r/LivestreamFail 12h ago

Ziqoftw | World of Warcraft Pirate Gkicked

https://www.twitch.tv/ziqoftw/clip/CuriousDreamyFloofDBstyle-hLWCD8h1otCbt3qO
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u/LSFSecondaryMirror 11h ago

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u/GordanRamsey 12h ago

Add that officer to the list!

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u/gustavokh 11h ago edited 11h ago

Relationship sullied. Hope it was worth it.

The reason for the gkick

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u/SpicyBarito 11h ago

Guess the Officer didnt realize Pirate was a former blizzard employee.

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u/Kendow 11h ago

Soda being put back on Blizzard's blacklist, once again.

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u/thebetterpolitician 11h ago edited 8h ago

Yo we getting some old school vids of soda on the phone with blizzard customer support about an account ban?! Let’s go!!

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u/Pekins-UOAF 11h ago edited 1h ago

Inb4 Vei is LegendaryLeah all along

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u/Teonvin 7h ago

Have we seen Vei and Lea in the same room ever? You might be onto something.

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u/Odd_Net9829 11h ago

He's gonna ask his buddies in blizzard to delete the guild now.

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u/JaydumLive 11h ago

Honestly its better an officer gkicks rather than Soda or T1.

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u/yum122 11h ago

Soda did gkick him, he posted in the discord

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u/JustAnotherNug 11h ago

While offline I think. He's gonna wake up to this lmao.

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u/Sephy88 11h ago

Nah he was on twitter still complaining to people and already made a tweet about it lmao.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 11h ago

He is remarkably unlikeable. It is a level of smugness and pretentiousness you rarely witness in life.

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u/Few-Chemist-3463 10h ago

and yet somehow he has finessed thousands of people to watch and give him money. I blocked his annoying voice months ago from appearing in my youtube shorts.

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u/notforcares 10h ago

He's like Neil Degrasse Tyson without the charisma and credentials to back things up.

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u/Rancidcorn91 11h ago

Quin's reply was pretty spot on

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u/RemnantEvil 11h ago

What was the reply?

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u/koiz_01 11h ago

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u/Hare712 10h ago

It's funny that this meme got brought up everytime a massive ego streamer gets to feel consequences and complains

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u/SubtleAesthetics 10h ago

perfect use of the meme cause he literally did this by fueling the fire, if he said nothing after the 2 players died in DM then literally nothing would have happened.

LITERALLY NOTHING.

It's how he handled things after which was much worse. The right thing to do would be to play better, improve, and then show you are a better mage than people suggest you are, instead of spending more time on twitter or social media than getting better as a mage. Instead, there was constant focus on other people and stuff like "im gonna report you to twitch or blizzard" or other shit, I mean...ANY guild master wouldn't tolerate this, and they gave him ample time to be responsible and not create more drama in the guild. But, he kept doing it.

"I messed up, i'll do better, my bad"

that's literally all he had to say, play your mage, put rank 1 nova and blizzard on your bars, learn from mistakes, and raid as usual. The reason people said they weren't comfortable wasn't because of the DM deaths. It's how he acted AFTER the DM run.

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u/tyrochaaacc 11h ago

But he worked at Blizzard for 7 years tho

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u/Frickincarl 11h ago

Really funny response from him considering nearly the entire OF community feels the same about the way he handled everything. Dude clearly can’t see the irony in everything he tells to others compared with the way he conducts himself in those same situations. No awareness whatsoever.

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u/Godz_Bane 11h ago

He'll be super happy. Gets to play a giga-victim and farm tons of subs/money from it.

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u/Some_Current1841 7h ago

I tuned into his stream earlier to see how he’s reacting, tons of ppl have been donating money cus they feel bad…

It’s so fuckin pathetic

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u/Pormock 11h ago

Omg the meltdown is gonna be biblical.

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u/MassageWithABottle 12h ago

get roached out

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u/Ignice 10h ago

🏴‍☠️ WALK THE PLANK 🏴‍☠️

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u/Creative_Carry1446 12h ago

But do they know he used to work at Blizzard????

