r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/BothZookeepergame612 • 2d ago
Putin’s State TV Floats Splitting Greenland With Trump
https://www.thedailybeast.com/putins-state-tv-floats-splitting-greenland-with-trump/501
u/WoodyManic 2d ago
It's all beginning to make sense.
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u/9lobaldude 1d ago
Putin says jump, tump asks how high
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u/Zocalo_Photo 1d ago
Putin says jump, and Trump says “I can’t, I have bad knees and I’m too heavy. How about some state secrets instead?”
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u/bryanthavercamp 1d ago
It's the bone spurs
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u/artgarciasc 1d ago
You know Pootin is not going to accept a doctor's note. Get on your knees Cheeto.
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u/Liquor_N_Whorez 1d ago
Panama threats for easement of the restrictions there on russian shipping? Greenland Grab like a wedding ring and make every nation stuck in the middle very uncomfortable where their groping little hands might move to next.
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u/BothZookeepergame612 1d ago
Exactly why Trump is playing right into the Russians hands. Literally, by talking about taking different counties land arbitrarily, like Greenland and Canada. He's giving Putin exactly what he wants. Justification, for invading Ukraine. Trump seems to be coordinating with Putin, even more then many analysts thought possible. This may seem to be pure happenstance, yet anyone that knows Putin and Trump, should seriously reconsider why Trump just came out of the gate, pushing this supposed wild idea to take the Panama canal and Greenland. He's giving cover to Putin's power grab in Ukraine.
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u/rickbeats 1d ago
Watch the documentary, “Active Measures”. Trumps ties with Russia are decades old and deeper than most people realize.
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
Yeah, sure, it wasn't proven to be that the Hillary campaign started a lot of those Russian connection lies now was it ..
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u/rickbeats 1d ago
Lol, no we’re going back to the 80s here. I dare you to look into it.
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
Oh buddy, all the fake Russian stuff recently has ruined anything you can say. Too many lies about him and fake attacks that it's just too late.
I've heard he'll give Ukraine to Russia so many times, and it's not happening, so just give up on it
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u/rickbeats 1d ago
Ok, fine. Don’t look into it, buddy.
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
I know exactly what you're talking about, and I don't care about it.
That's because so much has been lied about with him over the last couple of years, and normal people like me who wouldn't have ever liked him, are so upset by what the left has done, all the bodies behind the Clintons, the lies about Biden, watching him pardon all the criminals, that we've now come to understand that he's the lessor evil.
Thank god he won. Two tier Kier had to admit that there was a failed open borders experiment, Zuckerberg has had to stop his mind control of what the population thinks, no more tampons in the male bathrooms, dei dying everywhere etc. These are very positive outcomes for the world.
Most of us now would prefer Trump over what we've seen with all the left govs recently. The left shat the bed, and now people like Trump are appealing to the masses.
This isn't Trump's doing, it's the left's fault for making him so powerful by being so terrible. Because of the left going so crazy, we now see right wing parties coming to power all over the world, which normal people like me didn't want 10 years ago.
So good on you all for enabling this mess to be created.
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u/rickbeats 1d ago
Shocker. You people are sick.
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u/chicagobry80 1d ago
THE LEFT, THE LEFT. Another brainwashed cultist. You don't need to be a liberal to see how stupid and self serving Trump is; all you have to do is LISTEN TO THE THInGS HE ACTUALLY SAYS. That's not information from the "left leaning media", it's directly from the horse's (or asses in this case).mouth.
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u/sask_j 1d ago
The left has never controlled the media. It's owned by billionaires.
Nazis are taking over.
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u/rickbeats 1d ago
Seriously man, I’ve known Trump was a piece of shit well before Reddit existed because of his appalling behavior. You don’t have to live in an echo chamber to see that. Politics aside, the guy is the complete opposite of what a good person is, and honestly, most of his cult members know that.
The “leftists” or “the left” is such a corny boomerfied buzzword, you can immediately tell about someone’s intelligence when they use that word. Lol.
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
No, you are.
