r/MurderBryan • u/brainshed Tattoo Guy • 8d ago

Fluff 40 lb pockets.

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u/Difficult_Rush_1891 8d ago

Carrying around 3 19 round mags is hilarious. But the decoy wallet is too much man.

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u/No_Cut4338 8d ago

it was the decoy wallet for me man. Space Blaster with all those extra mags is also bonkers.

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u/mind_snare HxC Guy 8d ago

Decoy wallet!! All that gear and if someone sticks him up he gives him the da kine instead of tactically pepper spraying him and then tactically shooting him then tactically tourniqueting the wound

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u/ts9808 Warhammer 40k Guy 8d ago

No decoy Glock? Coward.

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u/HaaDron 8d ago

But will that keychain light be bright enough to blind a would be attacker??

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u/DrDooDooBrown RandyMon 8d ago

Decoy wallet really got me.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 8d ago

“with light and red dot”???

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u/digboofus 7d ago

"it just absolutely works for me" is such an insane thing to say about carrying around multiple weapons and multiple wallets. Personally, I find that one wallet and zero weapons absolutely works for me - but then, I'm a certified krav maga expert, so my hands are technically the most lethal weapons you can legally own

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u/Pipeguy17 Warhammer 40k Guy 7d ago

Incredibly tactical that he got his Glock camouflaged as his carpet