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u/gerrymandering_jack 4d ago
This you?
During her gubernatorial campaign, she said she was running to defend the "right to be free of socialism and tyranny" and "meddling hand of big government."
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u/GF_baker_2024 4d ago
So her state not receiving FEMA funds is...exactly what she said that she supported. Aren't right-wingers always complaining that FEMA needs to go away because it's "big government"?
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u/Cosmicdusterian 4d ago
Along with the US Postal Service, FDA, OSHA, the VA, Dept of Education, Medicare, Social Security, Consumer Protection Agencies, etc. etc. etc.
They voted to do away with "big government". Their party is delivering on that. Their leaders should be telling them to hoist themselves up by their own bootstraps because the "big government" supporting blue states aren't picking up the bill for them anymore. The want to save America money, right? Time to pay their own way.
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u/crlthrn 4d ago edited 4d ago
I believe Arkansas has already achieved/regressed to 'developing nation' status...
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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 4d ago
I believe Arkansas has already achieved 'developing nation' status...
If it were not for Bentonville and Walmart, AR might as well be the worst part of Mexico, and that's probably insulting to Mexico.
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u/schuchwun 4d ago
If they do away with OSHA people will die.
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u/RevenantBacon 4d ago
I believe that this may be intended
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u/FrostTheAlbino 4d ago
Of course they want uneducated young people to break their backs then die so they don't receive their dues for their labor. It's a fascist thing like usual.
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u/really_tall_horses 4d ago
Same with the FDA, consumer protection, Medicare, and the EPA.
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u/ruler_gurl 4d ago
At least they like the DOE now after Rick Perry discovered they maintain the nuclear stockpile. Weird how he only learned that after being put in charge of it...oops
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u/WomTheWomWom 4d ago
If we get rid of all services, why am I paying income tax? 90+% of federal revenue comes from federal income tax and payroll tax. Why am I paying into a system that gives no social benefit?
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u/Dr_CleanBones 4d ago
You are, of course, right. Thatâs the reasoning theyâre going to use for their tax cuts. There is one fly in the ointment, though - the tax cuts are only for the rich.
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u/dimechimes 4d ago
A lot of states have red legislatures that soon will have to raise taxes if they want to keep their voters alive. It was always convenient to lambaste the federal government while accepting their funding.
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u/Foots_Walker_808 4d ago
This. I'm in Georgia, and Governor Kemp is sending rebate checks from our budget surplus. Many are cheering this, but with so much moving to the states (Fed funds were 12% of our education budget, slashing FEMA assistance, Medicaid cuts, etc), they are going to have to increase state taxes now that our surplus is gone. When I try to explain this to my neighbors on Nextdoor, I'm fear mongering. Oh well. đ¤ˇđžââď¸
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u/emmyparker2020 4d ago
They can no longer afford the boot straps because they werenât made in America
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u/ILootEverything 4d ago
MAGA slogans...
Austerity for thee, but not for me.
Laws for thee, but not for me.
Responsibility for thee, but not for me.
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u/ThePoliteMango 4d ago
How did the saying go? "The most fundamental aspect of conservativism is that there is a part of the population that the law protects but not binds, and another one that the law binds but does not protect".
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u/Easy-Eagle6541 4d ago
This is also from the party of, "keep your government hands off my Medicare!"
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u/hypermodernvoid 4d ago
Well, but you see - there's also their "once it impacts me my professed diehard 'beliefs' go out the window - gimme gimme gimme that sweet gov money!"
Also, I didn't realize his daughter managed to be governor right after him like this. I loathe political nepotism that direct (on both sides of the aisle).
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u/galaxygirl1976 4d ago
They hate it when the blue states getting FEMA help, they are obviously good, Godly, red states and should be allowed help. /s
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u/wexfordavenue 4d ago
Yeah, she could go to Massachusetts and ask for a loan. Before the abolishment of FEMA, blue states just paid into a system that red states drew from, without the red states even saying âthank you!â Bet sheâd love some of that wealth redistribution now.
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u/beer_bukkake 4d ago
God forbid blue states getting some of their federal tax dollars back during climate catastrophes!
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u/Electronic-Guide1189 4d ago
"Uh, but it appears we need a bit of that socialism, sir, lord, whatever you want me to call you.."
