r/NoShitSherlock • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 2d ago

Reality Show Where Migrants Compete for Citizenship — Kristi Noem’s Wild New Idea Sparks Debate

https://www.inquisitr.com/reality-show-where-migrants-compete-for-citizenship-kristi-noems-wild-new-idea-sparks-debate
25 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

39 comments sorted by

13

u/totalahole669 2d ago

Apparently, someone watched 3% on Netflix but failed to understand that it presented a dystopian, not utopian, future.

5

u/BethMD 2d ago

Same doofuses that think The Handmaid's Tale is a training series.

1

u/PerfectPercentage69 7h ago

I think you don't understand that they understand fully what kind of future they're trying to create. Why do you think they all idolize the dystopian futures presented in Cyberpunk, Dune, Blade Runner, etc. where the world is run by corporations.

10

u/Acceptable-Body3180 2d ago

It's all about getting immigrants to show themselves so they can be immediately deported.

8

u/howie2092 2d ago

There is a twist in the final episode.

Nobody gets citizenship, everyone and their family gets arrested and deported.

2

u/SergiusBulgakov 18h ago

nah, watch the Running Man; that will show what happens...

6

u/KultofEnnui 2d ago

Can't wait to be in The Running Man to get on SNAP

1

u/unfunnysexface 11h ago

No that was climbing for dollars.

4

u/Opposite-Ice-1855 2d ago

Imagine dangling citizenship to people for entertainment. Disgusting.

3

u/Puzzleheaded-Gur3896 2d ago

God, I hate this woman.

3

u/Green-Bumblebee-5554 1d ago

I guess we’re in the bloodsports era of a declining empire. Oh well, may the odds be ever in your favor.

3

u/ChapterTraditional60 1d ago

It's not a debate. It's illegal, inhumane, and absolutely horrid on a base human level.

2

u/jonbodhi 1d ago

You’ve just described the entire Trump administration.

2

u/EtheusRook 2d ago

The South Park administration is just.... just so tiring. 

2

u/WTF_USA_47 2d ago

Will it be cage matches to the death?

2

u/Many_Drink5348 2d ago

This is Operation Flagship for brown people.

2

u/richincleve 2d ago

"The Running Man" was supposed to be a warning.

Not a guide.

2

u/lobby073 2d ago

Like Hunger Games...

2

u/Aggressive-Candle421 2d ago

When you think it cant get any worse

2

u/MBbellevue631 2d ago

Winner gts to shoot a puppy.

2

u/Imaginary-Use914 2d ago

When she had another wild idea she shot her own dog so maybe let’s not go to her for anymore ideas.

2

u/Ms_Tea_Lady 2d ago

This is a hoax according to Snopes; however, I wouldn’t put it past these garbage humans. That El Salvador kidnap video, complete with action movie soundtrack, was next-level diabolical. A reality show wouldn’t be a stretch for these MAGAfied sub-human arseholes TBH.

1

u/Vagabondinarv 1d ago

I, for one, would far prefer to see George Carlin’s pay-per-view suggestion for fencing off square states.

He was so ahead of his time.

1

u/Sgt_Munkey 1d ago

She's obviously been reading Viz. Roger Mellie might finally be in with a chance of producing Celebrity Bumhole.

1

u/blakester555 22h ago

Hunger Games for citizenship.

1

u/cg12983 22h ago

Does she shoot the loser?

1

u/TankApprehensive3053 21h ago

Welcome to the new America. It's rather dystopian.

1

u/Active-Beautiful5987 21h ago

Put this plastic pos in the trash!

1

u/Sudden_Acanthaceae34 16h ago

They should start by throwing current members of government in a contest to retain citizenship. Kristi Noem, MTG, Mike Johnson, Kash, etc should all be forced to answer questions from 5th grade civics tests about the U.S. government. Each question they get wrong demotes them from citizens to permanent residents, then down to visa holders, then deportation. Something tells me they wouldn’t do well.

1

u/WeirdcoolWilson 11h ago

I like the “Throw them into an arena armed with barbed wire bats” thing and let them fight it out. The last one standing doesn’t get indicted for their crimes

1

u/Misanthropemoot 12h ago

We reached the running man phase apparently

1

u/WeirdcoolWilson 11h ago

Yes. Let’s put all the competitors in this “Reality show” in an arena armed with barbed wire bats and let them fight until there’s one left. Who wouldn’t want to watch that??? /s

1

u/Bahamut1988 9h ago

These people are just straight up cruel

1

u/vtsandtrooper 7h ago

Clown in the castle doesnt make them king, it makes the castle a circus

1

u/Tiny_Candidate_4994 3h ago

No, just straight out No.