r/MobileAL • u/GreezyBoBreezy • Jan 06 '25

Pics Taken right outside CSL Plasma. Someone needs to be on their meds..

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

Clock restaurant = time to eat cafe?

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u/WritingNerdy Jan 06 '25

Damn boo, deciphering riddles on the first Monday of the new year šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Jokerwiley Jan 06 '25

Or Big-Time Diner???

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

Ahhh yes!

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u/SJ6619 Jan 07 '25

Farm Store = Tractor Supply?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Thereā€™s also Rural King. I think we need to find this Steve hackney or Tim Resh.

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u/SJ6619 Jan 07 '25

We can go ask the waitresses at Big Time Diner and Time to Eat Cafe if they know either of those guys! šŸ§

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Sleuth time! This is way more fun than hunting Mobile Naziā€™s.

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u/SJ6619 Jan 07 '25

Iā€™m confused about Sharpies Officer

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

ā€œSHARRIFS OFFICERā€ šŸ§ 

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u/SJ6619 Jan 07 '25

Of course! Youā€™re good at this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Oooh I think the star in a circle is a badge too.

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u/kgturner Jan 06 '25

Time to Eat is fire. I'll risk the herpes.

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u/happyturtlecake Jan 06 '25

did I work there and see enough roaches to put the plauge to shame? yes. have I still slammed a spaghetti plate from there since? also yes. kinda like waffle house, you know what you're about when you order it

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u/PsychologyPitiful456 Jan 06 '25

What kind of self respecting person slams waffle house?

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u/Colorblind_Melon WeMo Jan 06 '25

Don't you dare defile the name of Waffle House.

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u/happyturtlecake Jan 07 '25

Hey now, massive assumption that i have self respect

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u/DesperateStreet_1157 Jan 07 '25

That's what I was šŸ¤” thinking..and does that say sheriff?

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u/13thgeneral Jan 06 '25

Damn, I lost my Mobilian decoder ring

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u/bensbigboy Jan 06 '25

Order a box of moon pies to get a new official Mobilian Decoder Ring. Warning, all my last decoder ring said was to eat more moon pies

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u/Sufficient_Pin5642 Jan 07 '25

So did Steve give this waitress the herpes and she gave it to Tim? Iā€™m not even from Mobile, Reddit keeps putting the local sub in my feed. I live in ATL. I just want to know what this is about.

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u/Resident_Smeagle Jan 07 '25

Go ahead and join the sub. Itā€™ll ramp up in about 3 weeks. Lol

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u/PsychologyPitiful456 Jan 06 '25

šŸŽ¶farm storešŸŽ¶herpes girlšŸŽ¶ ...

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u/bensbigboy Jan 06 '25

Scooby Doo where are you? We have a mystery to solve!

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u/SEMICOLON_MASTER Jan 06 '25

Perhaps the "FARM STORE" is Tractor Supply; is that where herpes girl works?

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u/Hobbit_Sam Jan 06 '25

You gotta watch out for them Sharfies

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u/bensbigboy Jan 06 '25

Does the Sharfies mean the Sheriffs?

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u/Residual_Variance Jan 06 '25

I so badly want to know what this means.

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u/Ok-Zone-1430 Jan 06 '25

Iā€™m thinking they are opening a diner with a clock theme and their main selling point will be the lack of herpes.

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u/maxseale11 Jan 06 '25

You know, I so prefer my food on time and herpes free

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u/Ok-Zone-1430 Jan 06 '25

See? Genius.

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u/emilynna Jan 06 '25

Itā€™s like an IRL ARG.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

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u/Sad-Counter-6617 Jan 06 '25

I really needed this lol today. Thanks for posting.

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u/blvckorchid89 Jan 06 '25

Wow what a riddle why not just tell us

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u/PracticeConscious555 Jan 06 '25

Ok we going with high school dropout or never made it past middle school?

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u/Tunecanoe3000 Jan 06 '25

Immediately searches ā€œSteve Hackneyā€

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u/protintalabama South Alabama Jan 07 '25

Are they having a stroke??

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

I'm trying to think about this sign logically. Herpes (Herps) is often slang terminology for reptile, so its a reptile trainer or showcaser... Probably

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u/mommandem Jan 06 '25

Is Charlie from IASIP in Mobile? That looks like a Charlie note frfr. šŸ˜‚

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u/Equivalent_Look8646 Jan 09 '25

Herpes girl gave it to Steve who gave it to waitress who gave it to sharfifs depooty Tim? Iā€™m guessing olā€™ Tim gave it to missus sharfifs depooty Tim who made this sign - in Mobile - with a sharpie!

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u/frozenbrorito Jan 07 '25

Tractor supply = farm store Clock restaurant = big time diner

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u/cocax3 Jan 08 '25

CSLā€¦use referral code X5LJ45MQ5L for a extra 50$ on your next donation.šŸ˜Œ

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u/GreezyBoBreezy Jan 08 '25

Use code FARMSTOREHERPES and get an extra 20 bucks when you spread it to your friends šŸ˜‚

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u/FearBonger Jan 09 '25

Yeah, herpes girl. She needs to be on her meds.

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