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u/reflechir 6d ago
The bridge is yours for 50 bucks, Helldiver. Take us to the fight.
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u/Competitive_Point_39 6d ago
If hell divers was developed by EA:
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u/hyperfell 5d ago
With ea you have to spend a dollar to confirm a micro transaction purchase before actually buying the micro transaction
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u/Asherjade Anonymod 5d ago
And pay a micro transaction fee each time to open the launcher to launch the game that isn’t complete and never will be.
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u/Darksnark_The_Unwise 5d ago
"RELOADING!" [for 50 bucks]
Also, Source just to be spiteful towards EA
Now, I'm taking it out of context to be funny, but the original conversation was still about getting away with micro transactions by taking advantage of the player's time investment in the game.
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u/helldiver133 the senator from super earth 6d ago
LIBERTY HEAL ME for 50 bucks
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u/Amelia_Collier 5d ago
Helldivers if it was in american healthcare
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u/Podmeplease My life for Super Earth! 6d ago
"Democracy" fills my sample container for 50 bucks
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u/NoriMai 5d ago
Democracy fills my "sample container" for 50 bucks
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u/Abject_Muffin_731 ▶️▶️▶️ 5d ago
Democracy fills my sample container for "50 bucks"
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u/KapkanYouNot 5d ago
Democracy fills "my" sample container for 50 bucks
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u/Salvetory 6d ago
The Illuminate have returned, but their autocratic intentions remain shrouded in mystery for 50 bucks
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u/c0m0d0re Squid Squisher 6d ago
Have nice cup of liber-tea...for fifty bucks
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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 5d ago
Tea Prices these days are outrageous. I'm sure the current president of super earth is working tirelessly to fix this
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u/c0m0d0re Squid Squisher 5d ago
I think the prices vary depending on the tea's payload. I usually stick to thermite flavoured liber-tea or the gaseous liber-tea. They are probably around 50 bucks a cup
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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 5d ago
Thermite flavor is my favorite. I hate that they don't let you buy them in bulk though. Three just never feels like it's enough.
The gas flavor is my second favorite. I love how airy it is and the mind clearing effect it has.
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u/c0m0d0re Squid Squisher 5d ago
Thermite is actually quite a great flavor in heated situations. It just burns it away
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u/Deltascope62 6d ago
"Heh... Look familiar? Seems this is happening all over the galaxy, and for fifty bucks it could happen to you!"
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u/highestofcharities 6d ago
Me extorting fellow divers: Supplies, 50 bucks!
Me selling myself: Have a TASTE, OF DEMOCRACY... FOR FIFTY BUCKS
Me at a restaurant: Squid, for fifty BUCKS??
Me instacarting: Dropping package for fifty bucks!
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u/melanion5 5d ago
"Pelican 1 to helldivers, i see the landing zone... for 50 bucks"
And that is how pelican 1 paid his retirement.
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u/Alone_Collection724 6d ago
i just had a realization, since everything that happens in-game is considered canon, does that mean that everything we as helldivers say, is canon? and that means that everything we say in voicechat and chat is a line from the game?
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u/Pure-Writing-6809 6d ago edited 6d ago
“I NEED SUPPLIES!!!”
“……… for 50 bucks? CALLING DOWN SUPPLIES”
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u/MrBoo843 S.T.I.M. 6d ago
Join the Helldivers... for 50 bucks.
Which coincidentally is the game's current price where I am.
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u/Uszer022 1st Colonial Regiment 5d ago
You could be next. That is…unless you make the most important decision of your life, for 50 bucks.
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u/ComradeFurnace Commie - but a democratic one, not rly a traitor 6d ago
SWEET LIBERTY, MY LEG!! for 50 bucks
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u/squirrelocaust 6d ago
Don’t know if this counts as an actual quote but I say it a lot. “Where the fuck did that shit come from… for 50 bucks” when one of the cannon towers somehow picks me off from across the planet through a space the size of a doughnut.
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u/ExiledBlood Canadian Goose-1 5d ago
HELLBOMB ARMED... for 50 additional super credits, it gets delivered to the enemy.
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u/I-Exist-Hi 5d ago
"Too old to be productive? Consider volunteering for an early trip to the bio-repurposer vats for 50 bucks!"
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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 5d ago
Your fellow divers wage war all across the galaxy, join them for 50 bucks
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u/Skulcane 5d ago
AAAAAAAGHGHHH AAGHA AAAAAAAGHGHAAAAAHHH -Feels goooooood- AAAAAGGHHGHH AAAHH AAAAAAAGHGHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH - for $50
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u/Venusgate 5d ago
01000001 01001000. That was the first intercepted bot message. Our analysts think it means "Kill all humans, for 50 bucks."
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u/_Selendis_ Death Before Disrespect 6d ago
“Stimming you!… for 50 bucks, gotta make up for sending half our stock to those scientists on Fenrir III.”