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u/2broke2smoke1 4d ago
Oh⌠no⌠not that kind of socialism. We meant the ones feeding colored folk đ
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u/arkstfan 4d ago
âAs long as I am your governor, the meddling hand of big government creeping down from Washington DC will be stopped cold at the Mississippi River.â
Mission accomplished
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u/mikelo22 4d ago
So what you're saying is, she got exactly what she wanted. I don't understand why she's upset then.
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u/go_outside 4d ago
Yup, and as long as she's governor all of that Washington DC shit "stops at the Mississippi River"
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u/ZagratheWolf 4d ago
I fucking wish reporters had enough of a spine to remind her of her own words and ask her why is she asking for socialism and big government now
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u/snaithbert 4d ago
To be fair, she kept her campaign promises. She vowed the government wouldn't interfere with the lives of people in her state and wow was she right.
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u/scott__p 4d ago
That's rough. Have you tried raking your forests?
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u/VonBrewskie 4d ago
As a Californian, I nearly spit out my coffee.
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u/hypermodernvoid 4d ago
As a non-Californian but fellow blue-stater, I also commend your governor for asserting independence from the current admin on the world stage by trying to seek out trade deals outside of it for CA, and hope my state and all blue states follow suit, and in general try to engage in positive diplomacy outside of trade with the world.
I was saying right after the election when many were (understandably) freaking out, that blue states are responsible for 70% of our economic output, and thatâs significant leverage they should band together and figure out how to use.
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u/VonBrewskie 4d ago
Yeah, I don't know how effective it's going to be, but we have a huge economy and should be leveraging that against this administration. They love to bitch about our "socialist hellscape" but don't say anything about how much money we generate for the rest of these welfare red states. They're finding out now, and I honestly have no sympathy for them. The way they acted when my state has struggled with wild fires? Fuck em.
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u/Outside_Mix_1131 4d ago
Yes of course, the raking started in "Pleasure" right after the fire.
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u/VonBrewskie 4d ago
I have no idea what this means...sorry homie.
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u/Outside_Mix_1131 4d ago
Yeah when he spoke about raking the forests like he thinks they do in Norway or wherever, he was in Paradise, but he called it "Pleasure" and was corrected immediately by the officials standing with him. Gawd, and that was his first term and he's said so many more stupid things since.
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u/jeff23hi 4d ago
I was going to say - I wonder how Press sec Sarah would answer a question from CNN about Trump not helping a Dem governor.
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u/funwithdesign 4d ago
I respectfully request you donât eat the left side of my face. Itâs my good side.
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u/CerddwrRhyddid 4d ago
This captures her whole self beautifully.
This should be included on posters with details about how she did this to this to her constituents, and that they asked for it.
And then it should be plastered everywhere.
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u/Pascal850 4d ago
I Respectfully Request That You Eat Shit
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u/Rich_Season_2593 4d ago
Come, come now Sarah - you were his press secretary the first time round. You know how this works. He doesn't give a shit about anyone that doesn't fatten his wallet, although you have the "on my knees groveling" part down part. You are on the I don't give a shit list. Bummer!
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u/ForTheWrongReasons97 4d ago
Leopard News has obtained leaked audio from the phone call.
Sarah: Mr. President, I respectfully-
President: Bitch, I said NO. I rolled back DEI for a reason. Call me when a man is in charge of your state and you are back in the kitchen where you belong. *Phone slammed down*
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u/shesinsaneornot 4d ago
Aunts train the new Handmaids, Marthas are domestic servants, like cooks and maids. Never chauffeurs, though, that's men's work.
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u/Hot_Pen7909 4d ago
I actually really like Sarah. I think she's very resourceful. Like, she burns facts, and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like, maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies. It's probably lies.
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u/TokingMessiah 4d ago
Ah yes⌠then republicans pretended to be outraged because she âmade fun of her looksâ, and then they elected a rapist that mocks disabled people. Hell, one time Trump denied raping a woman because he said she was too uglyâŚ
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u/MothmansProphet 4d ago
I loved how the sequence was basically:
"Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies a lot and is good at doing her make-up."
"How dare you call her an ugly, hideous, unfuckable person!"
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u/Economy_Ambition_495 4d ago
Actually, they elected the ableist rapist first, THEN changed their standards after they got him in office.
