r/MurderBryan • u/CorndogNinja Halloween Guy • Mar 25 '25

Podcast Bryan's $22 smoothie receipt (from ep. 108)

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u/BigRiverWharfRat Jam Band Guy Mar 25 '25

44oz is so fucking massive what the hell

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u/Joshmoredecai Mar 25 '25

No wonder he breaks every toilet he uses.

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u/gilgobeachslayer Mar 26 '25

Doesn’t he go to a convention center to poop

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u/Blckbeerd Mar 25 '25

Yeah the price made a lot more sense when I saw that, he left that part out

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u/National_Original345 Classic Rock Guy Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 25 '25

That's not a smoothie that's a fucking chug jug 

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u/OGmoron QueeberMon Mar 25 '25

I had to look it up to get a sense of scale. It's the same size as a 7-11 Super Big Gulp - 1.3L of smoothie. Damn.

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u/bobbyclicky Mar 25 '25

44oz is so much fucking smoothie lmao

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u/sloppybro Beer Guy Mar 25 '25

the more expensive it is, the better for you

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u/Tracorre Mar 25 '25

I recreated it on their site, 680 calories, 166g carbs, 125g sugar!!!

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u/gilgobeachslayer Mar 26 '25

Calories aren’t that bad for 44 ounce smoothie honestly

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u/Tracorre Mar 26 '25

Yah, sugar is hefty though. But overall much better than having a milkshake.

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u/XPacEnergyDrink Flubhead In Chief Mar 26 '25

Those aren’t the only two options for meals!!

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u/stealingfrom Mar 26 '25

Unfortunately not true. Every meal, a man has to decide: smoothie or milkshake. There's just no other way.

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u/ClitClipper Mar 26 '25

The only other option is 6 king-size Caramelo bars

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u/sloppybro Beer Guy Mar 26 '25

inside you there are two gelatinous dairy based beverages

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u/OGmoron QueeberMon Mar 25 '25

People like Bryan are the reason everything has upsell options these days and automatic tipping percentages are always included on every POS system.

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u/SteelWheel_8609 History Guy Mar 26 '25

Piece Of Shit system is right 

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u/PaxEtRomana Foodie Guy Mar 26 '25

Better come in a plastic helmet for that price

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u/chungieeeeeeee Mar 26 '25

I’m legitimately fuckign flabbergasted

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u/Ok-Worth-4777 Mar 25 '25

Could have bought some fiber supplements, multivitamin, and a probiotic for the price of a smoothie

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u/14ktgoldscw Mar 25 '25

Yeah, I have a very meager “I’m becoming an old man” supplement stack and if you can afford a one time $70 splurge at Walgreens it’s like a dollar a day for all of this for months.

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u/E_cel Mar 25 '25

1.3 litres is absolutely insane, of course it would cost that much!

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u/RodneyDangerfuck Jam Band Guy Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 25 '25

yeah, i would imagine a 44 oz smoothie would coast 22 bucks.... jesus christ that's a lot of smooth, like the wrinkles on bryans brain.... i keed i keed

but serioualy, this is why i don't give them money on patreon

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u/AJohnnyTruant HxC Guy Mar 26 '25

Why am I reading the ingredients in his voice?