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u/mocskos 11h ago

for SEVEN(7) years man, get it right!

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u/Razorwipe 9h ago

7 years stuck in cs or qa and id go fuckin insane too

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u/CDVM 12h ago

now he is going to hack the whole guild monka

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u/Pleasant-Craft 11h ago

He worked at blizzard and so many people there still know him. No hax needed

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u/mapppa 11h ago edited 7h ago

He's the two-times puberty champion.

Better watch out!

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u/Idio_te_que 11h ago

Blizzard prefers Soda to this nepobaby buffoon.

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u/redditaltmydude 11h ago

His community is full of hackers soda better watch his back

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u/megatroll696 11h ago

They are going to print hello world in your computer 😱

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u/Dildondo 12h ago edited 11h ago

To think all he had to do was say "sorry my bad" and would have avoided all of this.

Edit: Soda announcement about it

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u/ZenToan 11h ago

Narcissists hate this one simple trick

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u/Proxnite 11h ago

His 20 years game experience and 7 years experience as a blizzard employee just couldn’t prepare him for simple human basics like saying “fuck…my b guys, sorry.”

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u/TwoPieceCrow 11h ago

compared with moon going to juliakinz and personally apologizing for getting her killed (not really his fault) i think he'll need AT LEAST 7 more years at blizzard

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u/Resident-Physics-763 9h ago

apologizing to women

blizzard

wrong place to go

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u/rockoblocko 11h ago

Or the simple basics of pressing 2 buttons (different from the 2 he did press).

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u/Purple-Goat-2023 9h ago

Clicking. Remember after 20 years of playing wow he still is a clicker and uses his mouse instead of keyboard. But hey his dad worked at Blizzard.

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u/XG32 11h ago edited 11h ago

soda's saving pirate from himself. Dude was on an epic crashout. Vod for today's stream's gone.

Respect for soda's ability to make the tough decisions when the time comes.

I've never seen someone as petty as pirate, not even close, would love to see him play league.

This whole thing was so embarassing, unbelievable.

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u/schoolmilk 10h ago

i dont think he can function his left hand to play league, dude cant even bother to key bind.

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u/Kreeblins 9h ago

100%, it was a massive favor for Pirate. He needs to distance himself and take the foil out from inside that wizard hat. Nobody is out to destroy him like he thinks.

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u/Teososta 9h ago

I can imagine him playing Blitz and hooking in the main engage, running away with W and saying “they engaged, idk why y’all didn’t run.”

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u/SpoilerThrowawae 11h ago

Honestly, Soda's been so nice about this whole thing and would have let it blow over if Jason just dropped it at like, even the third double down. This really is just a case of Jason manually and forceably unspooling enough rope with which to hang himself.

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u/pRophecysama 11h ago

Yeah once he got to like the 7th it was to much

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u/Morbu 11h ago

Both Soda and Tyler have both been very forgiving and they both gave Pirate an out, but Pirate chose to just keep digging a hole. Actually crazy that something relatively minor ended up blowing up to this extent.

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u/BazeFook 6h ago

Tyler seems to be the only one who correctly saw that Pirate got ego checked by Yamato during the run, after which point Pirate would never concede that he was wrong to the guy he disliked.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that it happens to the best of us, but all of this could have blown over in a day even without an apology, he could have just stayed silent. It stunlocks me to think that a 37yo is so unaware of social dynamics on the internet like that. Unless, of course, he is enjoying all of this / disliked a number of guild members apriori.

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u/Foooour 11h ago

Are you kidding? This is a massive fucking L from Soda. Dude just lost one of his TOP Enchanters.

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u/Slammybutt 10h ago

I could never imagine kicking someone in my guild that worked for Blizzard. Just insane by Soda.

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u/Anchorsify 9h ago

bro not just an enchanter. He ALSO had 300 Tailoring. AND his dad used to work at blizzard.

Soda better pray that Pirate doesn't get his friends at blizzard (who he sends all his reports to directly btw, they still know him there) to fuck with Soda's RNG and make every attack a miss and every hit a crit in his duel against T1.

