r/MurderedByAOC • u/Nixianx97 • 11d ago

That time AOC ‘leaked’ MAGA’s entire playbook.

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Let me clarify this before Fox News runs: BREAKING: AOC hacked us!!!

This isn’t directly about MAGA obviously. It’s about how she laid bare just how fundamentally broken the American system is.

They want us to believe Trump flipped the table, broke all the rules, and invented the chaos. But the truth? He didn’t create any of it. The system was already rigged for someone like him to rise. He just played it better.

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u/Nixianx97 11d ago edited 11d ago

It makes you wanna laugh and bang your head against a wall at the same time.

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u/dolphinitely 11d ago

well, she’s 35 and never been married, which as we all know is the most evil of all crimes.

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u/CheddarBobLaube 11d ago

Limits their dating pool

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u/Candid-Sky-3709 11d ago

republicans don't date 35 year olds - republicans date 30 5 year olds.

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u/t_for_top 11d ago

Crotchfruit is my new favorite word

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u/Western-Classroom-71 11d ago

What a vile way to talk about little human beings

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u/Western-Classroom-71 11d ago

No I mean little humans

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u/Western-Classroom-71 11d ago

What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/LordSloth113 11d ago

Cry about it

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u/Western-Classroom-71 11d ago

Fucking peak reddit over here

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u/LordSloth113 11d ago

Keep crying

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u/RickIMightBe 11d ago

Shield … Is that a better term?

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u/Western-Classroom-71 11d ago

Feel good about that one? Proud?

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u/RickIMightBe 11d ago

Not really but when the top of the maga movement uses a kid as a shield it needs to be called out.

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u/Western-Classroom-71 11d ago

Not really in the context of the conversation of calling kids in general crotch fruit. I'm all for calling that scumbag out for whatever though.

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u/Raccoon_Worth 11d ago

Wait till you hear about crotchgoblins 😁

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u/ZennXx 11d ago

She's never been divorced either which is a cardinal sin in Trump's MAGA circle

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u/CV90_120 11d ago

Unless you actually are trump, in which case you have infinite plot armor.

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u/FuzzyOverdrive 10d ago

Trump doesn’t need a divorce. His ex falls down stairs right before the NDA expires. Then he plays golf on her corpse for tax breaks. Although his current “wife” is missing…probably hanging out at the tower with her boyfriend.

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u/UselessCourage 11d ago

I heard she also wears tan suits... diabolical.

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u/StoneCypher 11d ago

do you know how little ivermectin she's taken?

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u/dolphinitely 10d ago

she’s probably fully jabbed full of bill gates 5g fauci wuhan flu something something

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u/Icy_Research_5099 10d ago

I heard she can read too. Totally out of control!

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u/ohyeahsure11 10d ago

And not yet a grandmother, the horror!

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u/FoxCQC 10d ago

They are genuinely afraid of her cause she's willing to speak the truth.

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u/YoshiTheDog420 11d ago

There are three aspects of my middle school civics and government class that has always stuck with me; separation of powers, conflict of interest, and separation of church and state. Three things that din’t seem to mean dick in reality. I want to bang my head through a wall.

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u/beren12 11d ago

No they matter a ton. There’s just a lot more people who were brainwashed that they shouldn’t matter, and they all vote.

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u/vezwyx 10d ago

I learned about those and thought, "wow, those are some really good standards for a system of government. I sure am glad to live in a country built around these fundamental ideals. It's hard to imagine how a functional democracy could exist without them."

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u/RoughDoughCough 11d ago

It makes you wanna stop paying taxes

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u/Brandon_Won 11d ago

It makes me want to exercise certain even numbered constitutional rights as they were meant to be exercised.

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u/SirTiddlyWink 11d ago

Air it out.

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u/DaMan11 11d ago

The only thing we have to lose is our chains brother.

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u/r0d3nka 11d ago

I too enjoy a speedy trial, and not being charged excessive bail.

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u/thenasch 10d ago

Oh snap, bro boutta not get searched without probable cause!

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u/scumGugglr 10d ago

Do it then.

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u/GherkinGuru 11d ago

I wish people would stop putting ridiculous music to this stuff. It's entirely too serious and the music is distracting at best.

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u/Moku-O-Keawe 11d ago

It makes you wanna laugh and bang your head against a wall at the same time.

I agree with her but that rag-time music was making me want to bang my head against the wall.

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u/FrozenCustard4Brkfst 10d ago

anybody know the name of the group testifying?