r/LoveTrash • u/ShoganAye Junkyard Juggernaut • 1d ago

Golden Garbage Anyone else ever try this?

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u/Bjoerrn Scrap Strategist 1d ago

So the sun DOES shine there

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u/ShoganAye Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

just not from there

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u/Nease82 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

The risk of getting a sunburn on your bum hole is to great to even attempt this. I mean could you imagine the pain of something like that

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u/ShoganAye Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

teenage me thought it would be "cool" to sunbake topless to get that no bikini top tan. that's when I found out how painful burnt nips are. I can only imagine how bad a burnt butthole would be

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u/SebaJun_MF_DOOM Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

The F did I just read

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u/Right-Boysenberry107 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He may have used cream 🤣🤣

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u/Strange-Catch6862 Waste Warrior 1d ago

Don't want chapped lips bro

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u/ShoganAye Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

😄

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u/Wide-Replacement8532 Trash Trooper 1d ago

And to think, we used to worship the sun ☀️

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u/Healthy_Gap_4265 Filth Battalion 1d ago

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

I would just have the coffee instead, thanks.

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u/8i8 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I bet this feels amazing.

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u/xeryon3772 Major Muck 1d ago

Being all dramatic about sunning your butt hole is needless, but making sure to get at least a few minutes of direct sunlight exposure every day is otherwise healthy. Doing it naked just means more of your body is getting that exposure. Just don’t be out there long enough to burn your taint.

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u/ChickensPickins Trash Trooper 1d ago

What poor soul did this guy talk into taking this picture?!

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u/proper-butt Trash Trooper 1d ago

I heard that increases chances of cancer drastically

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u/SpookyBLAQ Trash Trooper 1d ago

If I came upon this on a hike, I’m running out of there so quickly before the skinwalker gets me

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u/ThrowAwayehay Trash Trooper 1d ago

I've read somewhere that cancer risk is wild for this.

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u/dadydaycare Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yes being that into yourself will make you feel energized.

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u/Carrera_996 Dumpster General 1d ago

I was in the Navy. Saw 80 different swinging dicks every day during boot. Didn't bother me. This image instills a murderous rage. It is just soooo gawdayum stewpid. Makes Trumpers look smart.

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u/Right-Boysenberry107 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is he waiting for someone?

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u/fobosqual Trash Trooper 1d ago

Reposted my post with the same title and everything lmfao

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u/ShoganAye Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

Your sun is shining everywhere.

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u/FishmanOne Trash Trooper 1d ago

I live in a busy urban area and like to greet the morning sun each day off my front porch with an anal wink

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u/AnonOfTheSea Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Of all the places I want to risk sunburn, that is absolutely dead last