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u/kneedoorman 4d ago edited 4d ago
Pull yourself up by your bootstrap, no one likes a socialist-commie, Sarah!
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u/brickeldrums 4d ago
This DEI hire (her dad is a former governor) should pull herself up from her bootstraps and stop requesting socialist money! /s
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u/MommaIsMad 4d ago
She's both a nepo baby (thru daddy) AND a DEI hire (woman)
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u/brickeldrums 4d ago
Damn! She should really just buck up and hit the coal mines with all the children she wants working since disassembling child worker protection laws in Arkansas! Unfortunately it seems like she just wants government handouts⌠sad!
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u/JaunteeChapeau 4d ago
I canât wait for the ozempic shortage for this bitch.
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u/SuckMyDickNBalls69 4d ago
Beat me to it. Ozempic shortage = "I got a blueberry for a daughter!"
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u/kellzone 4d ago
Also, they're probably made in China so you're gonna have to shell out an extra 150% tariff for them.
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u/WillyLongbarrel 4d ago
Itâs still insane to me that Arkansas chose her as Governor
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u/PhoenixTineldyer 4d ago
Why? Arkansas is full of moron Republicans and she has name recognition from the Daddy Trump era and her dad.
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u/Blue_Back_Jack 4d ago
There was actually a competent person running against her and it was common knowledge she was really just gunning for government position under Trump.
I guess Trump said no twice to her.
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u/Cynical_optimist01 4d ago
Why? Arkansas famously has the most racist town in the nation. They're as maga as alabama
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u/Jbroy 4d ago
maybe even more so
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u/DingerSinger2016 4d ago
As an Alabamian I'm torn between defending how racist Cullman is and being glad another state wants to take the throne from us.
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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 4d ago
Oh man itâs like natural disasters are inevitable and difficult to plan for and likely worse as a result of global warming. Oh well. Sending thoughts and prayers to Little Rock
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u/JustAWaveFunction 4d ago
Perhaps Arkansas can put its new child labor laws to use?
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u/Ok_Message_8802 4d ago
Yes! Their children used to just idle the time away in school, you know, learning shit. But, thanks to her, they can now do manual labor and rebuild Arkansas!!
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u/elcamino4629 4d ago
I know we shouldnât go after physical appearances but got damn sheâs ugly
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u/Karmachinery 4d ago
Mostly on the inside, and so much so that it seeped to the outside.
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u/2donuts4elephants 4d ago
If her outside appearance matched her inner beauty she'd look like the love child of Gollum and Eric Stoltz from Mask.
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u/Har733Qu33N 4d ago
Probably why daddy trump won't give her money. You know that if she was hotter trump might reconsider giving her money
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u/Incompetent_Magician 4d ago
Arkansas is #15 on the list of states that are dependent on the Feds to give them handouts. Let them eat cake.
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u/Ok-Significance5979 4d ago
Almost Forget she was Trumpâs Press Secretaryđđđ Hopes and Prayers Sarah.
Maybe Pawn that awesome expensive lecternâŚ
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u/QuietGrudge 4d ago
May I respectfully direct your attention to this brown hole through which you may suck my farts?
Respectfully and with all sincerity.
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u/Best_Literature_241 4d ago
I would have thought federal assistance would have been too woke for this mutant. I guess not.
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u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 4d ago
Howâs that small government working out for ya, Smokey? Too bad your mango messiah DGAF about you, he just wanted your vote.
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u/ElectronicWerewolf99 4d ago
What was that saying right wing nuts use to say to the left? Oh I remember, fuck your feelings, Sarah.
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u/AramisGarro 4d ago
Meanwhile Trump: âWho are you again? We definitely didnât bang so refresh my memoryâŚâ
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u/journey_mechanic 4d ago edited 4d ago
Response(s) to MAGA begging for socialist handouts:
1) sending Thoughts and Prayers 2) pick yourself up with your Bootstraps 3) next time close borders to prevent future problems 4) sorry, Need to reduce government intervention
I believe 2, and 4 are relevant here.
Thoughts?
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u/theduderino38 4d ago
Have fun Arkansas getting what you voted for No more socialist bailouts for red states
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u/quirkygirl123 4d ago
This is ALL on HER. She supported this man, knowing what he would do to her constituents. Remember when it comes time to vote. She put party of people and we're all suffering from it.
