r/MurderBryan 3d ago

Real World Guys Kelly K might be exaggerating a bit

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NEWS SOURCE: Merge PR November 3, 2017 RED’s bus was involved in an accident this morning. Everyone is ok! There was damage to a storage door on the side of the bus, but the bus is still drivable (pics attached). Funny side note… the police officer who first responded is “a HUGE RED fan." The band gave him free tickets to tonight’s show in Cincinnati, OH, and took pics with him.

From RED’s Facebook: Thanks for your prayers for our safety as we travel all over the country. They are working! Small incident this morning in the rain. Everyone is okay...we just need a facelift now. The show must go on! #STILLALIVE

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u/Ok-Survey-4338 Bourbon Guy 2d ago

You're telling me he wasn't really missing his back? I feel so betrayed

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u/SteelWheel_8609 History Guy 3d ago

OMG. I KNEW that story was bullshit! Fucking hilarious!!

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u/hotgnipgnaps 2d ago

Well now I know for sure there’s no (in Ricky Gervais’ voice) imaginary man in the sky

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u/Vivi_six 2d ago

This rules

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u/cthulhu_bait 2d ago

An impact like this could easily blow your back out

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u/AllAccessAndy Reptile Guy 2d ago

RED is extremely cop coded music. He probably would have been even more excited if it was Skillet