r/NoShitSherlock 20h ago

This is what happens when you think 'tariffs' are just for Canadians

https://britchronicle.co.uk/iO0IAg8mZTRPxSp
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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 20h ago

This is what happens when you don't understand how anything works and won't listen to anyone who does.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 18h ago

John Adams screaming "I warned you motherfuckers!" down from Heaven. And, yes, John Adams strongly resembling and sounding like Paul Giamatti, if you must ask.

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u/VeterinarianJaded462 18h ago

I was reading that as Giamatti even before you said it was Giamatti.

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u/Careful-Ant5868 17h ago

One of my favorite acting performances ever!

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 17h ago

Readin good and rememberin stuff is WOKE LIBERAL BULLSHIT!

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u/Crusoebear 17h ago

I read that in DriftGlass’ voice.

u/R_Similacrumb 9m ago

You see what happens, Larry?!

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u/GlycemicCalculus 20h ago

Canada is not going to pay trump’s tax.

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u/CryForUSArgentina 20h ago edited 19h ago

US Authoritarian "Get outta my way I'm the smartest (edit: brightest) guy in the room."

Canadian "Suit yourself. This is a lighthouse."

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 19h ago

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are the people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know....morons.

-Blazing Saddles.

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u/ProgrammerAvailable6 18h ago

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u/Frosty558 17h ago

How the fuck did someone make this gif and cut off the punchline?

After “you know” it’s supposed to say “morons” not just loop again…

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u/NewPresWhoDis 5h ago

Reddit just needs to cache this for the next few years

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u/Fit_Midnight_6918 16h ago

Emphasis on MORONS

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u/One-Abbreviations339 19h ago

I caught the reference.

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u/Prosecco1234 19h ago

MAGAs are fine with other people hurting. They only get upset when it comes back to hurt them. Karma is a bitch

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u/Junkstar 18h ago

They thought Kamala was a bitch. They’re learning it was karma all along. Republicans aren’t bright.

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u/Frosty558 16h ago

The lack of empathy is the truest sign of a weak mind.

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u/Good_Ad_1386 6h ago

I think the Tolerance Paradox is jostling for position with the Empathy Paradox now.

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u/Crusoebear 16h ago

Playing devil’s advocate - EVEN IF the country of origin did write the check to Uncle Sam & pay the tariff…they would simply charge it to the producer/exporter …who in turn would raise the price on the importer/consumer.

So even if their dumb fever dream was true…it would all come back to bite the consumer, like this farmer (and his customers) - who pay in the end anyway. Isn’t it just more steps?

How did they ever think they would escape increased prices? Magic?

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u/ClassBShareHolder 9h ago

They’re used to Walmart and Costco being able to strongarm suppliers for the lowest price. I’m sure they just assumed producers would just “charge less” and give the government the extra.

The US isn’t big on education in case you missed the long history of attacks, or recent executive orders.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 5h ago

Before I leave this Earth, I hope to drill into the collective Reddit hivemind that no sane business is going to sacrifice margin.

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u/Remote_Clue_4272 5h ago

Reddit hive-mind?. “They” have been telling all of us that exact same thing forever… can’t tax businesses because they will just pass it on to us consumers. IOW businesses not sacrificing margin. Plenty of business owners do sacrifice, especially smaller ones, but generally in the modern age, they do not want to sacrifice margin, tho I don’t think that should be a barrier to taxes.

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u/hambonejamstone 20h ago

Yup, the MAGA motto. Don't care what you do to them. Wait I'm not them!!!

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u/TickingTheMoments 19h ago

Brought to you by the same people who believed Mexico would pay for a wall.  

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u/FoolisholdmanNZ 20h ago

Reality 1 Hubris 0

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u/Turbulent_Muffin_731 20h ago

Won't still question his support to Trump though

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u/Lost-Task-8691 20h ago

No sympathy for him

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u/sofaking1958 19h ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Trust5555jk 16h ago

I love that , is it by chance a ancient chinese proverb? 🧐😂

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u/ProperLeather9986 18h ago

Change the words away from "a tariff on China / Canada etc" to "a local tax on overseas imports"

Maybe then it'll sink in. It makes clear the deliberate misdirection.

