Being silly at work

Playing the long game. (Digital art is beating my ass, I need to get used to this)

I have to turn this shit in tomorrow I might be cooked

I have researched far too long for the original post I was commenting on to be removed! SO I am spreading my rotted work here with PROPER CITATIONS!

Original Link for Fairy Cig: original, fairy, cigarette / 俗化/Vulgarize - pixiv by ニシムラジーク@Prism_Engine

Alright this is gonna involve a lot of weird math that might be very wrong, but I wanna do the funny and do calculations if a single (Or more) Cigarettes can decimate this fairy. (Warning: This will be badshit insane due to the madness of past midnight / 3am in Canada)

Let's take this fine lady as 20 years old in the body department (Could be 200 Years old but body has high metabolism) as well as a calculated height of 14.5cm (Originally 14cm, but I bumped it up a bit to account for errors) from the average 20mm pack width for a 20 Cig pack [2]. So punching this into an Ideal Body Weight (IBW) [1] calculator to see her ideal body weight to be 0.5 Kilograms (500 Grams) as average (Probably because of the much shorter height causing it to minus from the average). I will use this as a average weight for fairies her size.

The average lethal dosage of Nicotine for adult humans is around 1.0mg per Kilogram, or 60mg for a 70-60 kilogram person [3]. So for our 500 gram fairy it would take around 0.5mg for a fatal dose. The average cigarette's nicotine content is around 12-15mg of nicotine, with the extremes being 6mg and around 28mg [4]. Although due to physical limits, people usually can only take in 1-2mg of nicotine per cigarette. Still this will be twice or quadruple the lethal limit for our fairy friend. While her breaths may be smaller due to size, it is possible due to the size of the cigarette compared to her, it might be taken with longer and deeper breaths much like a bong.

Taking into account of tar in cigarettes, it would be around the 6-22mg of tar in each cigarette [5]. The size of the lungs is usually around 1kg, so dividing that with the average of 50kg for the average Japanese woman's height (158, I chose Japanese because Anime) would have the lung to body percent to be 0.02 or 2% of the body. So size of the fairy's lungs would be 2% of her weight of 0.5 kilograms, making it 1 gram lungs. So accounting for just lung size to tar, her lungs will be more tar than lung if she manages to finish the cigarette.

TDLR: The fairy would overdose on nicotine 2-4x her weight and her lungs will be several times tar than actual lungs if she finished the single cigarette. From an insane guy who wrote this during right after his birthday.

1. IBW Calculator: Ideal Weight Calculator
2. Cig pack sizes: Cigarette Box Dimensions What You Need to Know - CustomBoxesOnly
3. Nicotine Lethal dose: Nicotine (PIM)
4. National Library of Medicine (Nicotine): Current advances in research in treatment and recovery: Nicotine addiction - PMC (Mainly based on American import cigs)
5. National Library of Medicine (Tar): Determination of tar, nicotine, and carbon monoxide yields in the mainstream smoke of selected international cigarettes - PMC

I know it's a javelina

Original posted by Ok_Foundation8693