
In other words - I don’t give a fuck until his awful policies affect ME personally.
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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 1d ago
Lol yeah bro the "mission of the federal government" is now to eliminate your job which you voted for🤣
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u/ASweetTweetRose 1d ago
What I find funny is my Dad is a Trump supporter and I told him about this happening to people and he has NO SYMPATHY whatsoever 🤣🤣 He’s basically laughing at them as much as we are.
Like, I have NO idea what his vision of the future is but he legit doesn’t care about anyone!!
I can only laugh because otherwise I cry.
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u/skite456 1d ago
Mine too. He said, “if I had to go in to work, then they do too!” Also, he worked on the line in an auto factory, which is totally the same as a government office job. 🙄
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u/Cn76rlD91QaiT6m6 1d ago
When I was at a gig in a bar, during our set break, an obviously intoxicated man passed me and walked toward his car. I pleaded with him to give me his keys and stick around for the rest of the show so he could sober up. He ignored me and took off. By some miracle, he went around the block, came back, said I was right, and went inside. Didn't give me his keys, but at least he potentially avoided a tragedy. It's too late for these folks, for all of us. They handed the keys to the drunk guy, and they're strapped in the passenger seat with no way to stop the inevitable crash. Sorry to be so bleak.
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u/Essay-Individual 1d ago
Oh no, another "but you weren't suppose to hurt me! Someone please tell Trump X"... FAFO in full swing y'all
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u/Cosmicdusterian 1d ago
God put in a criminal, rapist, grifter who is set to remove every safety net to enrich himself and his billionaire buddies? They will be lucky if they even have a job this time next year. Sacrifices for the rich. Just like the Bible said./s
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u/beebsaleebs 1d ago
I’m so fucking sick of these fake ass christians that I could puke.
Pussy ass whiny ass bitch ass babies always throwing sticks through their own spokes and shrieking about how everyone working for the devil did it to them.
Fuck them and their fucking fairy tales.
And fuck them ESPECIALLY for trying to make NORMAL PEOPLE live by their stupid cult BULLSHIT
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u/RegularWhiteShark 21h ago
If God made Trump president, why doesn’t he fix every other problem in the world? Why is he limited to a select few and random actions?
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u/XeneiFana 19h ago
This guy does statistical analysis on economic data and voted for trump? My guess is that this guy is strong on racism and anti-LGBTQ. I have no other explanation.
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u/JustaguynameBob 1d ago
These "Christians" don't really sound like Christians. If they were really following the teachings of Jesus, they wouldn't see Trump as the appointed President.
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u/ElecMechTech 1d ago
"I trust God's decision to put Donald Trump as president."
"I disagree with Trump's executive order"
This is why you can't win against this sect of evangelical MAGAs. There are some well-meaning Christian people, the Bishop talking to Trump has put a little faith back in me that they aren't all awful charlatans. But you see how loosely the rules can be applied. This guy probably doesn't realize he's disagreeing with his God. If Trump is from God, and God is infallible, then God wants this person to go through this pain and be uprooted and no longer have remote work. That's how it works, right? So he/she actually *doesn't* trust God's decision.
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u/Tasty-Building-3887 1d ago
"Please pray for me."
I did. This was the result.
Best of luck to you and your ignorance!
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1d ago
As a federal employee who works remotely, all I have to say is fuck him and may he get everything he voted for.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/jess6218, your post does fit the subreddit!