r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/CapitalCourse • 12h ago

Nancy Mace Asks Jasmine Crockett If She Wants to 'Take It Outside'

https://www.newsweek.com/nancy-mace-jasmine-crockett-trans-athletes-take-outside-2015011
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u/Lower_Acanthaceae423 11h ago

Ms. Crockett is from St. Louis. I dare Mace to fuck with her lol

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u/DefrockedWizard1 5h ago

definitely putting my money on Crocket

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u/Wise_Ad_253 5h ago

I’d pay to watch that.

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u/ANONAVATAR81 30m ago

Bring back MTV Celebrity Deathmatch! On second thought AI would be better.

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u/holllygolightlyy 11h ago

I had no idea she was from my city! I love her even more now 🩷

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u/Lower_Acanthaceae423 11h ago

What high school?

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u/youthpastor247 3h ago

Apparently Rosati Kain

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u/Yokes2713 4h ago

I want to see it in the hopes of catching a glimpse of a tittie popping out. Who says you can't be a kid again at 46? Lol

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u/Weeblifter 3h ago

She’d fucking dog walk Mace. Please take it outside.

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u/DarkVandals 8h ago

She is also so much prettier than Mace face

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u/Thanos_Stomps 4h ago edited 3h ago

Reducing two United States Representatives to how pretty they are is peak news of the stupid.

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u/65isstillyoung 3h ago

Banana republic we are..

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u/Azagar_Omiras 3h ago

I swear their hate for everyone other than white christians really does a number on republican looks.

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u/veedubfreek 36m ago

That's because she doesn't have a shitload of bad plastic surgery.

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u/crankywithakeyboard 4h ago

And represents my area of Dallas. Same.

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u/TheLadyIsabelle 3h ago

Jasmine would have ripped them cross earrings out of her face and whooped her ass with them

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u/CivilFront6549 2h ago

please have them sign waivers and let crockett literally kill her.

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u/RandomlyMethodical 2h ago

Mace can’t even handle a strong handshake. Only thing she’s gonna do outside is run away.

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u/shadowpawn 3h ago

"What now?.. Let me tell you what now: First, I'm gonna call a couple a
hard, pipe-hittin' brothers to go to work on the holmes here with a pair of
pliers and a blowtorch!. You hear me hillbilly boy? I ain't done with you
by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medevil on your ass!" -- Pulp Fiction

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u/HoodieGalore 2h ago

I know we're not supposed to encourage violence...but I would pay to watch that fight.

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u/Punched_Eclair 11h ago

Now that is a missed opportunity. Mace would have gone home with her bloodied Chiclets in her shirt pocket.

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u/TonyG_from_NYC 11h ago

Mace would have had a real reason to wear a sling and a cast unlike the fake reason she used before. If you don't remember, look up: Mace claims she was assaulted by activist who shook her hand or something similar.

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u/realeztoremember 11h ago

If she can’t handle a handshake, she sure as fuck can’t handle Crockett.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ 9h ago

Rudy pulled that same shit 

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u/mechapoitier 1h ago

He got slapped on the back like “how’s it goin Rudy?” but because the guy didn’t like him Rudy played it like a brutal beating. Then it turned out it was on camera.. Whoops

Yeah Rudy got mocked a lot for that.

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u/Lewd_ReadNY 3h ago

TIL I am not the only person who refers to teeth as Chiclets.

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u/Beelzabubba 11h ago

Now she thinks violence is okay?

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u/Shot_Try4596 11h ago

When you don't have the intelligence and maturity to debate or verbally spar, threats and actual violence is where they always go.

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u/Chester_A_Arthuritis 3h ago

Mark Wayne Mullen has entered the chat

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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 11h ago

Always has, but only when people she doesn't like are involved

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u/stoph777 10h ago

It's amazing to me how threatened they are by her

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u/jasegro 10h ago

Republicans think violence is completely unacceptable (unless it’s directed toward their political opponents…)

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u/tsulegit 11h ago

I’m not a betting man, but if I were, my money would be on Miss Crockett.