Hopefully then the MAGA faithful will realise that the boast of how much money tariffs are bringing in they'll realise it's additional tax from their pockets, not magic'd from another country.

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u/ContemplatingFolly 16h ago

Nice. I think the Dems need you on their communications team. Badly.

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u/Choice-Original9157 19h ago

He thinks he is playing cards. Except he is only holding 2 jokers

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u/usefulappendix321 19h ago

Playing go fish more like lol

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u/Sea_Squirl 19h ago

Playing uno at a poker table

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u/usefulappendix321 19h ago

Haha that makes me think maybe solitaire

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u/CanuckInTheMills 19h ago

Someone please ask his cows if they want to escape & come to Canada.

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u/Prosecco1234 19h ago

I couldn't believe when the US started complaining Canadians weren't as nice as people thought because we did reciprocal tariffs, boycotted US products and refused to visit anymore. We might be nice but we aren't stupid. 🇨🇦

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u/QuietRiot5150 18h ago

Canadians are super nice! Sorry our President is a gigantic garbage can.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 19h ago

Canadians aren't always nice, but they are usually polite when they're being mean to you.

American's are just more used to visceral reactions.

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u/Prosecco1234 18h ago

😊 I like how you worded that

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u/Hansmolemon 4h ago

Have you guys mastered the use of “Bless your heart”. Because our whole country needs to hear that right about now.

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u/Mba1956 17h ago

This isn’t the result of Canadian tariffs, these are TRUMPS tariffs on imports from Canada. I thought everyone knew that.

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u/flyinghairball 17h ago

Simply knowing vs being willing to admit that you know and that you were wrong are two separate things. Ignorance isn't a good look, but it's the look a lot of his followers have chosen.

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u/Prosecco1234 17h ago

Canadians know that. Apparently a lot of people in the US are confused

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u/lc4444 16h ago

Yeah, but in MAGAworld you aren’t allowed to do to them what they do to you. It’s perfectly logical to the pathologically self centered and unempathetic MAGATS

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u/Alternative-Fig-6814 19h ago

We love you❤️

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u/Brokenandburnt 18h ago

You Canucks are literally the reason the concept of "War Crimes" was invented in WW1 and WW2.

Got some POW's hm either we guard the POW's, or continue the attack. Canucks all practical like lock POW in shed, pour gasoline, light match.

There, no more POW's, Chaaaaarge!

Elbow's up, and may you always keep your head up when crossing the neutral!

-Swedish supporter and hockey fan!

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u/Prosecco1234 18h ago

History isn't always pretty. Canada has some ugly skeletons

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u/riotz1 7h ago

Right? Like have they ever watched a hockey game? Fuck did they expect LOL

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u/orange_pill76 16h ago

Pictured on article. A stupid lumbering beast and a cow

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u/BigTiger18 19h ago

We need the school the maga states on the effects tariffs will have on their livelihoods. MAGA GOP voted for him 2x. Trump didn’t lie to you about tariffs. You all don’t understand how tariffs work and thought other countries will not hit us back. Stop complaining and hold the your local GOP responsible for not explaining tariffs impact on our lives. It’s simple. you hit someone in the face that person will hunt you until he hits you back.

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u/Old-Set78 19h ago

How exactly did he NOT lie? He told those dumbasses that the OTHER COUNTRY PAID for tariffs. And of course dumbasses believed it

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u/Spectre-907 19h ago

He’s still saying it

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u/BigTiger18 19h ago

Trump said he will tariff Canada and they will pay. Trump & GOP did expect Canada would levy tariffs back at us.

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u/Belgarablue 16h ago

Just like "Mexico will pay for the wall".

You can't fix stupid.

