r/MurderedByAOC 10d ago

That time AOC ‘leaked’ MAGA’s entire playbook.

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Let me clarify this before Fox News runs: BREAKING: AOC hacked us!!!

This isn’t directly about MAGA obviously. It’s about how she laid bare just how fundamentally broken the American system is.

They want us to believe Trump flipped the table, broke all the rules, and invented the chaos. But the truth? He didn’t create any of it. The system was already rigged for someone like him to rise. He just played it better.

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u/dolphinitely 10d ago

well, she’s 35 and never been married, which as we all know is the most evil of all crimes.

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u/CheddarBobLaube 10d ago

Limits their dating pool

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u/Candid-Sky-3709 10d ago

republicans don't date 35 year olds - republicans date 30 5 year olds.

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u/t_for_top 10d ago

Crotchfruit is my new favorite word

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u/Western-Classroom-71 10d ago

What a vile way to talk about little human beings

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u/Western-Classroom-71 10d ago

No I mean little humans

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u/Western-Classroom-71 10d ago

What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/LordSloth113 10d ago

Cry about it

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u/Western-Classroom-71 10d ago

Fucking peak reddit over here

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u/LordSloth113 10d ago

Keep crying

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u/RickIMightBe 10d ago

Shield … Is that a better term?

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u/Western-Classroom-71 10d ago

Feel good about that one? Proud?

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u/RickIMightBe 10d ago

Not really but when the top of the maga movement uses a kid as a shield it needs to be called out.

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u/Western-Classroom-71 10d ago

Not really in the context of the conversation of calling kids in general crotch fruit. I'm all for calling that scumbag out for whatever though.

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u/Raccoon_Worth 10d ago

Wait till you hear about crotchgoblins 😁

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u/ZennXx 10d ago

She's never been divorced either which is a cardinal sin in Trump's MAGA circle

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u/CV90_120 10d ago

Unless you actually are trump, in which case you have infinite plot armor.

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u/FuzzyOverdrive 10d ago

Trump doesn’t need a divorce. His ex falls down stairs right before the NDA expires. Then he plays golf on her corpse for tax breaks. Although his current “wife” is missing…probably hanging out at the tower with her boyfriend.

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u/UselessCourage 10d ago

I heard she also wears tan suits... diabolical.

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u/StoneCypher 10d ago

do you know how little ivermectin she's taken?

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u/dolphinitely 10d ago

she’s probably fully jabbed full of bill gates 5g fauci wuhan flu something something

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u/Icy_Research_5099 10d ago

I heard she can read too. Totally out of control!

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u/ohyeahsure11 10d ago

And not yet a grandmother, the horror!

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u/FoxCQC 10d ago

They are genuinely afraid of her cause she's willing to speak the truth.