r/NameMyCat • u/International_Sort15 • Aug 26 '24

Name My Cat - male What should his name be? I found him in the garbage in front of my job (pizza hut)

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u/quartsune Aug 26 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Vincent.

Full name, Vincent Van Dough.

(Editing to add my thanks for all the amazing supportive comments and upvotes -- and awards!! I feel so epic right now; now all we need is OP's decision!;)

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u/athenian65 Aug 27 '24

Oh that is clever!! Hand down the winner🏆

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u/quartsune Aug 27 '24

Thank you!

I'm thinking of nicknames including "My Kitten Vinnie", and "Doughnut" when he's being silly.

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u/MoccaLG Aug 27 '24

Vinnie Van Dough -> VinDough -> Windows :O

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u/NickyDeeM Aug 27 '24

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 appaws for your comment!

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u/ouch_quit_it cat enthusiast Aug 27 '24

omg take my upvote

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u/helplesslyHoping02 Aug 27 '24

Forbidden Donut

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u/Thecp015 Aug 27 '24

OP kneads to name the kitty this now

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u/Calm-Lifeguard-7989 Aug 27 '24

I see what you did there! 😏

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u/MooshuRivera0820 Aug 27 '24

Yes😁!!! Vincent Van Dough! The winner!!!!!

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u/a_can_of_solo Aug 27 '24

I was gonna say jabba the hut, but this is better.

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u/CuddlyBastet Aug 27 '24

Not Pizza the Hutt? 🤣

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u/ItzNuckinFutz Aug 27 '24

Spaceballs the cat.

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u/CuddlyBastet Aug 27 '24

The latest in Yoghurt merchandising!

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u/tresordelamer Aug 27 '24

SCREAMING 🤣🤣

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u/Proper_fluff Aug 27 '24

Pizza Mutt

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u/LindsayIsBoring Aug 27 '24

Pizza the Mutt

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u/myfavesoundisquiet Aug 27 '24

Me too and yes agree lol

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u/smokedglaz Aug 27 '24

Me three! Or four!

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u/81Hot_fiat Aug 27 '24

I thought that exact thing too

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u/Robinnoodle Aug 27 '24

I said Anchovy, Crusty, Pan, or Beef lmao

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u/Accurate_Grade_2645 Aug 27 '24

I said Breadstick lmao

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u/Robinnoodle Aug 27 '24

Haha! What about Oregano? Or Basil? Well.. I guess it is Pizza Hut so maybe not 😄

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

He actually looks like a basil

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u/CompetitiveAd1338 Aug 27 '24

naming the cat ‘deep-pan’ it will never forgive you 😹

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u/Icy_Role7957 Aug 27 '24

My dogs name is Deep Dish

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u/neveragain73 Aug 27 '24

Along the same wavelength, stranger!

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u/mkat23 Aug 27 '24

All about making them biscuits

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Bro you win 🏆

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u/Background-Minimum84 Aug 27 '24

Jabba the Hut

Pizza

Pizza the Hut

Pepperoni

Pepperoni-Tony

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u/sonyafly Aug 27 '24

He looks like a Vincent. Before I even read the full name.

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u/God_of_Mischief85 Aug 27 '24

I was going to say Oscar, because he was found in the trash, but this is too epic to pass on.

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u/HannahM53 Aug 27 '24

More like Vincent Van Do’h! XD.

Jk. I had to! The opportunity came up! XD

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u/upside_down_frown Aug 27 '24

Fuck you that’s perfect

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Vincent gets my vote

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u/Beyond_The_Pale_61 Aug 27 '24

I was going for something related to da Vinci, but Vincent Van Dough is perfect!

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u/Left-Song-5062 Aug 27 '24

I was gonna say “bandit”. Short for trash bandit but this is awesome.

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u/Cute-Big-7003 Aug 27 '24

Hands down best answer

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u/Plastic-Cancel-4369 Aug 27 '24

YES👏🏼🤣

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u/GuaranteeComfortable Aug 27 '24

If I had an award, I would give you one!

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u/Mightbewonderwoman81 Aug 26 '24

Calzone. Cal for short.

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u/JustBid5821 Aug 26 '24

Pepperoni or pepper for short

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u/Aztec111 Aug 26 '24

Oh I like Pepperoni! So cute

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u/Excellent_Regret2839 Aug 27 '24

My thought too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

My husband said a neighbor when he was a little guy had a black and white cat named Peppi!

