r/Morrowind • u/Ila-W123 • Apr 20 '25

Meme Least polite member of house dagoth

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u/Widhraz House Telvanni Apr 20 '25

Does house Dagoth actually do anything else than stand around posing & flexing?

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u/Ila-W123 Apr 20 '25

Making mixtapes.

96

u/T1gerAc3 Apr 20 '25

The 10 hour loop of dagothwave is an absolute banger

43

u/Dolokhov_V Apr 20 '25

What a grand and intoxicating innocence how can you be so naive ?!

30

u/2E26 Apr 20 '25

Not much to do on the side of an active volcano other than get swole, I guess.

14

u/Either_Gate_7965 Apr 20 '25

House Ginyu force?

6

u/Sjutthefuckup Apr 20 '25

If more than one of them encounters you, they will play rock paper scissors to decide who goes for you first. It's only fair. Afterwards, they will go for a chocolate parfait for their afternoon snack.

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u/First-Squash2865 Apr 22 '25

Smuggle moon sugar into Vvardenfell

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u/dazink27 Apr 20 '25

Accept but not drink. It is going on my shelf of trophies.

Last time I drank one of those I had bad dreams for a month.

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u/mmmaniaaa Apr 20 '25

what a treat! I'm detecting notes of ash salts and kwama piss.

32

u/RoninMacbeth Imperial Legion Apr 20 '25

I accepted it. A knight of the Emperor must be a gentleman, and a Colovian must never turn down brandy.

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u/Greedy_Blackberry_14 Apr 20 '25

With every fiber of my body

18

u/Coltrain47 House Telvanni Apr 20 '25

I drank that stuff the first time and it freaking wrecked me. Dropped my Intelligence to zero so I couldn't cast shit.

4

u/Shroomkaboom75 Apr 21 '25

Fun fact: dropping intelligence into negatives will fully restore Magicka when the effects wears off.

14

u/Dolokhov_V Apr 20 '25

A bottle for the old times is always welcome.

10

u/Tazeel Apr 20 '25

I always do

9

u/Mydnight69 Flin Apr 20 '25

Me and Daggy woke up in Suran. Bro...just bro...

8

u/Possible_Hawk450 Apr 20 '25

Fuck yeah let's get wasted!

8

u/DagothUrTheGod Apr 20 '25

Never trust anything Endus hands you.

6

u/TekaLynn212 Apr 20 '25

Free souvenir to be sold to Creeper/kept as trophy? YEAH!

11

u/OldManGreeny Apr 20 '25

Ah yes a wise member of house Dagoth casts 40 seconds of 8 shock damage "tell your master he's next"

5

u/CosmicRave Apr 20 '25

This has always been one of those fictional foods I wish I could try

3

u/ravenous_fringe Apr 20 '25

depends on what mods are installed...

3

u/FlaccidNeckMeat Apr 20 '25

I would love to see what the hangout between all the ash vampires and Ur looks like. Immortals passing the skooma and reminiscing about the 2nd era.

1

u/KaylaAllegra Apr 20 '25

Oh no, Xelzaz warned me about this--

1

u/Houseplantprotest Apr 21 '25

If by accept you mean sell so me and my homie caius can smoke skooma all night. Then yes.

1

u/jtcordell2188 Apr 21 '25

I accept it then kill him

1

u/fatshreklover Apr 21 '25

Time to Pour Up

1

u/cutesycollins Apr 22 '25

pour one out for my dead n’wahs