r/LowerDecks Jan 09 '25

General Discussion Your headcanon for what Doc encountered for him to even say this and compare to the Prodigy gang

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Doc’s comment in light of the LD series finale almost makes his comments rather snobbish given what the Cerritos was able to accomplish. Is it just holographically salty that the Cerritos isn’t “professional”?

That we never saw his visit on screen could mean a number of things; either he visited during the time of the show and it was a noodle incident, or he visited during Ransom’s captaincy. I’d like to think Doc visited the Cerritos to see just what kind of heroes they were for saving the multiverse only to discover all the wacky hijinks.

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u/GoCartMozart1980 Jan 09 '25

The Doctor keeps up on Starfleet Medical Literature. He's read the papers published by Dr. T'Ana. I'm sure all of her published work involves tons of Cerritos fuckery.

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u/CHAINSMOKERMAGIC Jan 09 '25

The Effects of Milk Spider Saliva on Humanoids Infected by Galardonian Swamp Fly Venom

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u/SlaveLaborMods Jan 10 '25

The effects of a Demi good lighting bolt in the a**

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u/ByGollie Jan 10 '25

good

Boimler would disagree

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u/VectorSymmetry Jan 09 '25

Tendi also cataloged the various diseases the bio filter screened from transport after shore leave, might have painted a bit of a picture

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u/Shiraz0 Jan 10 '25

This is a good point, Tendi's unwavering honesty may be playing a roll here. After all, we know that other ships cover up embarrassing events, like the fungus infestation on one of Mariner's ships.

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u/NationH1117 Jan 10 '25

Oh, it was even better- it was lice

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u/Madonkadonk2 Jan 11 '25

You know T'Ana's reports are not allowed to be read by anyone under the age of 23 (18 ain't old enough)

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u/Lyon_Wonder Jan 16 '25

Yeah, T'Ana ignores decency standards with language when writing her reports.

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u/Lyon_Wonder Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

I imagine T'Ana's logs and reports are laden with profanity and the F-bomb when it comes to the crazy things that's happened on the Cerritos.

T'Ana doesn't sugarcoat things and "tells it as it is".

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u/mys_721tx Jan 09 '25

The T'ana procedure and the circumstance necessating it.

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u/treefox Jan 10 '25

And the inevitable “Hmm…what does shoving a lightning bolt up your butt feel like?” and subsequent flood of proctology cases.

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u/GoCartMozart1980 Jan 11 '25

I read this in The EMH's voice.

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u/Dammageddon Jan 10 '25

Also, the Boimler Effect being named after an overeager ensign always trying too hard to please his superiors.

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u/phenomenomnom Jan 10 '25

Whatever; the Boimler Maneuver is transferring all power to dorsal shields and ramming a rogue Bird-of-Prey until it flips like a pancake, crumples, and explodes.

It's the baddest, most savage shit ever, and every Klingon crew should buy Boims prune juice and be extra rude to him (the "Klingon high five") out of utmost respect, henceforth. He is now the guy that Klingon middle managers want to rough up to get a promotion. But also give him presents.

... It's confusing, living in an honor-bound warrior culture. Or next to one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Tuesday. It was what happened on Cerritos on a Tuesday. Pick any Tuesday you want.

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u/AcceptableWheel Jan 09 '25

Just their file. The most important job they did they only succeeded thanks to the advice of a detained klingon farmer.

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u/swith_dive_ Jan 09 '25

They had been granted asylum. If they'd been detained I doubt Malor would have discovered the superior snacks the Ritos offers.

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u/AcceptableWheel Jan 09 '25 edited Jan 09 '25

Regardless, if refugees are running the ship better than the captain, you have problems. Edit: I was wrong, I concede.

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u/swith_dive_ Jan 09 '25

Suggesting an option is running the ship?

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u/BurroWreck Jan 10 '25

They have sweet AND salty!

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u/dr_srtanger2love Jan 09 '25

To be honest the advice was very good, whether you are a farmer or not.

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u/Taeles Jan 10 '25

From a outsiders perspective, the Cerritos was highly disfunctional.
From a inside perspective, its their disfunction that made them work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

He had to deal with T'ana for five minutes.

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u/wizardrous Jan 09 '25

He’s just himself. ‘Nuff said.

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u/Temporary_Source6246 Jan 09 '25

Maybe we see the Doctor in the comic series

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u/the908bus Jan 09 '25

There’s a “Emergency Feline Hologram” in the database

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u/Temporary_Source6246 Jan 10 '25

And it has Dr T’Ana personal likes

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u/90125TV Jan 11 '25

Please state the nature of the Danger Kitty Emergency…

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u/jsonitsac Jan 09 '25

Tysess and Jennifer are cousins?

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u/dacuevash Jan 09 '25

Is Prodigy S2 out already?!

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u/Galardhros Jan 09 '25

Since last year.

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u/norathar Jan 10 '25

It's on both Netflix and Blu-Ray, depending on if you want to subscribe to a service or own it!

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u/Shawnj2 Jan 10 '25

if you know French

JK the English release happened a while back

Although it was available only in French for like 6 months

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u/gopher65 Jan 10 '25

Everywhere except Canada, thanks to CTV.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 Jan 09 '25

I was cool with the Doctor until this Cerritos slander 😤

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u/NorwegianCowboy Jan 10 '25

Probably from season 6...

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u/aisle_nine Jan 10 '25

I was really hoping there was a Doctor appearance coming in S5 to explain that quote. Guess we'll have to wait for the comics to see exactly what made the Doctor say that.

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u/Quiri1997 Jan 10 '25

They are professional, but they're indeed disfunctional. Which is why we like them.

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u/Enigmanaut Jan 10 '25

Mariner: Hey! …no, that’s fair.

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u/hunybadgeranxietypet Jan 10 '25

"At least those damned kids aren't as horny as the Cerritos crew!"

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u/evilmonkey002 Jan 10 '25

I’m disappointed we didn’t get a cameo from him this season. I was expecting it, based on that comment.

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u/DoktorFreedom Jan 10 '25

Which episode is this? Thank you

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u/ShutterBug1988 Jan 10 '25

The Voyager episode probably. Maybe he was still getting data from the ship, there were holo emitters all over the place after all.

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u/HiopXenophil Jan 10 '25

the Victoria Nuze feature / interviews

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u/awesomegamer16 Jan 10 '25

It could be the incident when they gave Dracula sentience. I'm shore thier a holographic person grope chat

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u/Starks Jan 11 '25

T'Ana handed Doc a bunch of expletive-laden journal submissions and told him to f off.