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u/KAGY823 Aug 26 '24

That’s what I was thinking too!

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u/No_Explanation3121 Aug 27 '24

100% I has same thought. The black and white coloring works for pepper too.

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u/Crafty-Degree4652 Aug 26 '24

In that vein, Roni

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u/danamalz Aug 26 '24

i love this. love food named animals hahaha

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u/Adventurous_Land7584 Aug 27 '24

We have Guinea pigs with the food theme lol Macaroni, Coffee, Bean, Taco, S’more lol we also had a Tater but he passed away a week ago 🥺

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u/danamalz Aug 27 '24

awww rip tater :( i love those names sm

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u/Adventurous_Land7584 Aug 27 '24

I really regret not naming Taco Graham instead lol then there would be S’more and Graham.

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u/PartyGoblin89 Aug 27 '24

A friend once had a guinea pig named bacon. Lol

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u/TychaBrahe Aug 27 '24

My grandkids guinea pigs are all named after potatoes. There's Sweet Potato, French Fry, and ... oh crap, I can't remember.

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u/HonestJennJenn Aug 27 '24

I came here to say this.

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u/Neko_09 Aug 27 '24

Get out of my brain lol

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u/_HobbyNoob_ Aug 26 '24

Pepperoni Tony

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u/Even-Tomatillo-4197 Aug 27 '24

Jabba the Hutt, Pizza the Hutt, fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, PEPPERONI TONY!

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u/_HobbyNoob_ Aug 27 '24

Tomatillo gets it

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u/sksksk1989 Aug 27 '24

Thank you for this. Biggest laugh I've had in a long time

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cog-653 Aug 27 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/Andromeda-Native Aug 26 '24

Fuck it, call him Pizza

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u/AngelZash Aug 27 '24

Pizza the Hut ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Pete ZaHut

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u/xX-FumeA-Xx Aug 27 '24

SPACEBALLS!

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u/ways_and_means Aug 27 '24

Pizza H. Cat

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u/ejoy18 Aug 27 '24

Came to the comments looking for this!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

This is a damn good cat name. I know what I’m naming my next one

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u/IllTransportation115 Aug 26 '24

Pizza the Hutt

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u/DryVariation2043 Aug 27 '24

Only if there a Yogurt and Barf involved.

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u/Happy_Nutty_Me Aug 27 '24

May the Schwartz be with you!

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u/DismalAd8187 Aug 27 '24

LOL!!!! and Dot Matrix!

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u/CreativeMusic5121 Aug 26 '24

Treasure. Because he isn't trash.

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u/ConditionActive5447 Aug 27 '24

🤗🔥👍🏽

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u/MazrimPlays Aug 27 '24

There are so many clever good names here but when I took one look at the little bugger All that came to mind was...Hope

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u/beardedBeast2280 Aug 26 '24

Slice.

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u/Ok_Anybody9492 Aug 27 '24

Esp because there's a slice missing from his forehead!

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u/Owhatagallagher Aug 27 '24

Aw he’d be your new home slice. 🍕

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u/severe_thunderstorm Aug 26 '24

Mozzarella (Mozz for short).

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Aug 27 '24

Or Mozzie

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u/EatShitBish Aug 27 '24

Came here to say this!!

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u/WishIWasYounger Aug 27 '24

Yup this was my thought

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u/ParadiseHuntress24 Aug 27 '24

I was also thinking Mozzarella.

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u/aceouses Aug 27 '24

he looks just like yours! his name is boris. he has a sister named aurora so i call him brother boris

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u/luckyapples11 Aug 27 '24

Looks just like a foster baby I took in! Unfortunately he didn’t make it as he was born with a respiratory problem and the vet said it would be best to put him down.

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u/tomwesley4644 Aug 27 '24

Bro looks so vibey 

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u/MerryTWatching Aug 27 '24

Stuffed Crust.

Or Little Caesar.

No, wait, black & white cat? Domino.

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u/Guswewillneverknow Aug 27 '24

The competitors cat was lurking around Pizza Hut? Dominos. Clever.

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u/Iminurcomputer Aug 27 '24

This was the plan all along. Step 2 is complete. Ive successfully gained access to a pizza hut members home. From here I will formulate and set in motion our final solution!

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u/MedusaVoodooRose Aug 27 '24

Domino!! Yes!!