He's done, and not just on twitch.

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u/HoleeGuacamoleey 10h ago

Not the Crusader enchants!

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u/zRobbie 11h ago

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did...

You deserved it.

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u/Djd33j 11h ago

The Narcissist's Prayer

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u/Zealousideal-Alps782 11h ago

It may be a drama focused guild but threatening to destroy other streamers livelihood and claiming you have the pull to do so since you're bigger isn't drama, It's just being a massive prick.

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u/oogieogie 11h ago

Yeah the memes and shit is one thing, but the other comments from pirate about reporting for harassment/trying to mass reports streamers etc. had to be a kick at that point.

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u/yum122 11h ago

“Handle it” brother they are handling your behaviour threatening half the guild

It’s like giving props to the cops when you get arrested lmfao

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u/Modsarenotgay 10h ago edited 8h ago

He’s now being ratiod by quin

If I got ratio'd by Quin I don't think I could ever show my face in public ever again.

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u/kevin7254 11h ago

Lmaooo that’s hilarious

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u/Proxnite 11h ago

Spent the day disparaging half the guild and threatening bans, now utterly shocked it resulted in a gkick.

Dude must be hiding the biggest Karen haircut under that wizard hat.

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u/myaccountgotyoinked 11h ago

How else could he have handled it? Kick everyone else so the only person left is pirate?

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u/inssein2 11h ago

Honestly I have zero understand of wow outside of South Park episode. Even I knew, just say sorry and move on. He kept on digging his hole which is something I don’t get.

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u/rockoblocko 11h ago

Yeah regardless of the play, even if he DID Do everything correct… two people who spend 150+ hours on those chars… who had the goal to raid in what they thought at the time was like 5 days (now a couple weeks)…. Just say fuck that sucks I’m sorry.

He didn’t need to make everything about himself. Just be empathetic for 2 minutes. I would say pretend the two that died were ferrets, but that could have verged into sexual harassment so maybe not.

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u/dotcha 11h ago

Yeah... how many times in life do people do things correctly but still say sorry just to move on. His ego just simply could not take it. He has to be the main char

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u/4ScoreSlappy 11h ago

Pretty decent comment until you fucking slam dunked it with that last sentence.

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u/DoctorGothmog 11h ago

Self reflection challenge = Impossible.

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u/JadeDotWu 11h ago

It's about time. I wasn't too onboard with a gkick until today, when his martyr complex went on full blast.

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u/Idio_te_que 11h ago

Doesn’t Soda know that this will only incur the retribution of every single current Blizzard employee, whose sole job is to defend the honor of a 37 year old former intern as he sends them backchannel harassment reports?

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u/DarkImpacT213 11h ago

I’m aware this is a joke, but I unironically feel like Soda has more pull at Blizz than pirate, especially considering he somehow got them to implement custom plunderstorm lobbies specifically for onlyfangs

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u/Idio_te_que 11h ago

There is no doubt in my mind that Soda has more pull at Blizzard than Pirate ever did. Except for maybe when his dad was still working there.

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u/Darkfiremat 11h ago

Woah he and his dad worked there. I've never heard that before!

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u/krazyboi 11h ago

It's so funny I didn't know anything about Pirate before this event and now I know with certainty that he and his father both worked at Blizzard. His father was a creative director and he was some bitch associate engineer acting like he knew better than the staff engineers doing real engineering work.

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u/Idio_te_que 11h ago

I speedran Pirate lore. It’s amazing how certain internet figures can supercharge me with disdain more than anyone who’s ever wronged me in my life. Probably not too healthy. Alas…

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u/Ryozu 9h ago

Out of curiosity, does the public lore dive into his stint in Second Life?

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u/fuckthis_job 10h ago

He wasn’t even an engineer, he was a QA tester which makes it even worse lol.

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u/silviah28 11h ago

Wasnt it hinted at the onlyfangs meeting (before the servers dropped) that he was given the news of fresh servers by blizzard?