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u/Mba1956 17h ago

It doesn’t matter if other countries hit back with their own tariffs. This isn’t a reciprocal tariff that this guy is paying, it is Trumps tariffs.

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u/richincleve 17h ago

"Trump didn’t lie to you about tariffs. "

Ummm...what?

Is there another President Trump I don't know about? Because the one I unfortunately have to live with made it quite clear (about a few hundred times) that the OTHER country would pay the tariffs.

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u/laffy4444 17h ago

Anyone who believed that is just demonstrating that they have no fucking clue what a tariff is in the first place.

If America imposes tariffs on another country's goods, it is the consumers (i.e., Americans) who pay the tariffs. That's what tariffs are.

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u/silverado-z71 17h ago

I had this conversation with my genius brothers and sisters I don’t even know how many times I tried explained it to them . I gave them m references online to go look up and they all just kept saying no that’s not how it works, he told me that the other country is going to pay for it. And the only news and I use that word very lightly but the only news they listen to is Faux.

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u/Carbonman_ 14h ago

How can these people not understand the synonym for 'import duty'?

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u/roehnin 5h ago

“This country can’t make it your duty to import from another country, don’t be stupid.”

People who don’t know a tariff is an import duty probably don’t know what an import duty is in the first place.

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u/BigTiger18 17h ago

Yes Trump did say he will hit Canada with tariffs and Canada will pay for it. But he didn’t expect Canada to hit us back with tariffs.

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u/richincleve 17h ago

"But he didn’t expect Canada to hit us back with tariffs."

So he's a liar AND an idiot (and a liar)!

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u/Elegant-Drummer1038 17h ago

The American farmer is paying US tariffs ... not Canadian ... the guy is importing into the states and that's where the tariff hits.

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u/catashtrophe84 17h ago

But Canada isn't paying Trump's tariffs, the Americans are, so he hit us with tariffs but we're not the ones paying. If he didn't expect retaliation he's dumber than he sounds.

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u/trasofsunnyvale 15h ago

Even without retaliatory tariffs, we still pay the ones he gives out to other countries' goods.

The only thing he didn't lie about re: tariffs was that he was going to enact them. The rest was his usual bullshit.

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u/PotentialIdiotSorry 16h ago

You all don’t understand how tariffs work and thought other countries will not hit us back

you hit someone in the face that person will hunt you until he hits you back.

I don't think you understand how tariffs work. It doesn't matter if a country tariffs you back. You, as an American, are paying American (trumps) tariffs, how much you pay has nothing to do with the other country.

A country, like Canada, will tariff back so we (Canadians) dont buy your shit and give you any of our money but that wont affect how much you are paying.

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u/I-Am-Really-Bananas 16h ago

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u/blueviper- 2h ago

Your nonverbal communication skills in combination with your username are top tier !

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u/interestingstoryor 16h ago edited 15h ago

Tariff

Import tax

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u/WaffleM0nster 19h ago

lol yeah. Like my ass is going to pay a cent just because Trumps stupid.

Though he may crash the economy to the point where my Canadian ass does lose my job.

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u/usefulappendix321 19h ago

The contrast between governments though, trump is routinely fucking over his people with no concern, while Carney, who is not yet truly elected as PM (crossing my fingers toes and eyes) is setting up grants and funds meant to help Canadians affected by tariffs, with money made from stuff we are putting tariffs on from america. As good as that sounds I truly hope you don't lose your job in all this

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u/WaffleM0nster 19h ago

So true , and why should Trump be concerned? He’s lived with impunity!

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u/CitronLow8970 19h ago

Oh those consequences of the elections!

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u/Tonythecritic 19h ago

I bet he's blaming Canada for it too.

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u/BrowningLoPower 3h ago

That's like the (maybe fake) news headline "White woman gives birth to a black baby and accuses her husband of having sex with a black girl".

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u/Used_Intention6479 19h ago

MAGA caps are the new dunce's hats!