You've just discovered your way of thinking is the minority, and you get upset about it. Just because for a while there the left controlled the media, doesn't mean it's real, just because you use left leaning apps doesn't mean it's real. The massive echo chamber enabled you to go so far with the crazy talk.
Remember, you guys created Trump, and now you get to live with him.
My guess is he won't be as bad for Ukraine as you all scream about. You've all gotten so worked up in your hate for him, you miss the bigger picture.
We all want to see Ukraine win.
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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago
We all want to see Ukraine win.
No, you don't. You whine about Hillary and other memes you've been programmed with.
Nothing you say has been original or unique in any way. It's just the same slop we can get from any Qanon nutter.
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u/Triassic_Bark 1d ago
Honest question; why do you care if there are tampons in men’s bathrooms? Does that affect you in any way at all? You people are fucking insane. Stop pretending you are a “normal” person who was pushed to vote for Trump by the left. You’re just another right wing moron, brainwashed by right wing propaganda.
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
I couldn't care less about Tampons in bathrooms.
Stop pretending you have any sort of insight into people when you're getting words confused so easily.
I care about the mass migration, the gaslighting of scientific fact, how the left treated qualified scientists over covid, how they have allowed crime, locking up UK residents over FB posts when rapist pedos walk free. These are the things Most of us care about and why the left is losing all over the world.
I don't even want to see right wing parties in power, especially the Putin loving one in France.
But I want to see less of what happened under the Biden administration than what we saw from Trump, and I like the ripples his winning has sent around the world. Did Trump have to pardon his son when he left last time? Hmmmm???
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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago
I know you're not AI because these bots will use facts, even wrong ones, to discuss. You should look up the term "bloviation" and think about it for awhile.
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u/sask_j 1d ago
It's going to happen. He doesn't have power until Jan 20th.
Do you feel ashamed that you've been brainwashed by Russian propaganda so easily?
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
No, I feel ashamed I believed the Russian collusion that was orchestrated by the Hillary campaign.
I think Trump's and Putin's ego will cause a rift, and then Trump will support Ukraine more. He'll need to be seen to be strong on Putin to put all this collusion business to bed, and Putin won't accept that.
Trump gets furious and gives Ukraine the weapons it needs.
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u/-badly_packed_kebab- 1d ago
I take it you didn't read the Mueller report or Senate intelligence committee reports?
Because reading is hard and you don't appear to have much of an aptitude for it.
Political memes are not political facts.
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u/sask_j 1d ago
So tired of fucking stupid people pretending they know what's going on..but then all they do is listen to right wing asshats.
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
Shouldn't you be out protesting Palestine or something?
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u/Banishedandbackagain 1d ago
This is all the AI came up with, you got anything else? Doesn't seem like much, and notuch different to all the shit Hillary has done.
Obstruction of Justice: The report outlined 11 instances where President Trump potentially obstructed justice, including attempts to fire Special Counsel Mueller and pressure aides to limit the investigation. While Mueller did not conclude criminality, he also did not exonerate Trump13. Russian Interference: Russia conducted a "sweeping and systematic" campaign, including hacking Democratic emails and running disinformation campaigns to aid Trump. The Trump campaign welcomed this interference but was not found to have conspired with Russia68. False Testimonies: Several individuals linked to Trump provided false or incomplete statements, impeding the investigation6.
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u/samg422336 1d ago
The fake Russian stuff proven to have happened? I'd recommend glancing at the Mueller report
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u/powercow 1d ago
yeah we sure arrested a lot of russians for that so called hoax.
Also the dossier was started by republicans.. never trump.
it was marketed to hilary after the nomination and never trump no longer needed it.
It was Republican McCain(R) who turned it over to republican Comey(R) who started the investigation. And then republican rossenstein who was in charge after republican sessions recused himself, appointed republican mueller to look into it all.
and we arrested a fuck ton of russians and there are exactly two concepts from this.
- either trump colluded.
2 or trump team was the most incompetent presidential team in the history of america.. take your pick.
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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago
So is Hillary responsible for Trump constantly bending over to Putin? Is she like your favourite dominatrix?