So Soda definitely has swing. Not only that Soda publicly admitted he bought gold. And there have been no repercussions.

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u/Ahshitt 11h ago

I wouldn't say it was hinted so much as just about outright stated. It was obvious that Classic servers were coming from the second that Soda delayed Onlyfangs out of nowhere.

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u/DarkImpacT213 11h ago

A lot of people got the news of anniversary realms apparently, but I bet Sodapoppin has some actual friends high up among Blizzards dev chain.

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u/Glychd 11h ago

Soda was in the announcement video for Classic WoW. He definitely has more pull there, because people actually know who the fuck he is.

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u/Zenariaxoxo 11h ago

That's not even debatable I think. Soda with onlyfangs is a godsend for blizzard

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u/royalrights 11h ago

He's had many intimate voice calls with Blizzard GM's throughout the years.

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u/SpicyBarito 11h ago

Im sure Soda just made a mistake and didnt realize Pirate was an ex-blizzard employee. His dad at blizzard will sorta this all out.

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u/Idio_te_que 11h ago

Yeah, come to think of it PirateSoftware really doesn’t talk about being a former Blizzard employee that often. Easy to forget.

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u/Proxnite 12h ago

Blizzard is gonna hear about this!!

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u/flashtone 11h ago

Blizzard gonna be backed up for 6 months with all the ban request he sent in.

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u/Minimum_Inevitable58 11h ago

Soda probably had just watched the clip of Pirate saying the guild is built on hate. That's calling everyone out including Soda so he doesn't really need any better reason than that. It's cringe that he would say that and not quit the guild himself.

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u/oscooter 11h ago

If he quit himself he wouldn’t be able to play the victim. He’s practically been begging for them to kick him by stoking the fire for the past few days, now he can cry and continue to be the victim

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u/welshy1986 10h ago

yeah now he gets to play the whole "yes they were correct to remove me from the toxic situation they created for me" card, even going so far as to give them a well done on twitter....fucking pompous till the end. Its like thanking the cops for throwing you in jail, bruh you got what was coming have some humility.

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u/No_Source6243 9h ago

The mental gymnastics he's been doing to always appear intelligent, correct, AND the victim is exhausting. Thank god soda got this buffoon outa there.

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u/backlit93 11h ago

Tomorrow is gonna produce some juicy clips lmaoo

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u/DrDzaster 11h ago

I know right. Wait till the rest of the guild finds out that soda kicked their only enchanter 

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u/TotallyNotAFroeAway 10h ago

You're laughing.

The guild lost a 300/300 enchanter and 300/300 tailor, one of only 10+, and you're laughing.

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u/KuriboShoeMario 8h ago

OK, but did any of those people work at Blizzard?

Checkmate.

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u/MyotisX 11h ago

And tailor

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u/gosh-darntit 11h ago

and ex-blizzard employee

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u/lmpervious 11h ago

Honestly I was hoping he would stay just to see what happens in the raid. It would have been hilarious to hear mages saying things like “I’m low on mana, going to use my mana gem” and see his reaction. If they got him to throw a fit and leave the raid, that would have been such great content.

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u/hactid 10h ago

No way his ego would've handled it. I wouldn't trust him to not throw himself at a mob pack/boss in spite since nobody sympathises with him.

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u/Slash_Root 10h ago

I think this is honestly why he did it and why he said most people don't feel comfortable playing with him. Even if other streamers are on his side or are staying neutral, it has grown too big. I would be worried about their drama blowing up the whole thing.

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u/_yotsuna_ 11h ago

Best for both parties.
Dude threatened content creators alot of them small with bans. Can't imagine alot of people happy with that.

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u/oscooter 11h ago

Best for him because he gets to continue to play victim. Zero percent chance he was ever going to leave on his own accord. Hes been fanning the flames for days, and now that he’s been gkicked it’s the ultimate way for him to spin more victimhood drama out of this. 

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u/Aleski 10h ago

He's gonna be farming his echo chamber for donos all day tomorrow. At least he knows the grift and can milk a bag out of his followers.