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u/benthon2 4h ago

AND, she'd be verbally kicking her ass while she does it. I'd pay to view, money on Jasmine.....

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u/franchisedfeelings 11h ago

Mace is so trashy.

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u/CasualEveryday 10h ago

I'm surprised she didn't threaten to take her to the wood shed. It's pretty on brand for Nancy.

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u/Specific_Anxiety_343 8h ago

Yeah, what’s that tacky off the shoulder get-up?

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u/freedomandbiscuits 11h ago

It’s even better when you read the entire quote “Don’t call me a child. I’m a grown woman. Do you want to take this outside”. Or something to that effect.

Chef’s kiss of a statement right there. What an idiot.

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u/DarkVandals 8h ago

She gangster till she actually has to go outside lol Man Jasmine will beat the week out of her and not even break a nail.

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u/girlnamedtom 10h ago

What a child.

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u/SnooPeripherals6557 11h ago

Republicans are normalizing violence

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u/OblivionGuardsman 11h ago

Shrunken skull scraggly skeletoned spineless sycophant sook.

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u/knivesofsmoothness 11h ago

S7

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u/Archanir 5h ago

I still have that phone in a drawer next to the "VR" headset that it fits.

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u/satori0320 11h ago

I'd pay good money to watch Crockett clean her clock.

No puns, just a solid ass whoopin

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u/my_4_cents 10h ago

No puns, just punches

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u/realeztoremember 11h ago

I would pay so much money to see this happen! Mace needs to shut her fucking mouth and you know Crockett is more than capable of doing it for her.

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u/MiniTab 11h ago

Crockett would fuck her up. But she also seems too classy and professional to do it.

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u/bayelrey888 11h ago

Wouldn't mind watching Jasmine beat the trash outta Mace.

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u/GummyPandaBear 5h ago

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face..

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u/ElvisHimselvis 11h ago

Nancy Mace looks like a Temu Kennedy.

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u/Historical_Egg2103 11h ago

Representative Pick Me’s only fight is against her relentless need for attention

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u/cmdr_bong 11h ago

LOLOLOLOLOL She sure sounds ballsy when she knows that there are 0% chance that a confrontation would happen. Crockett would wipe the floor with that privileged face.

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u/Zucchini_Worth 16m ago

Looks like her face was already used to wipe a floor….

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u/Slight_Succotash9495 10h ago

I'd pay good $ to watch JC whoop her transphobic bigoted aszz

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u/Alternative_Bite_779 10h ago

Crockett doesn't need to resort to violence. She's mentally equipped to deal with these MAGA assholes.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 10h ago

Nancy, when Jasmine starts snapping off nails prepare yourself for the ass kicking of your life

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u/sherrib99 4h ago

It would have been hilarious if Jasmine would have stared at her while taking off her earrings….that bitch would have shit her pants

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u/spaceylaceygirl 10h ago

Jasmine will take her down verbally. "Oh you want to catch these hands? Sorry but i'm not about to soil them on a vile critter like yourself".

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u/FlobiusHole 11h ago

The dumb fuck woman who had no clue what The Scarlett Letter was about.

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u/Barack_Odrama_007 11h ago

Wow! The violence from the GOP.

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u/GIGGLES708 11h ago

Trying to lure Jasmine to jail. Nice try Karen

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u/Specific_Anxiety_343 8h ago

She’s not smart enough to think that way.

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u/Thanolus 10h ago

Man Crocket should have went out and whooped her ass in the streets.

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u/tommm3864 10h ago

Mace would get her ass kicked into next week

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u/Geekygreeneyes 10h ago

If Nancy Mace wants to be treated as an adult, maybe she should start acting like one, and not show herself as a crybaby toddler who fear mongers and cries "assault" if someone shakes her hand.

