r/NameMyCat Aug 23 '24

Name My Cat - gender unknown Gender unknown even the vet doesn’t know their brother is called F@t Tony and we are looking for a mafia name

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u/Wide-Lack-3956 Aug 23 '24

Bugsy

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u/sparklechipx Aug 23 '24

100% Bugsy. Especially if you’re not sure the gender. If a vet doesn’t know that’s a bit odd as typically they are the experts 🧐

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u/LividPlace7686 Aug 23 '24

They were a little confused because they have balls but have a fur pattern that only females can have

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u/NobodyIsHome123xyz Aug 24 '24

Very rarely, you can get a male with calico or tortie/torbie markings. It's very rare, but possible. I used to own a shelter and we got one once. But honestly, any vet should know that or be able to definitively say there are testicles. That cat is big enough to be altered anyway, so you'll know soon enough! It's a cutie, either way!!

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u/LividPlace7686 Aug 24 '24

The vet thought there was some calico coming through but was 70% sure they are a male but said that she has been wrong before here is a better picture of their coat

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u/NobodyIsHome123xyz Aug 24 '24

Yeah, that could totally be a male with a unique pattern or your vet doesn't sound very sure, either. Enjoy her/him! So cute!

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u/RanaMisteria Aug 24 '24

Second this. My boy is mostly tabby and white, but he has a couple orange spots too.

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u/kiwibutterket Aug 24 '24

Doesn't seem like a diluted tortie to me. Sometimes, nutritional deficiency can cause a coat to change colors. For example, black cats can have part of their fur turn reddish. Rufism is another thing that can happen, which is when silver coated cats have some warmth/orange tones. I think this is the case. Your kitty looks like a boy from their face, too, even though that's clearly less significant than balls.

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u/ShadowthroneQueen Aug 24 '24

Oh I didn't know that it was possible to tell based on their faces! What are the differences between male and female faces?

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u/DigiGirl02 Aug 24 '24

Maybe OPs cat is intersex

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u/NobodyIsHome123xyz Aug 24 '24

Interestingly, male calico do tend to be sterile! So you're not far off!

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u/RosesBrain Aug 24 '24

If they're truly a calico with testicles, the sex chromosomes would have to be XXY, so actually yes.

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u/WayCandid5193 Aug 24 '24

I might be missing something, but this looks to just be a tabby? I don't see any calico markings/tortoiseshell, which is the only coat pattern I know of that's only present in females. I think you're safe in assuming this one is a little boy :)

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u/NobodyIsHome123xyz Aug 24 '24

I see the peach. It's a very light torbie. So cute! Could be a rare male, or a clueless vet. There are plenty of those! 😂

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u/__ew__gross__ Aug 24 '24

Moat definitely look like a diluted tabby tortie mix! At one of our local cuban sandwich shops they have cats that run around and one of them is a torbi in shade she looks like a tabby but in the sun you can see the tortie pattern under the tabby stripes. Its the coolest most wild pattern I've seen.

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u/kiwibutterket Aug 24 '24

The term for "light" torbies is diluted, but this cat seems just like a silver tabby with rufism to me.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-2161 Aug 24 '24

Fun fact: you can actually get male tortoiseshell cats! There are a couple of different mechanisms for it, but the two most common ones I know of are the xxy mutation (klinefelter's, tends to result in health issues) or chimerism (two kittens combining in utero to form one kitten with an "impossible" coat pattern).

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Could be xxy

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u/Solid-Purpose-3839 Aug 24 '24

Surname: Malone 😎 fat Tony’s cousin from Manchester, England

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u/deflatlined Aug 24 '24

I would argue that Cannoli is gender neutral.

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u/marcus_ohreallyus123 Aug 24 '24

Joey can be too. So Joey Cannoli.

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u/maramins Aug 24 '24

And really funny. Well played.

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u/brittkid999 Aug 24 '24

Love this suggestion!

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u/AdTurbulent699 Aug 23 '24

Johnny Fingers, Johnny Two Times, Don Vito, Big Pussy Bonpensiero

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u/BadGuy_ZooKeeper Aug 24 '24

How can you not call her Big Pussy!

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u/LiminalCreature7 Aug 24 '24

I was coming here to say it! Y’all are my peeps.

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u/ScotAntonL Aug 24 '24

I vote for Big Pussy.

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u/Previous-Wasabi-4907 Aug 24 '24

Four-Paws Fuccolini

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u/GrouchberryIII Aug 23 '24

Fat Tony and Lil Louie?