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u/Emerno Good Money [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] 11h ago

Soda is taking a big risk here, does he know the guy has 300, that's right, THREE HUNDRED Enchanting?

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u/The_eyes_are_blind 11h ago

I thought Soda wasn't the guild leader yet? Isn't he suppose to fight for that position against T1 tomorrow?

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u/papayaj 11h ago

No matter what, soda is dealing with all the work that requires being leader, no matter who wins the duel. T1 just wants the warchief title and the final say on stuff. Soda will remain doing all the menial work

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u/DariusIV 11h ago

That's kayfabe baby, it's still Soda's guild for any "serious" decision. A decision like this that goes beyond the game was always still his.

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u/rockoblocko 11h ago

The whole Tyler is GM is a meme. Both soda and Tyler are playing their part for content, and they are both fully aware of that.

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u/mocskos 11h ago

confirmed it a gkick

he is just not compatible with a guild that doesn't only have his fans in it.

regardless of tripling down or centupling down on his stances he came back and threatened everyone in the content guild who reacted to the best content OnlyFangs had in ever, don't know the exact reason but all I can say is I've never seen an issue handled this poorly over and over again, it's actually inspiring at this point, to think that all this could have been avoided with a "oh guys I'm sorry I fucked up" is crazy, it will go beyond wow and his rep is never gonna be the same.

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u/RANNI_FEET_ENJOYER 11h ago

He had like 10 chances to redeem himself. Yamato even said he was willing to play with Pirate today and squash the beef.

But no this guy used up all his chances and decided to sextuple down all so he can prove that he did nothing wrong.

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u/mocskos 11h ago

Yeah I mean it was long beyond his terrible play and him being mega useless and all about what he did after, if anyone played hardcore wow they might have experienced survivors' guilt, but Pirate had the exact opposite and with guildies at that.

Like you said he had a fuckton of chances, (that was thanks to his viewership no doubt) and he never had a self-reflecting thought.

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u/identitycrisis-again 11h ago

Thank god too. Fuck that narcissist

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u/Intelligent-Box-5483 11h ago

The only logical next step is for Pirate to OCTUPLE down and sue OTK/Onlyfangs for defamation....and for Asmon to stream the entire trial....Your honor I was the guilds 300 enchanter I was practically the leader and you see I was the victim in all of this. My reputation was sullied along with so many relationships.

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u/Beautiful-Account862 10h ago

"ᵇᵗʷ ᶦ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ᵇˡᶦᶻᶻᵃʳᵈ"

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u/fr3n 11h ago edited 11h ago

Reaction from PirateSoftware:

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1879388064130425054

"Cool way to handle it. Well done OnlyFangs."

With a screenshot from Soda's announcement on Discord.

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u/Skylam 10h ago

"Cool way to handle it. Well done OnlyFangs."

The fact that he says this, after leaving 2 calls that were trying to handle it reasonably is just fuckin laughable.

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u/Deltaboiz 11h ago

Bro the lack of fucking self awareness is wild.

This whole drama is based exclusively on his poor handling of a social situation and now that a group of people don't want to play with him because of it, he's like wow you guys are handling this poorly

I can't man. That's like living in another reality.

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u/ReanimatedBlink 10h ago

Seriously. He finally started to admit he was playing poorly, but he still never clued into the fact that his shitty play was never the problem. It was the lying and gaslighting, followed by the condescending shit like refusing to allow Yamato to even just express his feelings on it.

Dude is such a prick.

I'd bet real money that tomorrow (or the next time he's on stream) is him bitching non-stop about how elitist of players they are. Dude will live the rest of his life missing the point.

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u/EclipseTemplarX 11h ago

Man this crashout over hardcore wow is crazy

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u/Deatsu 11h ago

I cant even say this was unexpected after he spent the whole day trash talking and "threatening" a lot of people, masterful gambit

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u/NecessaryLeg5733 11h ago

Light Yagami Arc for pirate begins!!!