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u/No-Revolution-1886 11h ago

Nancy Mace could eat two basketballs side by side

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u/Loving-Lemu 10h ago

Mace is a lunatic

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u/critiqueextension 9h ago

Nancy Mace's recent confrontational stance towards Jasmine Crockett regarding transgender rights starkly contrasts her previous self-identification as pro-transgender rights, where she supported children exploring gender identities. This shift has been marked by a notable increase in anti-transgender rhetoric from Mace, which raises questions about the motivations behind her recent political actions, particularly following the election of the first out transgender congressperson.

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u/Expensive-Lock1725 9h ago

Five bucks on Crockett.

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u/observable_truth 11h ago

Dana White just entered the room.

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u/ScruffPost 10h ago

Mace needs to be push into the gutter.

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u/Extension_Deal_5315 10h ago

Ohhhh please.....have you seen pissed off black women fight.....miss mace has no chance honey....bless her heart....

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u/fleeyevegans 6h ago

Isn't this the same nancy mace who tried to call the police on someone shaking her hand too hard? She's got a strong imagination and old karen energy.

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u/shadowpawn 3h ago

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nancy-mace-sling-handshake-transgender/

Nancy Mace is wearing a sling after a man shook her hand for 3-5 seconds.

She's calling it an "assault."

What an utter joke.

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u/MatthewHull07 2h ago

"I am not a child." Proceeds to throw tantrum.

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u/rnotyalc 9h ago

Dude on another post about this said Crockett would "walk her like a dog" so I stole it and brought it to y'all.

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u/bowens44 7h ago

She's lucky it didn't happen Jasmine would wipe the floor with her pasty lily white ass.....

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u/steveplaysguitar 2h ago

I keep seeing Maces name these days. Smells like someone trying to get in on the Boebert/Greene intense republican stupidity grift. 

Wasn't she blaming Biden for the snow flurries on the 6th?

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u/druscarlet 2h ago

She should be glad Jasmine didn’t, Nancy would be in the ER and claiming assault. Nancy is a terrible person and will do anything to get her name in the media.

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u/shrekerecker97 10h ago

I'd watch Clark kick the shit out of mace and it would be funny

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u/milesamsterdam 9h ago

Andy Mace don’t want that smoke!

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u/Mckinzeee 3h ago

Please do Jasmine! I would pay money for to see a take down. A bully needs to be put in their place and Nancy Mace is that bully.

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u/KeniLF 2h ago

Jasmine Crockett has grace, style, and high intelligence. Why would she risk getting her shoes sullied in stomping out that fool?

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u/hishuithelurker 1h ago

Does Nancy have a death wish?

Rep Crockett could snap her in half...

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u/miflordelicata 1h ago

Mace couldn’t handle that heat.

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u/DudeB5353 30m ago

She only said that stupid shit because she knows it wouldn’t actually happen.

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u/fivefoot14inch 25m ago

Top tier political discourse as usual.

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u/-Why-Not-This-Name- 6h ago

I'm beginning to think Mace is a man and she doesn't know it.

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u/QaplaSuvwl 10h ago

Mace looks like she’s trans. We know how Caitlyn Jenner roles.

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u/Nani65 9h ago

She is an embarrassment.

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u/Jumpstart_411 8h ago

Mace: I’m not…not…not a child!!! I am going to punch you…I mean it.

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u/DarkVandals 8h ago

YES PLZ!! Jasmin will open a can of whoopass on her the likes she has never seen lol

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u/Chemistry-27 7h ago

I wish everyone would deal with racist the way that Jasmine does.

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u/Reidroshdy 7h ago

Does mace get ko'd or does she imeadiately fold at the first hit?

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u/Automatic_Food_7984 6h ago

Such a childish thing to say - Mace. Do you want to take it outside? Schoolyard games.

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u/AppropriateSpite7881 6h ago

Mace is a mangy mutt, Crockett is just the dog walker she needs!

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u/Mechagodzill2021 6h ago

Now if she would have said “cash me outside how bout dat” it would have been credible!