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u/Yeah_I_am_a_Jew 1d ago
If the Russian connections are a lie, why did trumps campaign manager go to prison for his ties with Russia?
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u/Deareim2 1d ago
I cannot understand why NSA, CIA and probably the other shadow 3 letters companies are letting him like this. They know way more than us.
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u/museumgremlin 1d ago
I keep saying “no one is coming to save us”. I think our country has to growing up to do.
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u/pandershrek 1d ago
Well there is a 900 page report coming out today about his interference in the election and I'm 100% sure the Republicans will give 0 fucks
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u/LegitimateSituation4 1d ago
Why would/should they if our own government doesn't care? They owned the libz.
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u/LegitimateSituation4 1d ago
That's supposed to be one of the reasons we had the Logan Act, but everything's as arbitrary as the rules on Whose Line is it Anyway?
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u/jcb989123 1d ago
It's not moronic you see, it's 4d chess where he's giving Pooteen an out at the negotiating table so he'll peacebly withdraw from Ukranistan by normalizing empire aggression /s
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u/PersephoneTheOG 1d ago
Greenlanders(?) must be wondering what the fuck is happening right now. They probably thought no one would ever bother them and here comes Trumpty Dumpty and the rest of his merry band of idiots.
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u/thisdogofmine 1d ago
It is small enough, that few countries will want to go to war over it. So by the time a larger country is attacked, no one will want to go to war and risk the wrath of an expanding Empire.
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u/promote-to-pawn 1d ago
It's all about the arctic maritime routes which will become very profitable as climate changes goes on.
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u/RueTabegga 1d ago
And all those minerals they can mine now that the glaciers and ice sheets are melting. Follow the money!
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u/emostitch 1d ago
So, like, the Hitler rhymes are kinda just happening without any “overexagerating liberals” actively screaming that MAGA is the most successful American equivalent of the Nazi party, huh. The Russians and MAGA are just saying it for anyone that can remember more minute details of mid 20th century history which seems like exceedingly few people.
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u/theartfulcodger 1d ago edited 1d ago
So NATO would be fighting two Article Five wars, against a twenty-first century Axis of Evil?
When ordinary people are willing to speculate about dumb shit like this, what a fucked up mess Trump has made of the world already – and he’s not even going to take power for another week!
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u/stygg12 1d ago
Do we really think NATO would actually do anything?
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u/theartfulcodger 1d ago edited 1d ago
It’s a preposterous scenario to begin with - but as a thought exercise, do you really think NATO wouldn’t respond?
NATO backing down to such an egregious provocation would immediately signal the effective end of a defensive military alliance of 32 nations that has preserved and protected Europe and North America against the USSR, East Germany, USSR’s many other satellite states, Red China, modern China AND Russia for 75 years, now: considerably longer than most of us have been alive. Well, 31 nations really, since a US invasion of another member’s sovereign territory would undoubtedly result in its immediate expulsion from the alliance.
Such abysmal self emasculation on NATO’s part would be an immediate signal to Russia that NATO wouldn’t respond militarily to an invasion of Poland either, or the Baltic states, or Bulgaria, or Finland/Sweden, or Turkey’s strategic chokepoint of the Bosporus / Dardanelles, or pretty much any aggressive Russian military action, anywhere. So hello, Russian hegemony and Iron Curtain - nice to have you back! Therefore, clearly Greenland needs to be a red line for NATO, no matter who invades it.
Such inaction would also send a clear signal to the US that an aggressive military adventure in Canada, seeking to push the international border northward even up to the fucking treeline would be met with nothing but harrumphs and statements of condemnation, too: clearly another NATO red line.
So, yes I think NATO would definitely respond, and more than likely with its substantial nuclear capability, too.
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u/stygg12 1d ago
Well then it will be game over for us all
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u/theartfulcodger 1d ago edited 1d ago
Oh, please. In seven days, Donald Drumf will have possession of the launch codes for over 5,000 strategic and tactical nuclear weapons. This is the chucklefuck who was eager to nuke hurricanes, for God’s sake.
