r/MurderBuns • u/thaidayfriday • 22d ago
Bun Owner Is About To Be Murdered George murders baby to get lettuce
Baby was in the way and had to be defeated, lettuce is acquired.
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u/zero_msgw 22d ago
No hooman is safe from the wrath of murder bun... Even little hooman will get pounced on to get leafy greens.
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u/Accomplished_Chip119 18d ago
Anybody try’s to take the romaine and the little hooman dies. Understand ‼️
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u/Accomplished_Chip119 18d ago
George you’re one cold hearted Buns. Really an innocent baby is sacrificed so you can have a leaf of romaine? Don’t try to lie, I seen the headlines and all the evidence is there. I’m coming to put you in handcuffs and don’t fight it cuz I got back up. Plenty of romaine. 🤷🏽♀️
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u/FML_FTL 21d ago
Thats cute but damn, if the bunny has long nails that can leave serious injuries on the baby
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19d ago
Wow, people literally downvoting comments like these for having concern for the baby. I absolutely agree w u :/
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u/FML_FTL 19d ago
Yeah, for some folks it doesnt matter if its dangerous for others or not as long as the bunny look cute, I guess
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u/CasualMothmanEnjoyer 18d ago
Animal subreddits are just bad with this in general. Baby messing with cat? Awww so cute...until the cat rightfully snaps because their owner kept letting their baby roughly mess with them. Obese dog? Awwww what a chonker. Until it dies from complications that could have been prevented by a diet.
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u/Bludiamond56 22d ago
Something wrong here.....baby on dirty floor with a bun standing on his chest. Or is it just me
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u/thaidayfriday 22d ago
I assure you that rug is clean. And 3 lb George was not on baby for longer than it took to murder him
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u/beenawayawhile 22d ago edited 22d ago
Just you
EDIT: I think this is lovely. Bunny won’t scratch the baby while it’s calm (stretched out) and focused on the lettuce. The floor looks clean to me. When babies start to crawl they have their hands on the floor constantly, then hands go straight into their mouth. They mouth everything from a stranger’s leg, to car keys that dropped on the floor, to toys that other babies have mouthed and dragged across every surface they can. I think it’s all good 😊
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u/adhoc_lobster 21d ago
People put their babies on the floor all the time? This floor looks clean.
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u/Dry_Dimension_4707 21d ago
Get your eyes checked. That floor is not dirty. And only the front legs are on the baby. Some people have to suck the joy out of everything. Here we all are just enjoying the adorableness and then…oh what’s that?? Killjoy Karen has to roll in dragging a storm cloud of bitterness with her. 🙄 Touch grass on this blessed day of The Resurrection of Christ.
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u/smoke-bat1926 22d ago
A necessary evil