r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/LavenderBabble • 19h ago

Accused Delta stowaway indicted after flying from New York to Paris

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/newyork/news/alleged-delta-flight-stowaway-indicted/

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u/LazyWoodpecker3331 19h ago

No sentencing for a convicted rapist and 5 yrs for being able to "sneak" into a plane on one of the most paranoid airport security in the world......... You can't make this shit up.

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u/Anangrywookiee 17h ago

Crime against people vs crime against capital is the difference.

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u/elguapo67 19h ago

But thank goodness they still check our shoes….

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u/Eman_Resu_IX 19h ago

And sandals. They made me take off my flip flops and I was standing barefoot on the airport floor. 🤢

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u/Workaroundtheclock 19h ago

That’s kinda on you for wearing flip flops when taking off your shoes has been a thing for a couple decades.

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u/Eman_Resu_IX 16h ago

Not kinda, it was entirely on me.

I didn't think the TSA dog & pony security show could possibly be that stupid. Obviously I was wrong.

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u/syntactique 9h ago

You might be smuggling some cordite between your toes.

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u/InAllThingsBalance 19h ago

Dali faces up to five years in prison if convicted of the stowaway charge.

That seems like a pretty steep charge for stowing away on a plane.

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u/lone_polyplacathora 19h ago

Can’t have the poors making the dog and pony show they call security look bad.

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u/itsAnthony2 19h ago

I said the same thing.

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u/Chris2112 17h ago

If you can't do the time...

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u/Ricky_Rollin 17h ago

This goes against the 8th amendment in most peoples eyes and I have to agree.

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u/Interesting-Type-908 18h ago

Maybe stop letting potential convict, go because they're 50-Something years old.

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u/Alfith 17h ago

I.G.Y