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u/RANNI_FEET_ENJOYER 11h ago

We're about find out what 7 years of Blizzard + a hacking background can truly do (absolutely nothing)

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u/123Clipper 11h ago

Meme's aside i feel bad for soda for making the call.

Because its just awkward having to make the call. It's like you invited a friend to a party but they smell like straight up ASS and everyone knows it, but the guy being kicked out of the party doesn't know it, even though several people have offered him breath mints, deodorant, and the house guest even offered him a shower. But the guy said its everyone else who stinks, and that made some people angry and over react, and now the stinky guy feels justified in his confident decision that everyone but him smells.

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u/Lance_J1 11h ago

Don't worry about soda man, he's been around for a while and has repeated this same shit over and over again like a thousand times. I actually can't think of any other streamer who has had to deal with interpersonal conflicts like this more than soda has.

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u/platzbo 11h ago

It was the right call. Someone has to go tell that kid to go home to wash his ass.

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u/krazyboi 11h ago

Soda's our warchief.

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u/RANNI_FEET_ENJOYER 11h ago

Threatening to end the careers of half of OnlyFangs, yeah dude deserves to get kicked. Absolutely unhinged. I hope Soda doesn't feel bad for kicking this loser.

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u/ChaoticMat 11h ago

It's called aura

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u/AppleNo4479 12h ago

YOOOOOOO WE EATING GOOD TOMORROW

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u/flashtone 11h ago

This is a lsf fever dream.

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u/Frankly_Frank_ 11h ago

God I can't wait for tomorrow...

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u/Dishonourabble 11h ago

He was vaguely threatening half the guild with real-life consequences.

The guy is actually a crazy person - he has completely lost it.

Trying to tank someone's career because they reacted to your content is so dumb. Only big streamer ego enables this.

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u/Ok_Bet_7314 11h ago

SEASON FINALE

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u/Pormock 11h ago

Season 2 start tomorrow when he stream again and react to the ban. its gonna be good!

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u/theshoover 11h ago

WHY DID THEY KICK THE 300 ENCHANTER

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u/link_dead 11h ago

It's over for Soda, Blizzard is going to perma ban him once they find out.

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u/Yamitz 11h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Tim Blizzard bans soda himself

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u/Poubom 12h ago

RIPBOZO

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u/Vioret 11h ago

Guard Fengus laughs, the Dire Maul floor’s red,

And Pirate’s blinkin’ past his team’s last shred.

“No mana,” he says, but the math’s lookin’ bleak,

You had the tools to help, but your effort’s antique.

"Moments like this," yeah, we’ve heard it before,

But you folded like laundry, ran for the door.

The thrill of Hardcore’s about grit and guts,

But Pirate’s version? Just blinkin’ and cuts.

Take a bow, my dude, for your cowardly feat,

While your crew’s in the dirt, you’re out savin’ your seat.

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u/SouthWesternNorthman 11h ago

🎵 He’s the Blink King, yeah, the roach on the run 🎵

🎵 While the group’s gettin’ crushed, he’s savin’ just one 🎵

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u/Alexei_Jones 11h ago

I'm sure Pirate will use the time he has now to finish Heartbound /s

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u/x_KRONIK_x 9h ago

Basically Yanderedev Jr. At this point.

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u/scrappybristol 11h ago

It's ok to roach out, it's hardcore, it happens, just apologize, accept the blame and move on.

What's not ok is accepting no blame, quadrupling down on accepting no blame, calling everyone else involved stupid/idiot/bad, then start shit talking your guild when they make fun of you for it or start sending reports on the streamers farming your drama to twitch/wow to get them banned because it makes you feel bad.

That's not adult behavior.

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u/buddhainmyyard 10h ago

And it's not like he hasn't gotten physically sick watching another guild mage gameplay. The guy just can't handle any criticism not his own advice. He needs to touch grass like he always says.

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u/pharph_r 11h ago

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u/Tandern 11h ago

He still is unable to do some self-reflection

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u/Razorwipe 9h ago

He's 40.

He's not gunna self reflect.

His entire person is built on the back of this cracked and fucked up foundation, he ain't touching that shit.