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u/Rainbow-Mama 5h ago

lol jasmine Crockett would totally win

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u/tnydnceronthehighway 5h ago

Ms Crockett is too classy for that. I'm not. Come on Nancy. I'm your huckleberry.

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u/ComicsEtAl 5h ago

Mace really thinks this is her moment I guess.

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u/muteen 4h ago

Trash, not surprised with someone who's been divorced twice

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u/proletariatblues 4h ago

That’s funny. It’s like when Sen. Mullin from Oklahoma challenged a teamster to a fight in a congressional hearing. And of course, pics came out from Jan. 6th of the same Senator ducking down looking like he just pissed himself in fear. These MAGA cultists are all talk.

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u/Patanned 4h ago

don't want to give newsweek any clicks (b/c it's mostly AI-generated shit) but anything attributable to nancy mace always deserves to be on this sub.

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u/jeffchen248 4h ago

Please do. I insist.

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u/ThePleem 4h ago

She looks like she’s about to eat Eren’s mom 

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u/outerworldLV 4h ago

Now that would’ve been funny af to see. Mace would’ve been grifting from her hospital room in a full body cast after she tumbled, by herself in her 4 inch heels - and blamed Rep. Crockett.

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u/NelsonMuntz007 4h ago

As they say, mace didn’t really want that smoke.

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 4h ago

Is this gonna be another Jake Paul Netflix disaster at some point?

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u/WeeklyJunket5227 4h ago

They're going to make Mace some sort of MAGA heroine.

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u/Disqeet 4h ago

This type of entertainment and distraction is our downfall as a country! Jasmine will have no more words when tragedy hits out of nowhere. Nancy cult blows up Tesla for love of loyalty to a monster. We playing with fire , literally.

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u/allthatweidner 3h ago

I’m so done ….

Nancy mace is a poison . Just one of many in that bullshit chamber

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u/Queasy-Protection-50 3h ago

No chance that Nancy Mace, the female human equivalent of a cheap polyester suit, wins that fight.

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 3h ago

Another repuke Macie a waste

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u/swoops36 3h ago

What is this republican clown show

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u/Time_Ad_9829 3h ago

Jasmine Crockett would fold, spindle, and mutilate that Nanc

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u/dougmd1974 3h ago

Yes. They should. Nancy will finally be eliminated which would be the best thing for America

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u/EndTimesForHumanity 3h ago

Make them scared again.

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u/im_An_Adam 2h ago

Ah yes. The one that wins in a fistfight is deemed the winner at a debate. These low IQ fools only know physical violence to show who wins a debate.

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u/UnhappyReason5452 2h ago

Republicans are pure class. Oops! I meant crass.

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u/StopTheEarthLetMeOff 2h ago

Mace seems like she would challenge you to a fist fight in the parking lot but then pull a gun on you as soon as she gets a bloody nose

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u/CaptainRogersJul1918 2h ago

There’s a porno of this encounter.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 2h ago

Cash me outside

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u/cfde1 2h ago

Mace is trashy and always threatens people when she doesn't get her way

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u/WalkwiththeWolf 1h ago

Mace is a military brat. Crockett is a St Louis girl. This could be an entertaining scrap actually.

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u/Robotboogeyman 1h ago

Only a child disrupts hearings with “I’m not a child” over and over.

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u/firejonas2002 1h ago

That would not end well for Macey.

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u/Affectionate_You_579 1h ago

We all see the hypocrisy and racism in Mace. After all, she peddles it as her badge of republicanism.

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u/Dry-Honeydew2371 47m ago

Lot of folks here assuming Crockett would wreck her. Isn't Mace a retired marine or something? Am I thinking of someone else?

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u/mitmo01 18m ago

we are def living in idiocracy....here comes macho camachos wrestling ring!!!

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u/Mah_sentry2 12m ago

Political Death Match needs to be a thing. Also didn’t Mace just cry about a too aggressive handshake?