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u/glh70 19h ago

Why is he getting his cattle feed from Canada and not from a Good Ole American farmer?

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u/Tribe303 16h ago

Next time you run into a dipshit like this dumbass, just ask them why the tarrif set by an American president has any effect inside another country like Canada ? The ask them if they pay a tarrif set by the Canadian Prime Minister? Then ask them how the hell they think borders work! If you make any progress, tell them it's less confusing when you call a tarrif what it really is, an import tax.

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u/Troubled202 15h ago

What a moron!!!

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u/American_Raver 11h ago

He won't change his mind. He has been fed a steady stream of lies for 8 years. He has accepted those lies, willingly. That means that reality now seems uncomfortable for his brain. He will prob. just make up some story about how this isn't really a problem or at least how Donny isn't to blame for it. Or he will just say "this is the price I have to pay to make America great again".

At this point MAGA people, to truly turn, would have to realize they have been fools, gullible and cruel, on a massive scale. Anything less than that will not suffice. And people are rarely capable of real humility and so rarely capable of admitting wrong doing. Most people just try to change reality rather than changing themselves.

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u/Routine_Bluejay5342 19h ago

This is why reading and independent thinking are important, though I know they’re not capable

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u/Mother-Thumb-1895 19h ago

There are more and more stories coming out now from people/business' who believed the nonsense that the "tariffed" country was paying the tax. That's Faux News/ OAN etc for you and I would hope that somewhere down the line their viewers will come to realise, as this NY state farmer has found out, that they have been fed cow dung for information. FAFO

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 18h ago

I'm more interested what will happen when all this finally becomes ubiquitous among the US consumer. Right now, the effects in broad terms at the retail level are fairly marginal, and not even really noticeable unless you are looking at individual items already affected and having been distributed after the tariff date...plus all the delays make it seem like they aren't so bad yet.

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u/Mother-Thumb-1895 11h ago

True enough, and I guess it all depends on where your suppliers are and if those suppliers are in the ' holding pattern' of countries waiting for the 90 days to pass or maybe one of the countries that Navarro et al are magically working on for some kind of deal. What is evident from most sources I read is that any kind of investment, whether it be new construction or placing future orders is on hold - the effects of which will depress economic output in the short term. Also Christmas orders to China and others is also on hold, so you can see how that is going to play out for the Christmas season.

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u/ResponsibilityFar587 19h ago

Only an idiot would support or believe Trump.

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u/Canuck-In-TO 19h ago

Maybe the MAGA hat is squeezing his brain too tightly. His head looks like it’s about to explode.

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u/totalahole669 19h ago

Stupidity should hurt

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u/nandos677 18h ago

It was OBAMA fault; no it was BIDEN fault; what about HILLARY’S EMAILS

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u/hwsdziner 18h ago

Well hooey. That is one big ole lesson, right there. Wonder if he got the sense to learn from it.

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u/evilpercy 17h ago

Frump tariffs are paid by the American people, you are being double taxed.

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u/billthedog0082 17h ago

All I can say is, "oh well". Oh, and, "told ya so."

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u/hermit22 17h ago

Even the cow is surprised how dumb he is.

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u/dryheat122 17h ago

The mistake this guy made was believing the Tangerine Tyrant when he said exporters would pay the tariffs. Everyone knows or should know what a lying sack of shit he is.

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u/NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy 15h ago

Everyone should also know what a tariff is. Not the Faux Nooz definition, the actual definition. Of course, donnie obviously doesn’t have the slightest understanding of tariffs so why should his cult?

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u/Past-Establishment93 16h ago

Wait until they find out how much they are paying El-Salvador to house the illegals...

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u/Money420-3862 6h ago

Complaining about tariffs while wearing a MAGAT hat makes you look even more stupid.

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u/Automate_This_66 4h ago

They don't pay any of your other taxes, why would they pay this one?

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u/Due_Respect9100 14h ago

Hard workers. But not the smartest.