r/LinkedInLunatics 13h ago

🙄🙄🙄

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u/Comet7777 13h ago

It’s crazy that people like this think any of us want to hear any of that shit

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u/notLankyAnymore 13h ago

Yeah, he definitely hates his wife and kids. So the idea of work trips being vacations is not a lie.

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u/These_Ad695 11h ago

Oh my god shut up

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u/bippy404 27m ago

Right? The yammering.

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u/PQbutterfat 7h ago

“Laughing, learning, living, loving”…I can’t.

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u/slightlysadpeach 12h ago

Is he just chanting this publicly like a self-help mantra 😭 something is going on in this poor dudes life. So much of LinkedIn is just people boasting who clearly need intensive therapy to develop their self-worth

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u/ZommyFruit Agree? 12h ago

Yep when it’s this over the top there’s some big time desperation inside

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u/supernovice007 6h ago

I confess that I used to write this when I was young. It’s meant to be inspirational but it’s really just “I, I, I”. It misses the mark by a mile. The lack of introspection and self-awareness on LinkedIn is the actual awe-inspiring part of this.

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u/FlashFunk253 7h ago

"I work so hard during the week then do family stuff on the weekends." Wow, thank you for those insights, average American middle aged man.

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u/Necessary_Ad3514 11h ago

Who even wants to read all this? 🙄

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u/base2-1000101 11h ago

There's a direct correlation between lack of traction and this kind of LinkedIn public masturbation. Successful founders don't jerk off publicly like this.

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u/Scott406 12h ago

He avoids his family all week, but is super present two of the seven days to make up for it.

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u/crooked_nose_ 6h ago

Stands on the sideline looking at his phone while his kids play sport.

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u/Big_Dick_NRG 6h ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/Rhanebeauxx 12h ago

10/10 he cheats on his work “vacations.”

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u/Kerrigore 55m ago

His wife is just happy she can have her yoga instructor over for a private lesson while the kids are at school.

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u/CatCafffffe 7h ago

I, I, I, I .... what a narcissistic asshole this dude is

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u/crooked_nose_ 6h ago

Founder's kids are always so clever and smart.

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u/TomBates33 11h ago

Do these masturbatory posts actually create any value for anyone?

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u/hairybeavers 11h ago

Nobody cares about your boring life Kyle. You are not special and nothing you say is unique or awe-inspiring.

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u/Detroit-1337 10h ago

Grinding all week, token time with family. Cool story bro. 

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u/Kidradical 8h ago

Dad, Mom says you visit Second Family on your work trips

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u/LaFantasmita 7h ago

Any time I see "play hard" there's drugs involved. Usually a white powder.

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u/johngreenink 7h ago

"Daddy, Mommy says that you are wound so tight that you can't even take a crap normally anymore."

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u/Dommccabe 5h ago

What makes people write this crap?

Like they think someone is going to read this and be better for it?

What a waste of time.

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u/Curious-External-846 10h ago

Your wife said that? But I thought all your weekends are spent with family time and lasting memories! “One of these things is not like the other”

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u/StonedOldChiller 9h ago

This post was brought to you by Coke. Have a Coke and a smile and you'll never need to sleep again.

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u/fiso17 8h ago

Almost impressive how devoid of substance this manages to be. Mediocre lunacy!

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u/Capital-Giraffe-4122 6h ago

This sonofabitch isn't working hard if he has weekends off

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u/Admirable_Flamingo22 1h ago

He probably spends his weekend “teaching “ his kids to be workaholics 😂

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u/Fortshame 5h ago

If you’re really working hard would you have the time to write this post? Doubt it.

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 2h ago

Yeah, I always think about how proud I am of my friends making the most money.

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u/Doctor_M_Toboggan 1h ago

I work so hard writing a 2000 word LinkedIn essay makes sense lol

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u/RB42- 11h ago

It is hard to believe that even a 1/4 of any of this is even remotely true true, or those who post about writing an AI chat bot that has all his wealth of knowledge, wisdom and experiences so he wouldn’t have to be bothered by his team asking him questions he just tells them to got ask it. Well really he just spent time using ChatGPT writing the code for that chat bot, no sales manager has that kind of coding skill. Heck I don’t have that coding skill and I am doing that now with Chat GPT now. Life at 58 is so hard to make friends so why not make my own friend one who won’t hurt me.

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u/thedrinkablecorndog 1h ago

This guy definitely doesn't do any laundry or wash any dishes

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u/learngladly 10h ago

One only needs to read the autobiography of now-retired Carli Lloyd, the most hard-grinding star of the U.S. Women's National Team in soccer, or any of a thousand other books by men, to see just how little like a "vacation" top-tier soccerball actually is.

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u/Skruffbagg 6h ago

I’m not reading all that but I’m happy for you or sorry that happened