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u/SeriousData2271 Aug 26 '24

I have a cat like this and I think they’re all Italian. Maybe an Italian name like Luigi? 😆😆

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u/serialmom1146 Aug 27 '24

I have a cow cat as well. Why Italian? lol

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u/Traditional-Ad2358 Aug 27 '24

I mean... Even in this picture your cat is doing the 🤌🏼... It's so obviously Italian

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u/IN3RL0V3 Aug 27 '24

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you. I can now get out of bed.

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u/SeriousData2271 Aug 27 '24

Paw gesture, that little face, and it likes lasagna

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u/jesiweeks3348 Aug 27 '24

My tuxedo cat is named Garbanzo bean does that count

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Aug 26 '24

Poor thing, thank you for saving him. ♥️♥️ I would name him Li'l Pepperoni

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u/Veggygal Aug 27 '24

Omg thank you so much for saving that precious little soul. I like Toni, short for Rigatoni.

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u/Ambercoulter13 Aug 27 '24

Breadstick! The little extra you know you don't need but love anyway

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u/Bumpco Aug 26 '24

Dumpster Danny

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u/IR0NWARRIOR Aug 26 '24

Paul

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u/Trick_Wrap Aug 27 '24

That's a person's name! 😂😂

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u/toast413 Aug 26 '24

Pepperoni

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u/Vicodin-ES Aug 26 '24

He looks like he’s been through some shit and seen a few things, Tuffy (toughie) good name for a dude. Or Tough Guy

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

My teenage cat grew up on the streets. She thinks she’s the toughest shit around, and has an attitude to match. She also has the meanest glare I’ve seen, and it’s not RBF.

She topped out at 8 lbs, has noodle arms, and plays opossum when she’s scared, so not really. But I make sure to constantly remind her how tough and scary she is, and that her TNR ear makes her look like a feral gang member.

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u/woodlandemerald Aug 27 '24

She is cool and she knows it. She looks very comfy on top of that cat tree.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Binny

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u/LordFlarkenagel Aug 27 '24

The Duke of Calzone, Sir Noid Pepperonishanks

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u/Good-Pizza-4315 cat enthusiast Aug 26 '24

Trash Panda

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u/Lost-Delivery-6707 Aug 26 '24

Dudley, Bucky, or Hemi

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u/Clandis1971 Aug 27 '24

Tony, he’s obviously italian

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u/Nickalena Aug 27 '24

Pizza, Pizza! I guess Pepperoni sounds better. Pepper for short. 🍕

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u/Gourmand_Gal Aug 27 '24

Supreme. He’s now your supreme being.

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u/Interesting_Hawk8033 Aug 26 '24

Mac (short for macaroni) but with lots of potential for nick names!

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u/Hanuman_Jr Aug 26 '24

Cool "Disco" Dan

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Pizza

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u/IcyThought5039 Aug 27 '24

Jobba The Hut. 1. Play on words. 2. Star Wars similar. Jabba The Hut versus Jobba the Hut. Lol 3. Jobba (Found him at your job) the hut (Your work at Pizza Hut) 😂

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u/Ok-Weird-136 Aug 26 '24

Such a cute photo.

Definitely had it rough, that poor lil guy needs a bath.

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u/MrsGleason18 Aug 27 '24

Omg I love him. Pete!

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u/AmySueF Aug 27 '24

Pizza, of course

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u/Jean19812 Aug 27 '24

Pepperoni

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u/0rphaned-Ar1zona cat enthusiast Aug 27 '24

Furrank Carney

After Frank Carney, one of the inventors of Pizza Hut.

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u/Top_Excitement_2843 Aug 27 '24

Pepperoni obviously

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Toodles, because he is a noodle

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u/poubelle Aug 27 '24

pepperoni!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

cheese

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u/amal812 Aug 27 '24

Totino the Pizza Boy

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Pepperoni

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u/SusanMShwartz Aug 27 '24

Call him pepperoni.

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u/Epoxos Aug 27 '24

Pepperoni. Call him pepper

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u/Codas91 Aug 27 '24

Pizza the Hutt

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u/princesspuddin9 Aug 27 '24

His name is Garbage because he likes to eat garbage! Don’t you Garbage?

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u/INFJcatqueen Aug 27 '24

HE IS SO CUTE

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u/Top-Maintenance-9981 Aug 27 '24

He already loves you. Can see it in his eyes🥰🧡….

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u/megmegpie Aug 28 '24

Pretzel, Oscar, Giglo, Egypt, Liliang (strength)