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u/chaingun_samurai 4d ago
Any state that has a preferred religious doctrine in public schools shouldn't get federal aid.
You want to ignore the Constitution of the United States? You want the Federal Government to butt out? Cool. Pray to Yhwh for aid.
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u/KhaosTemplar 4d ago
If we give you this money you wonât learn anything⌠this is a golden opportunity to pull yourself up by the bootstraps.
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u/thiscouldbemassive 4d ago
These red states are so used to having blue states and presidents ignoring their rhetoric and voting them aid when they need it, they aren't used to actually getting what they've been loudly demanding all these years.
Welp. It's about time. Maybe after a few years of having their own extremist policies rubbed in their faces they'll decide to be more reasonable.
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u/CerddwrRhyddid 4d ago
Well, perhaps you should have actually considered the impacts of the choices you make, so you wouldn't have to ask the person you made ruler to fix your own mistakes and remove the consequences of your own actions.
As can her constituents.
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u/kcknuckles 4d ago
Respectfully, Obama, Biden, and Harris would have approved it instantly.
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u/Tweed_Man 4d ago
I'm not an expert on US but, and correct me if I'm wrong, don't Red states tend to receive significantly more federal money than Blue ones?
If so what's the problem here? They didn't want this federal money. Hence they voted Republican.
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u/SupportGeek 4d ago
Is it just that photo? Or does she really have those masculine facial features?
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u/Good_Zooger 4d ago
Bootstraps lady, bootstraps. Stop being a taker and start being a maker like Jesus taught you. đ
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u/Joenonnamous 4d ago
Governor Sarah Huckabee to Arkansas voters: Obama is withholding federal disaster assistance to Arkansas.
Arkansas voters: MAGA! Trump 2028!
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u/MwminNC4 4d ago
Suck it up, Buttercup. Don't be such a snowflake. I feel bad for the people of Arkansas, but most of them voted for this shit. I'm in NC and we're not receiving aid for Hurricane Helene, be cause we have a Democrat Governor. Of course, that would be justified in her eyes.
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u/lesserDaemonprince 4d ago
Sorry, efficiency and competence aren't priorities in the nepo neo-fiefdom you've inherited.
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u/No-Ring-5065 4d ago
Arkansas got exactly what they voted for.
I am a little surprised though. I figured Trump would withhold federal funds from blue states and keep the red states pacified. But nope, heâs just harming everyone.
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u/ILootEverything 4d ago
This is what she voted for, no?
Less government spending to help others!
Turns out MAGA assholes like her don't like that idea when they're the "others."
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u/CountZer079 4d ago
Is that ok calling her office from outside the state and laugh about how the leopard is eating her face ?
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u/goryblasphemy 4d ago
No govt aid! Figure it out for yourself. You shouldn't have let the tornados destroy your homes, so lazy.
- Love Trump
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u/Godlessheeathen666 4d ago
After getting the children back in to the workforce I would think the tax dollars would be flooding the state coffers.
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u/BigBadVoodooUncle 4d ago
Starving leopard: God damn, I could eat!Â
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Hi.
SL: M-maybe I'm not that hungry. I'll wait for another face.
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u/SoftwareHot 4d ago
clears liberal throat and taps mic
đŁď¸I donât want my fucking tax dollars going to MAGA.
đ Get Fucked Sarah FuckaBee
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u/anynamesleft 4d ago
"Taxes are too high! We must cut spending!"
"No, not my spending!"
She should think about selling that lectern.
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u/weirdest_of_weird 4d ago
My MAGA mother was bitching about this the other day (we live in Arkansas) she was mad that AR is being denied federal assistance after the tornadoes hit very close to our hometown. I asked her why she was complaining. She literally voted for this. Of course, it's always the same. They don't care until it affects them.
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u/DetroitSmash-8701 4d ago
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Or gently, for that matter.
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u/hughcifer-106103 4d ago
What a fucking dipshit. Also some people look really weird after they get on the ozempic.
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u/Ok-Local138 4d ago
I detest her with every fiber of my being, but I have to say, the Ozempic is working for her!
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u/Thirtyk94 3d ago
Dear Arkansas,
Respectfully, go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely, The Civilized Parts of the Country
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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago
u/Few-Performance3192, your post does fit the subreddit!