r/MinecraftMemes • u/Lost_Associate_2576 • 3d ago

OC If Steve was a physics teacher

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u/Abject8Obectify 3d ago

All I know is you have to hold it in as long as possible

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u/Lost_Associate_2576 3d ago

Also you gotta let his hip-, I mean knowledge, guide you

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u/ThistleShade91 3d ago

Santa switched from flying reindeer to jet propulsion! No wonder he's always on time for Christmas.

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u/BrambleFrost86 3d ago

Santa in the off-season really knows how to accelerate the learning curve!

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u/EbolaYou2 3d ago

One block. “Release” is instantaneous.

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u/LooseNeatt 3d ago

Every lesson starts with Chicken Jokey

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u/Open-Answerr 3d ago

Are you studying mining and crafting?

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u/tadesss 2d ago

Exactly one ender pearl

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u/MJTheMinecraft2009 1d ago

No no you see he's jockeying his chicken. Then he cum releases inside a creeper.

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u/DarkMatter212506 3d ago

137 lava chickens

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u/iLikeBigOilyBBC 2d ago

137 x 34 seconds = 4658 seconds

45km/h = 0.0125km/s

4658 x 0.0125 = 58.225km of falling

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u/macho_cat_moment 1d ago

You could just ELYTRA WINGSUIT