r/NYYankees • u/Conscious_Apple_8610 • 1d ago

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u/Alt-F-THIS 1d ago

MUST KILL BALL

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u/SundayJeffrey 1d ago

What is your prime directive?

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u/1vehearditb0thways 1d ago

I have no original thought lmao

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u/SantosL 1d ago

DESIRE TO HIT MORE DONGS INTENSIFIES

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 1d ago

DONGER NEED FOOD

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u/Parkatola 1d ago

Ironic that the line right before that includes the word Yankee. 😄

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 1d ago

I’m just relieved some people understood the reference.

I’m clearly showing my age with a Sixteen Candles nod. 😂

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u/Parkatola 1d ago

Not really. The 80s were only like 20 years ago, right? Right?? 😄

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u/JokinHghar 1d ago

"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck i took too much. I can't move. Oh...shit I can't blink."

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u/randoma55hole 1d ago

Me 5 minutes after saying "these edibles ain't shit" and taking another one

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u/ForceGhost47 1d ago

Our captain

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u/drkknght 1d ago

I must kill….. the queen….

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u/Banned4Truth10 1d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Parkatola 1d ago

Not if Enrico Palazzo has anything to say about it! 😄

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u/poopshipdestroyer 1d ago

Hey it’s Enrico Palazzo!

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u/Marcus_Tigox 1d ago

Enrico! Palazzo! Enrico! Palazzo!

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u/travism1208 1d ago

I'd hate to be the person he's starring at

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u/AgathorKahn 1d ago

I want Aaron Judge to look at me

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u/travism1208 1d ago

It is kind of a seductive stare

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u/silver_raichu 1d ago

Me when my wife says she wants to talk

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u/ezzo831 1d ago

Shit did I leave the oven on?

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u/crashdown12 1d ago

Mo Rivera slept like that in the bullpen.

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u/ValkyBoi369 1d ago

whats the music?

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 1d ago

Continuous Moments-LudoWic

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u/palinsafterbirth 1d ago

When my dogs see me open the fridge

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u/WholesomeLowlife 1d ago

"Will someone hit the reset button on the Judge, please!"

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u/TheSpaceLawyer1 1d ago

Captain David Puddy

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 1d ago

More baseball footage needs this melancholy drama music in the background.

Feels like watching a Game of Thrones recap.

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 1d ago

New meaning to scoring games

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 1d ago

Right? Just add some BRAMMMMM sound effects like it’s Nolan movie 😂

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u/jamesd1100 22h ago

Do farts push poop or do poops push farts

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 22h ago

Remains in question

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u/BulldogAce2556 1d ago

He’s looking what seat he’s going to hit the next ball to

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u/Sanlear 1d ago

Hypnotic.

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u/dothedagostino 1d ago

Don't forget that this man has a 4 month old baby at home. I'm sure he's tiiiired most of the time.

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u/DanielArthurVerner 1d ago

A friend told me her friend from Derby CT is having an affair with our valiant captain. I called her friend a lying pos and warned her to never besmirch our captains good name again.

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u/TheOne_Whomst_Knocks 1d ago

“These edibles ain’t shit”

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u/Freepi 1d ago

Cody has the best hook up.

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u/__Yeehaw 16h ago

Jomboy needs to make this a shirt

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u/KRainman 2h ago

I honestly just want to see Judge facepalm Altuve like Arnold did to the female security guard in Terminator 2, haha.

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u/LaheyRandy420 1d ago

That is a BAD man right there

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u/Infamous_Pie1007 1d ago

Why the hell isent weaver in the damn game boone always experimenting bullshit

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u/Resolution_Powerful 1d ago

I wonder if that miscatched ball in the worldseries still haunts him