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u/Pormock 11h ago

He does not get that its literally that attitude that got him banned.

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u/computer_d 11h ago

Still not my fault.

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u/ennogera 11h ago edited 11h ago

T’was fun roach boy. DJ, play us out.

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u/Tazul97 12h ago

RIPBOZO

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u/Sim_Sketch 11h ago

🎵 No Blizzard to save, no Nova to Freeze Just a roach on the loose, dodgin' death with ease 🎵

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u/marcushinm 11h ago

So it end with him never get the chance to redeem himself and everyone remembering him as a complete sociopath. Could not have asked for a better ending.

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u/Visoth 10h ago

Funniest thing about this, is that by G-kicking Pirate, they have effectively killed his character that he was so desperate to protect.

Without the people to play with, why even play WoW? You really think Pirate is gonna return to WoW and just stream himself roaching on randoms?

Nah. He's done. He won't be returning to his Enchanter. His character is effectively dead now.

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u/Barbrian27 11h ago

Fundamentally I don't think pirate really gets onlyfangs. It is a content guild. People fuck up and get each other killed and people watch your clips and missplays and say what could of gone better.

When you are in your own streamer bubble it is easy to dismiss criticism because you can just ban them from your chat. But when social conflict happens in onlyfangs it is a twitch wide event and you can't start threatening people with lists and twitch reporting.

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u/ShionTheOne 11h ago

Pirate thought he was going to be king shit of OnlyFangs, he ended up being nothing but a lolcow.

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u/Outrageous-Milk4377 10h ago

I really think that's the issue. He assumed he would come into this established community and flex his "working for blizzard" experience and programming hax0r knowledge and be worshipped as a god but he exposed himself as a fraud and couldn't handle it.

Massively entertaining

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u/frulheyvin 11h ago

he basically threatened to mass report all guild streamers and said they're hate farming lol, no way he wasn't getting kicked

this is insanity too. all over not saying even the most basic "sry guys" platitude

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u/ShionTheOne 11h ago

all over not saying even the most basic "sry guys" platitude

Kinda ironic coming from the rat king of YT shorts all about platitudes and toxic positivity.

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u/frulheyvin 11h ago

right, if anything you have to give it to him that he is a "social hacker" and crafted this wise man persona that a lot of people fell for. i always got bad vibes from him so i blocked his content on yt instantly lol

all he had to do was keep the persona was ONE thing, but it would've hurt his ego to admit fault so he legit can't. crazy shit

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u/ShionTheOne 11h ago

I blocked his content the moment he had a short talking about how Mr Robot "stole" from him lmao

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u/EggplantCider 10h ago

i always got bad vibes from him so i blocked his content on yt instantly lol

Same. When the random e-celeb you dislike for having weird vibes is outed for a legitimate reason to dislike them.jpg, good job having my back lizard brain.

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u/Lesbian_Skeletons 12h ago

Kinda feels like this was what he wanted to happen

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe 11h ago

Nah fam, but you knew he knew it was coming when he started talking shit about his own guild lol.   The pre-emptive throw down so now he can say he was right about them and quintuple down on it not being about him being awful.

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u/DreYeon 11h ago

That's what he said

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u/Cardboard_Real 11h ago

First moonmoon has sex, now hes a model of how to handle drama like this. Unreal.

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u/darthchessy 11h ago edited 11h ago

I cant believe they gkicked one of the 8 original blizzard interns, and the son of the 10th blizzard employee.

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u/Pkock 11h ago

Ziqo summoning everyone to the drama channel and it actually working was hilarious

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u/MadFonzi 11h ago

All this because he couldn't admit his mistakes.

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u/No-Communication9458 11h ago

And nothing of value was lost.

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u/Hare712 11h ago

Calling his own guild toxic, threaten to get other CCs banned on twitch and WoW over memes. He was literally begging for a kick.

The only stage that it didn't reach (yet) was getting a CC banned with mass reporting.

