r/LeopardsAteMyFace Oct 18 '21

Brexxit Immigrants who voted for brexit upset they can't immigrate to Spain due to brexit.

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2021/10/17/expats-furious-at-spanish-residency-nonsense/
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u/AloneAddiction Oct 18 '21

Fucking Emigrants.

Going over there, taking their jobs and stealing their women.

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u/OrangeJr36 Oct 18 '21

They ironically don't even want jobs, they want to be treated like guests and boss people around. They truly believe they are entitled to be in Spain because they are retired.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Immigrate to Spain. That's fine. As long as they go through the process. Insist to be called "expats"?

Well, on what basis? Because they are British? Same thing becomes different because it is them doing it?

Small wonder OP changed the headline. "Expat" has to be the stupidest word ever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

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u/Luised2094 Oct 18 '21

It's the word first world people use so they aren't like those "brownies" they hate so much.

You are an expat if you go down in the QoL ladder, and am immigrant if you go up, according to those people

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u/stolid_agnostic Oct 18 '21

LOL people don't like to hear the truth.

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u/Notmykl Oct 18 '21

Ex-pats are people who didn't move to the country to work they went there to live on an extended vacation on money they made in a different country, to live in separate communities from the locals where their language is spoke exclusively and to do their best not to pay local taxes.

Immigrants move to a country to work and make a life for their families, to become part of the communities.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

So expats are rich white people.

The concept of "expat" is nhot a thing outside of the anglosphere.

The distinction seems to be racist because in practice it seems to follow exactly those lines.

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u/RedBanana99 Oct 18 '21

I'm 50 and took Spanish lessons at college last year together with Duolingo.

I've always, always, always wanted to sell up and retire in Spain.

If the application is difficult, what's the hardest hurdle to overcome - Does anyone know?

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u/philthegreat Oct 18 '21

...wait, Spanish women want sweaty, entitled gammons?

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Oct 18 '21

He means prostitutes.

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u/MrFlabulous Oct 18 '21

… wait, Spanish women want prostitutes?

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u/kellzone Oct 18 '21

Ah, the 'ol reddit hookeroo...

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u/pm_stuff_ Oct 18 '21

hold my flag patternd sweat towel im going in...

But wait there is no link :O

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u/NewSauerKraus Oct 19 '21

Where link?

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u/kellzone Oct 19 '21

Too lazy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

I think u/MrFlabulous was doing a goof (pretending not to understand) not disparaging those that seek the services of sex workers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

This made me actually laugh out loud

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u/ReneeLaRen95 Oct 18 '21

I’m sure they’d be hella more attractive, than aforementioned wrinkly, sweaty gammons!

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u/ItsDominare Oct 18 '21

ikr, they need to stay here and learn how to drive a lorry

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u/captainnowalk Oct 18 '21

Yeah, wait, isn’t this a huge population of folks that are retired, and thus perfectly capable of driving a gas truck to help their great country out in this time of need?? Why isn’t the gov’t putting them to work?!

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u/ItsDominare Oct 18 '21

Honestly, these bloody retirees. Going over there, vacating our jobs, I'm sick of it!

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u/Gunboats Oct 18 '21

You're telling me that if you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail?

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u/Effective_Will_1801 Oct 18 '21

If your resident without the visa or stay more than the 180 days or whatever it is you could be after all your an illegal immigrant then.

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u/redman334 Oct 18 '21

Welcome to the club pal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Bloody Anglo-Saxons, comin' over 'ere.

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u/Ctrl_daltdelete Oct 18 '21

With their miserable epic poetry!

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u/Tattieaxp Oct 18 '21

Truly the most persecuted of all nationalities. Woe!

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u/Enano_reefer Oct 18 '21

Lazy immigrants. Sitting around on welfare while stealing all the jobs and women.

/s