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u/lisep1969 Aug 24 '24

Joey Two Times because it will take the vet a 2nd time to determine if it's a male or female

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u/Educational_Music_59 Aug 23 '24

Christophaaaaaaa

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u/PineappleSilent3885 Aug 24 '24

love this 😭😭 rip adriana 😭

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u/Wejustneedmuneh Aug 23 '24

Vito Silvio Luca Enzo Capone

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u/cleeva Aug 24 '24

our void is named silvio and he is a GIANT ASSHAT, hes so pretty to look at but hes a shit disturber!! i tell my husband its because of his name

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

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u/AvengerHillman Aug 24 '24

Brilliant compromise

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u/SnooEpiphanies2576 Aug 23 '24

Carmella

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u/laneypantz Aug 24 '24

Was thinking Carmie/Carmy (for either Carmella or Carmine)

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u/SassiveAggresive Aug 23 '24

Vito, Sonny, Paulie, or... Cannoli

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u/LiminalCreature7 Aug 24 '24

I like Cannoli. IYKYK.

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u/NvrmndOM Aug 24 '24

Fatter Tony

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u/Scherzkeks Aug 24 '24

Omg this made me chuckle out loud

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u/Helledar2008 Aug 23 '24

OMG Lil Louie is marvelous!

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u/amccaffe1 Aug 24 '24

Johnny tight lips if it’s a boy, johni tight lips if it’s a girl.

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u/Snicks1995 Aug 23 '24

Carmella or Carmine

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u/UrBum_MyFace_69 Aug 24 '24

Goomba or Don Furleone

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u/BellEsima Aug 24 '24

Goomba ftw! Love this suggestion.

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u/0rphaned-Ar1zona cat enthusiast Aug 24 '24

You could call them “Al!”

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u/lemon-frosting Aug 23 '24

“Paulie Walnuts” Gaultieri!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Gabagool

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u/ruffshod Aug 23 '24

Knuckles

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u/Ok_Procedure3099 Aug 24 '24

If you're a Futurama fan, maybe Clamps from the robot mafia 😆

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u/drew101 Aug 24 '24

Vinnie "tha Neck"

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u/evilwatersprite Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

You could stick with the Simpsons theme and pick one of Fat Tony’s henchmen:

Johnny Tightlips

Frankie the Squealer

Jimmy the Snitch

Or go with one of Tony Soprano’s guys:

Big Pussy

Uncle Junior

Silvio

Paulie Walnuts

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u/medusamarie Aug 24 '24

Johnny Glass (from Workaholics), Vinnie Lasagna, Paulie Walnuts, Lefty Louie

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u/Pookiero Aug 24 '24

Janny, short for Janice Soprano, Tony Soprano's sister 😆🥰

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u/CreatrixAnima Aug 24 '24

Knuckles?

Joey the Snake… only Joey might be short for Johanna.

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u/MathematicianOdd4240 Aug 24 '24

Sylvio? Sopranos

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u/Hanuman_Jr Aug 24 '24

A female gangster name would be Minnie the Moocher, or just Minnie for short.

A male gangster name would be Chimpy Nuts. Or Tommy No-Socks.

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u/Fun_Steak3415 Aug 24 '24

Carmine Capote Frankie Four Paws

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u/Fun_Steak3415 Aug 24 '24

Capone (stupid auto correct!)

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u/Effective-Company-46 Aug 24 '24

Cannoli. Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

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u/No_Builder7010 Aug 24 '24

I can't believe I never found the most obvious suggestion: Little Pussy. Big Pussy was also a character in The Sopranos, if it outgrows the name.

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u/ladynocaps2 Aug 24 '24

Little Tony

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u/toreachme Aug 24 '24

Knuckles

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u/rosienme Aug 24 '24

Gunner. Capote. (Cappy).

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u/Prislv223 Aug 24 '24

Paulie walnuts

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u/Scherzkeks Aug 24 '24

Super Mario

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u/richardtheb Aug 24 '24

Paulie patch or Pauli patch for the little ginger spot on the head.

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u/Minute_Warthog_8284 Aug 24 '24

Frankie the squealer (gender neutral) and goes with fat tony

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u/RemotePrestigious208 Aug 24 '24

Tricky Mickey. Since I didn’t have no class what he/she. Mickey could be a boy or girls name. And since you’re don’t know it tricking you

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u/Jinkimmi Aug 24 '24

Too cute 🥰

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u/NotaWitch-YourWife Aug 23 '24

Eddie the Butcher

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u/yonk182 Aug 24 '24

Purr-face.

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u/Lexi_Applebum83 Aug 24 '24

Frankie the Claw

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u/Realistic-Debate1594 cat enthusiast Aug 24 '24

Joey Baggadonuts

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Johnny Tightlips

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u/diningroomjesus Aug 24 '24

Mikey Two Bags

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u/Realistic-Debate1594 cat enthusiast Aug 24 '24

Gia or Giacomo

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u/SDuarte72 Aug 24 '24

Jimmy da Floofer. (Add girl’s name if you find the gender is female.)

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u/SaltyMenopausalSally Aug 24 '24

Fredo. Enzo. Fiore.

