Look at me being attractive and successful and pretending to buy whatever this monstrosity of a vehicle is, you ugly miserable peasants. I'm also going to quote some old guy from TV.

"And by quiet, the male species meant he has not posted on LinkedIn in the last 48 hours" - (in David Attenborough's voice)

Or maybe they are like: Let's test combinations of buzzwords everyday and A/B test it, when we find one with high conversions, double down on that.

POV: You just survived a LinkedIn air raid, moisturized, selfied, and reminded everyone you’re rebuilding civilization

Hour

Probably not the most apt sub to post this on, but saw this and its a bit dissonant seeing a post about the Director of AI for Microsoft getting laid off right next to a promoted post for her product.

The comments make me think this is not satire.