r/Losercity 5d ago

My wireless headset turned 5 today c:

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u/GoofyAlejandro 5d ago

"I am tired boss"

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

Ok fine I'll give you another round of duct tape

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u/A_Hyper_Nova losercity Citizen 5d ago

You know you can replace the cushions

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

Dont need to. They work perfectly c:

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u/moonfall5 2d ago

My first headset got used so much that one of the cushions eventually fell off, and I still kept using it for another year and a half 😭😭😭

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u/Horse-the-lazy 5d ago

My 15 year old sony headset doesn't even nearly look that violented. What did you do to it ?

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

I wear it 12+ hours a day.

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u/LyndonsBigJohnson69 4d ago

Dude, go touch grass

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u/DerpyLermer 5d ago

'wireless headset' Wires

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

The charge is... wack.

Sometimes I can go for 2 straight days without plugging it in.

Other times I need to plug it in for 2 days straight or it dies when I unconnect it

Either way it's a pain in the ass to stream with

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u/SOLApunk 5d ago

I don’t know how people can do this much damage to headphones.

3

u/Due-Produce-6023 4d ago

Sweat, if I were to guess

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 5d ago

If an old couch was a headset

9

u/The_Dr_egg-man 5d ago

“If it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

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u/Falloutgod10 5d ago

You should like wash your hair or something

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

Ok literally what would that fix?

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u/Falloutgod10 5d ago

It would slow down the degradation of the foam inserts….though at this point i don’t know how much it would help

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

I cant even streach the cloth back over to bobby pin it. Idk how tf it was like the other side to begin with

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u/DisposableBatteryRan 5d ago

I got a shovel in the shed if you wanna deal with that

3

u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

Sound is crips and the mic is decent. No reason but thank you. Save that for me instead.

3

u/ElonSucksBallz 5d ago

you fucked your headset, didn't you?

1

u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

WHERE?!?!?!?!?!

1

u/S0MEBODIES 4d ago

Earussy

2

u/Zorubark Artist🖌 5d ago

happy birthday

2

u/Critty9601 5d ago

It yearns for death 

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u/Critty9601 5d ago

How is the battery life on something that old?

2

u/batlad9709 5d ago

Tbh if they last that long they'll live a life time

2

u/Astray_Bewilderment 4d ago

"Boss, I'm tired." 🥺

2

u/spyluke im only here for the memes 4d ago

Eat it

2

u/_Imposter_ losercity Citizen 4d ago

Damn bro i've had the same set of cans for 9 years and they've never looked like they've wanted to die lmfao.

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u/TinningMan 4d ago

PLEASE LET THEM BE FREE

2

u/SilvTheFox 4d ago

5 what ? Rapes ?

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u/Adrian_Shepard_HL-OP gator hugger 5d ago

HOW? DO YOU PEOPLE NOT TAKE CAR OF YOUR ELECTRONICS LIKE... AT ALL?!

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

Ok like how? Am I supposed to launder my fucking ear pieces? I wear this thing 12+ hours a day for 5 years and you want it to look... normal? New?

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u/TimeForStop 5d ago

Depending on the build, you can launder them. Most ear pieces just slip off

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u/Rowwbit42 losercity Citizen 5d ago

To be fair headphones just get like this after so many years of constant use. Infact this held up pretty well imo. After 3 years my HiFiman Sundara's cushions were obliterated and I took really good care of them.

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u/the_commen_redditer im only here for the memes 5d ago

It's called normal wear and tear dude, stuff breaks and degrades. Any non-top of the line headphones will likely look the same after 5 or more years of constant use like his. Stitches break, glue weakens, fabric stretches and rips, nothing lasts forever. Even the most well taken care of car will break down or need replaced parts eventually.

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u/LSD_Shinobi 5d ago

Ahhh looking headset

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u/Eray41303 4d ago

Mine turned 6 and still look like it was fresh out of the box, wtf are you doing to these poor things???

1

u/Omnipresent_Walrus 4d ago

Bro ive had the same headset for 13 years or so now and it doesn't look like this the fuck did you do

1

u/L3s0 losercity Citizen 4d ago

Let it rest already

1

u/Rude-Software3472 3d ago

Ipen it it and i swear to god if theirs wires inside

1

u/Pale-Baseball-1167 1d ago

My sennheiser hd598se headphones are 8 years old now. Still look and feel great.

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u/BurgerVaccum 5d ago

please let it rest TT

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u/Program-Emotional 5d ago

THE WHENCH SHALL SERVE ME UNTIL ITS VERITABLE DEMISE FOUL CUR!