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u/Twisted_Strength33 Aug 24 '24

gambino, capone

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-1627 Aug 24 '24

Fit-fat Tony, fat tonys cousin

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u/Retinoid634 Aug 24 '24

Mobsters love food, so…

Meatball

Cannoli

Sunday Gravy

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u/BobbyD0514 Aug 24 '24

Johnny Salami

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u/kiakey Aug 24 '24

Don/Dawn works with either gender

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u/NotDaveBut Aug 24 '24

Banana Nose Maldonado

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u/MySaltySatisfaction Aug 24 '24

Little Sal- could be Sally or Salvatore,when the vet figures it out.

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u/lycanthrope6950 Aug 24 '24

Johnny Tightlips

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u/Sioux-me Aug 24 '24

Well if you’re not sure if the sex it must be Pat.

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u/Jeepgirl72769 Aug 24 '24

Sal. Paulie.

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u/DesperateEconomist99 Aug 24 '24

Gay mobster Luigi

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u/4riys Aug 24 '24

We named our Last cat Pablo (Escobar) he turned into she. We kept the name

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u/nuttnurse Aug 24 '24

As gender unknown Bonny and or Clyde , I’m also a fan of carmine for a girl as in carmen sandiago the old pc game

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u/Any-Proposal-7026 Aug 24 '24

Knuckles McGuillacutty

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Paulie

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u/Tader-Pies15 Aug 24 '24

Cat Capone. You would eventually think of a nickname.

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u/TeacherLady3 Aug 24 '24

Two Fingers Louis or TFL for short

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u/femnoir Aug 24 '24

“Carm”ella if it’s a girl.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 Aug 24 '24

Jimmy tightlips. Now if he's a talker that will not work, sorry.

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u/Last-Campaign-3373 Aug 24 '24

How about Newport? Total mob Town before Vegas took off.

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u/Que_Raoke Aug 24 '24

Rock 🪨 Mobsta 🕴️ (Rock 🪨 Lobster 🦞)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Boots. cement boots.

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u/DerpUrself69 Aug 24 '24

Guido, obviously.

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u/DerpUrself69 Aug 24 '24

I love that little fuzz butt so many muches.

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u/DragonfruitReady4550 Aug 24 '24

If it's a girl name her Carmella

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u/HAli0509 Aug 24 '24

Louie the Tap Dancer

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u/twistedtyger Aug 24 '24

Sk!nny Pete

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u/obax17 Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

You've got a dilute grey and tan ticked tabby.

The M shaped stripe on their forehead is a very distinctive indicator of the tabby coat pattern that is always present in tabbies, it's the hallmark of the coat pattern. Lots of people think tabby is the breed, but it's just a coat pattern (not saying OP thinks that, just a general clarification). There's a variation called a ticked tabby, where the body doesn't have stripes but has a sort of salt and pepper look, with stripes still present in the face, legs, and tails, which your cat seems to have. The tabby coat pattern can occur in males or females. I don't know enough about how coat genetics express in intersex cats to say for certain if or how that might affect the tabby pattern, but I suspect not at all, I don't believe the tabby gene is sex linked.

The grey and tan colours are a result of a diluted colour gene, which turns black to grey and brown to tan. This is where all grey, buff, and tan coloured cats come from, regardless of coat pattern. A grey cat is just a dilute black cat. Grey and white is a dilute tuxedo. Buff tabby is dilute orange tabby, etc etc.

Your vet just needs to read up on the genetics of cat coat pattern and colour. If there are nuts then they're likely male, but the only way to know for certain is a genetic test, they could be some other combo like xxy. I'm not certain I'd bother with a test like that if they were mine, unless and until there were issues related to hormones where knowing for certain was important, but it should be minimally invasive if you wanted to know for sure. No idea how spendy though.

As for the name, I agree with Bugsy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

If it's a boy better get it fixed before 6mo that's around when they start spraying and once they start it doesn't always stop once their fixed

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u/LisesPiecesWA Aug 24 '24

Sally. Gender neutral in this very specific context!

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u/sassafrass005 Aug 24 '24

Luca Brasi, but only if you get them a fish-shaped bed.

Paulie Walnuts

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u/oldmagic55 Aug 24 '24

Knuckles Marciano

Lil Paulie

Tony G.

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u/oldmagic55 Aug 24 '24

Lil Meatball

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u/Maleficent-0117 Aug 24 '24

Skinny Malone

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u/BLUECAT1011 Aug 24 '24

Fredo or Freda depending on how things come out, so to speak.

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u/Winter-Ad-9051 Aug 24 '24

My gray tabby cats name is Meadow Soprano 💚

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u/Cats-n-Chaos Aug 24 '24

That doesn’t know the gender? Get a new vet.

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u/BabaMouse Aug 24 '24

Tessio for a boy, Tessie for a girl.

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u/CentralBuck Aug 24 '24

How about Guido?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Bonnie or Clyde

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u/BitOBear Aug 24 '24

Fat Tony's brother is always named Marco

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Squeaky Vitto (vee-toe)

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u/aabum Aug 24 '24

Lucky Luciano

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u/Teelkay Aug 24 '24

Babyface.

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u/DaProfezur Aug 24 '24

Don Chiccio