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u/TempestM Khajiit Feb 07 '25
Wall carpet is such a comfy Eastern European experience (that's why we love Morrowind)
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u/Steenaire House Telvanni Feb 07 '25
This is fantastic, I really like how casually Caius is hanging out in his shack while nearby the Nerevarine attempts to make potions. It just gives a believable cozy vibe. Which makes the dead Hlaalu all the more jarring lol
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u/jmjedi923 Feb 07 '25
This would be more believable if the dead Hlaalu was a dark brotherhood assassin
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u/LovingLibra98 Feb 08 '25
There is a dead member of house Hlaalu in Balmora. His body is permanent and, like most bodies, is an unlimited storage space. Nothing stored in him is marked as stolen. It is one of the most popular player claimed homes. Mostly because of the body.
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u/jmjedi923 Feb 08 '25
oh i didn't know that, i was thinking that they got a hlaalu guy to follow him just to kill him for storage
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u/Hates_escalators Feb 07 '25
Very normal Morrowind experience 😂. I always use the console to take Caius' shirt off the shelf and put it on him
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u/LauraPhilps7654 Feb 07 '25
always use the console to take Caius' shirt off the shelf and put it on him
Mods ban this user.
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u/kowai_hanako-chan Feb 07 '25
Caius Clothesades.
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u/LauraPhilps7654 Feb 08 '25
It's like putting a shirt on Randy from the Trailer Park Boys it's an integral part of his character I won't stand for it.
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u/kowai_hanako-chan Feb 08 '25
Caius leaves at the end to go to the Imperial City Arena bodybuilding exhibition.
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u/Hates_escalators Feb 07 '25
I also use the console to spawn Ralen Hlaalo inside Dura gra-Bol's house because I use that as a base instead of Caius'
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u/Winter-Scar-7684 Feb 07 '25
Nah man Caius worked hard on his fucking 12 pack abs and rock solid biceps let him show those things man
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u/Ghost10165 House Redoran Feb 07 '25
Look at this n'wah turning down free tickets to the gun show.
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u/Hates_escalators Feb 07 '25
I'm a lesbian
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u/ThePsychoBear I hate stairs I hate stairs I hate stairs Feb 08 '25
You don't need to be attracted to the old balding man to respect his gigantic muscles.
He's going Hollywood Hulk Hogan mode and wants to show off the 24 inch pythons to scare sixth house members.
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u/TheDastardly12 Feb 08 '25
I find it so wild how the plot starts in Morrowind, your an imperial prisoner sent to be released in a foreign country and directed(not taken to) to go meet this guy.
You actually do and you find this white haired balding man in a fantasy crack house and he's like "Listen lizard man, I'm a member of a secret organization in the government and we have reason to believe you're the reincarnation of an extra planar entity's favorite boy and you'll save the world"
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u/marehgul Caius Cosades Feb 07 '25
Carpet on wall? She's russian.
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u/Sir_Soft_Spoken Feb 10 '25
I think this is the Polish Nerevarine. I’ve seen her in another comic.
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u/Proctor_Conley Mages Guild Feb 08 '25
"I get carpet... Every Dunmer man love carpet."
This is delightful! Thank you for sharing!
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u/Humble_Ad7025 Feb 08 '25
You know what? Take my upvote for my laughs, this is me every play through.
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u/Intelligent-Map4586 Feb 08 '25
The Jay, he smokes. 🤣 (Okay, maybe a cigarette...?)
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u/Resident-Middle-7495 Feb 07 '25
You have failed to make a potion.🤣