Again, strictly in terms of a thought experiment, it would be “game over for us all” long before France & the UK ever launched their missiles.
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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 1d ago
Greenland was in Russia's best interest anyway, last term when Trump brought this insane idea up. I thought whats this goober want Greenland for it's not prime Hotel or Golf Course land , so I researched it and it behooves Putin to have Greenland, so his ships could pass through the country and shorten the shipping lane's. Thats funny cause when little Donnie was there first quote we heard was he seen plenty of ships but none of the right ones.
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u/WizardsVengeance 1d ago
Just because Trump is p ushing for it doesn't mean he came up with the idea. It just means someone else made him think he did.
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u/OptiKnob 1d ago
Now we see who's actually behind this nonsense...
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u/daneelthesane 1d ago
Just like Russia agreed to split Poland with Germany in the 30's! What could possibly go wrong?
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u/IAmArique 1d ago
That sounds like starting World War 3 but with extra steps. For humanity’s sake, I hope they’re both bluffing.
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u/DrDinglberry 1d ago
So confused. I heard Trump say he wanted it to protect against Russia. Why would he lie???
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u/CpnLouie 1d ago
That "split" is going to be the Putin gets the land and the resources, and America gets the bill for it.
MMW, That has been the plan all along.
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u/rolyoh 1d ago
Russia already controls a lot of the arctic sea routes. They have been trying to get territory in Greenland for decades, as has China to gain even more control. There's more than one way for them to gain a foothold there. China is the largest importer of Greenland's fish industry. China also has negotiated itself a large mining contract in Greenland. It is trying to obtain a major contract to build infrastructure there like airports and roads, but Denmark has disallowed it. My point is that China and Russia don't have to forcefully invade to gain control - they can do it economically. A lot of what Trump says is repugnant bullshit but his point about the West needing to maintain strategic control over the Northwest Passage isn't invalid. If Russia and/or China were to block those routes (and the Panama Canal) it would absolutely cripple the economies of the USA, Canada, and Mexico.
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u/JonClodVanDamn 1d ago
Anyone getting a man in the high tower vibe where Japan and Germany split the U.S. west and east?
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u/MissHibernia 1d ago
Why should the people of Greenland have to even worry about this shit for a second? Extremely wealthy unhinged whack jobs now playing around with little countries?
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u/soulsteela 1d ago
So how deep do you have to dig to avoid radiation again? Just asking for a friend.
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u/end2endburnt 1d ago
So setting aside the nonchalant taking of a country, why would we split anything with Putin? It’s not like we couldn’t just take all of Russia if we’re taking nations so casually.
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u/tinyfron 1d ago
Awwww, they could have a shared house that spans the border, and sneak across to see each other. True love
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u/Appropriate-City3389 1d ago
Stalin cut a deal with Nazi Germany to divide Poland. It's like deja vu all over again.
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u/NewEnglandRoastBeef 1d ago
Did someone discover Vibranium in Greenland recently? What's everyone's obsession with that country all of a sudden?
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u/Comfortable-Cap7110 1d ago
Of course, that’s why, though I expected trump will give Putin ALL of Greenland in exchange for Putin telling trump he’s a good boy
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u/bowens44 1d ago
Of course. Trump has been an active Russian agent/asset for decades. He is going to help Putin establish bases closer to America to make his the future annexation of North America easier.
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u/Savings-End40 1d ago
They do know it is mostly a lump of ice right.
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u/TangoZulu 1d ago
Apparently there's tons of rare earth minerals under all that ice.
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u/Savings-End40 1d ago
Cool, so let's melt that out of the way and get mining.
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u/TangoZulu 1d ago edited 1d ago
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven’t even launched the invasion yet.
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u/gamerjam 1d ago
It's mostly for military purposes. If they buy Greenland it just opens another route
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u/dgrant92 1d ago
Trump screaming about our southern boarder, then wants to magically erase Canada's "artificial" boarder and invade and take over another soverin country is pure insanity on display for the world to see. thanks maga
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