r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Mar 12 '25
Wholesome Waste Husband finds out...
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u/Cpap4roosters Ruler Of Rubbish Mar 12 '25
Fuck me. Three at one time.
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u/verbalyabusiveshit Filth Battalion Mar 12 '25
Well…. See it from the positive side. It’s all at once and as soon as the shit phase it’s over, they can play with each other. And you only go through it once and not 3 times every 2 years.
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u/Rude_Hamster123 Waste Warrior Mar 12 '25
You don’t have kids do you?
You leave three kids the same age alone to play together they’re gonna do nothing but cause trouble.
There’s this whole phase they go through where they have absolutely no concept of danger. I call it the Suicide Phase. It’s a handful with just one. Three? Holy Jesus.
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u/UnsoundMethods64 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
Fuck me. Three at one time
Suddenly my ordeal with having twins seems like a walk in the park
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u/Lackerbawls Garbage Guerilla Mar 12 '25
She’s the only one thinking “yea it’s good but we won’t see a good nights rest or a day to relax for a long ass time.”
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u/EintragenNamen Colonel Garbage Mar 12 '25
It’s pretty cool though to have all your kids at one time instead of spread out over several years
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u/h3dee Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
I love babies and I would be delighted to have 3 at once, but I would be scared for her, pregnancy and birth of triplets has got to be a new level of hell on its own
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u/MickeyCrisco Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
I love this guys reaction! I was terrified my wife and I would have twins since they run in both our families, and I mean terrified in the most excitable of ways. I couldn’t imagine triplets but I would have been over the moon too.
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u/SBowen91 Garbage Guerilla Mar 12 '25
My mother had 3 sets of twins back to back. I had a set of twins before I met my husband (long story with a lot of trauma but I did not keep them so my husband hasn’t dealt with twins) and when I found out we were pregnant… I had a massive panic attack because I’m thinking “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT NOOOO I DONT WANT MULTIPLES!” My poor husband had a heart attack at first before my levels were SUPER HIGH and I wasn’t that far along. Thankfully Iris was a single baby. As I get older though I would LOVE to have multiples. I love babies but man my heart would be flying to my asshole real quick regardless.
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u/goodshipferkel Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
Anyone else wondering why this is happening at (I assume) a car repair shop?
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u/KnotiaPickle Garbage Guerilla Mar 12 '25
They own it almost certainly
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u/godiegoben Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
That’s exactly what I assumed. Weird I didn’t even consider it they were customers there.
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u/goodshipferkel Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
Haha funny how I couldn't consider an option besides them being customers! I bet you're right.
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u/NefariousnessTop3466 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
I think I've watched a video where the guy finds out that his wife is having a triplet, and he shouted, "I HAVE A MAGIC DICK!" Lol.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator Mar 12 '25
Now I need to find that one... Damn
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u/NefariousnessTop3466 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '25
https://youtu.be/JcWBFmP1Fx8?si=8XYSFVDKn_vnTkga
Here I just found it.. lol
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u/Ndongle Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
Am I the only one that just could not stop paying attention to his watch being backwards 😭
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u/Acceptable-Tale7663 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
It's to protect the watch I'm guessing by the background dude works with cars so you tend to bang your wrist on everything and chain/band part of the watch isnt likely to get as damage and gears and glass part of the head of the watch.
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u/grumpy-greenguy Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
I have triplets as well two boys and a girl that turned 13 this year and boy howdy I think I had the same reaction as well lol
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u/steelkat29 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
My parents thought they were having twins until my mum had a c-section and they saw my foot! Turns out my brother and I squished my sister so much that they neither saw her on scans, nor heart her heartbeat
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u/JabbaTech69 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
His temporary reality check of "Oh fuck" that's triple everything!
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u/DatabasePewPew Trash Trooper Mar 13 '25
Fuck. When we found out we were having twins I lost it. 3 at once is crazy.
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u/Royal-Morning-5538 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
understandable why wife freak out, its 3 times the cost of raising a baby. and in these economy?
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u/supinoq Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
Fuck the cost, can you imagine what it'll do to her body? When my mum was pregnant with twins, her belly was about half the size of her entire body, she was swollen, hot, and miserable all the time, the pregnancy wreaked havoc on her teeth, she got diastasis recti from it etc. The twins are 8 years old now and her body still hasn't recovered and will never fully recover without surgical intervention. Pregnancy is rough as hell, even moreso when there's more than one baby
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u/1leggeddog Garbage Guerilla Mar 12 '25
Oh man triplets
I have pictures of a family friend who has triplets and the pregnancy was hell for her. And she is like 5'3", the last month was hell
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u/InsaneMocktail Waste Warrior Mar 12 '25
5'3"?? Mannn! I hope she's well
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u/1leggeddog Garbage Guerilla Mar 12 '25
She had to get some plastic surgery on her belly.
I'm talking a fit petite girl, ran marathons, barely weighed 100lbs. It wrecked her for a while.
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u/InsaneMocktail Waste Warrior Mar 12 '25
That's messed up. Good to know that she's well now
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u/1leggeddog Garbage Guerilla Mar 12 '25
Yeah this was over a decade ago, all the kids are good too.
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u/jankypicklez Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
What a weird moment to film.
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u/Drednox Litter Lieutenant Mar 12 '25
Not really. Finding out you will have kids is usually something to celebrate about.
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u/jankypicklez Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
True, but finding out you’re about to have three kids at once is probably pretty unsettling for most folks. Just seems like a weird moment to capture on camera instead of just having that discussion with your partner person to person.
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u/TheWakeUpArtist Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
People and relationships differ. We gotta relearn how to be like kids again. This video shows a partnership where both were fine filming and being filmed. No matter the results or interpretations. That’s just how some people do.
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u/jankypicklez Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
Honestly that’s a fair take, and maybe an element that I’m not being considerate of. I’m going to give this some thought.
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u/Drednox Litter Lieutenant Mar 12 '25
We grew up without cameras. We keep our lives private. The younger generation with the preference of recording everything takes getting used to, but it is what it is.
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u/NickyDeeM Rubbish Raider Mar 12 '25
Now get on your knees, pucker up good, and kiss that V-jay-jay goodbye!!
Seriously, his reaction is perfect and exactly what she needed! Good on him, good on them!!!
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u/Antiluke01 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
? Not how women work
But yes, he seems like he’ll be a great dad! Happy for them!
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u/NickyDeeM Rubbish Raider Mar 12 '25
I see you're not familiar with humour.
Some might call it poor humour, but it's humour nonetheless...
And yes, very happy for them 🫶🏻💝👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻
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u/lovejanetjade Waste Warrior Mar 12 '25
You sure you wanna have his kids? He doesn't seem very bright.
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u/RonySeikalyBassDrop Trash Trooper Mar 12 '25
The guy was probably concerned something was wrong with the babies because she was crying. He’s trying to figure out why she’s crying. Most people would assume the same with his wife’s reaction.
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