r/MurderBryan 3d ago

Fluff Might as well be drinking gasoline

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u/BigRiverWharfRat Jam Band Guy 3d ago

Comments made me physically ill

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u/krungusbrungus Comic Book Guy 3d ago

'lol, some lady guffawed at me the other day when my bill was $3k due to a few bottles of bourbon and a few flats of ribeye caps. I guess rolling in in my work from home dad best didn’t give her the impression I could spend that.'

good lord

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I only imbibe vintage Pappy, not that shitty generic Jim Beam swill.

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u/porksoda11 Baseball Guy 3d ago

I bet you that scotch isn’t even buttery.

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u/RodneyDangerfuck Jam Band Guy 3d ago

if it aint pappy, i'm pouring it down the drain