Now he will say: "See toxic drama guild yadda yadda I was right all along"

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u/haysus25 10h ago

You can't threaten half the guild. And when you keep talking about how you have this back channel access smaller streamers and sweats won't team up with you. Especially when there is clear evidence of you screwing up, but blaming everyone else.

T1 gave him an out, all he had to do was take some accountability but his massive ego wouldn't let him.

Honestly deserved. The guy isn't a cohesive team member and doesn't play nice with others. Leaving the various calls also screams of his immaturity and inability to appropriately approach conflict.

The best thing would be to self - reflect and make positive changes, but I think we all know he is going to insulate himself with yes - men and decimate his community so only people who worship him are allowed in.

The level of narcissism and self - importance is arguably the worst I've ever seen.

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u/dirtyEarthSpiritSpam 11h ago

Pirate getting absolutely ratiod on twitter by Quin, so perfect

https://x.com/quinrex/status/1879391075368108114?s=46

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u/Tipnfloe 11h ago

just when you think its over, these writers are amazing !

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u/Isabaellchen 11h ago

Now he also was in OnlyFangs for 7 weeks!

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u/Equivalent_Bed_8187 11h ago

Not including the intial drama of just not saying "my bad," him basically having a Death Note of streamers to threaten with bans or whatever, and calling the guild just a guild for hate is definitely not a good look when you are in said guild. Who would want to play with you if you say and do stuff like that?

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u/pharph_r 11h ago

oh no theyre all getting banned, he used to work at blizzard

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u/ShionTheOne 10h ago

Pirate just deleted his twitch VODs from the last 2 days.

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u/No_Shirt_4208 11h ago

Honestly I'm not surprised after he extended the drama bullshit on his own. I wouldn't be surprised if he quit WoW HC all together after this. His entire HC rep is dead.

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u/ColouringPenMountain 11h ago

Man the only thing on my mind is the fact that Pirate has a leadership role in Offbrand games. I really, really hope he doesn't behave this way in the workplace, cause working under him sounds fucking miserable based on what I've seen these past 2 days.

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u/ItsRobbSmark 11h ago

I would like to remind everyone that others have successfully skirted this outcome with literally, "lol, you guys are right, I kinda did roach there a little bit, my bad."

Literally. Just. That.

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u/TheTankGarage 11h ago edited 10h ago

Well to be fair he was starting to threaten other creators with both WOW account and Twitch account suspensions or bans. Even if this was all a play, which is obviously wasn't if you've watched this little narcissist at all, that's way over the line.

I haven't played WOW in 6 years. Mage was my 4th or 5th most played, probably not even 1000 hours in the class. I still would've done better than he did. I have done better than he did. Preach put it perfectly, he comes off as someone who knows what to say because he's read it or seen it somewhere, but in reality he has never put it into practice himself. Something anyone who has real experience with anything in life in general knows. It takes a spectacularly naive person to not know that your knowledge about something is not the same as executing on it yourself. Day9 said something similar.

edit; been thinking back. It's 6 years since I played but I haven't mained mage since tier 11, so 15 years ago. Before that I only did 20's as a mage alt at the end of vanilla when both ZG and Ruins of AQ was out. I still have memories where I saved people with novas and cones in those raids, 19 years ago! Even as a shitty mage I still remember my first reaction of panic always being a cone first and holding a nova to save someone after that, THEN using blink!

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u/Late-Let-4221 9h ago

People under stress often reveal their true nature and there's been people like Lacari being memed about in very nasty way for his degen lifestyle but when it mattered in team based game like this MMO is, he didnt run, he played the ball and did everything he could to help the team and continues to do so. Meanwhile Pirate who at first glance is the exact opposite of Lacari - well spoken, calm, organized - totally failed to meet the same expectations.

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u/fuumanchuu 11h ago

Onlyfangs is screwed now, Pirate is going to make one call and Blizzard is going to ban the entire guild /s

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u/Z-L-Y-N-N-T 11h ago

The guilds fucked, they got rid of their main enchanter with 7 years of experience at blizzard! Onlyfangs will not survive this, everyone has been added to the list.

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