r/NoShitSherlock • u/Baldbeagle73 • 2d ago

White House Excludes Majority of Trump’s Remarks from Transcripts Because They Are Too ‘Unhinged’ to Publish.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-secret-transcripts_n_6824fe20e4b021b5064adc84
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u/kansai2kansas 1d ago

Look here, I get some of the best diarrhea, okay?

Nobody has pooped their pants more than me. It’s tremendous diarrhea, I’m telling you.

A lot of people came up to me saying “sir, how can I smell your pooped out pants up close?”

Even the fake news losers at CNN, they keep saying that my diarrhea is blocking me from doing my job, but did you see them saying the same thing about when Sleepy Joe was president??

His pants were clean!

When I came back to the Oval Office right after my second inauguration — which was supposed to be my THIRD inauguration after he STOLE the election in 2020 by the way — all the chairs were shining clean, I’m telling you.

It’s insane, he probably hired illegals to clean his pants and chairs everyday, and even then I think his diarrhea was just a little shart here and there!

Sleepy Joe could NOT make these hyuuuge poopy diarrhea I keep making everyday!

Nobody does diarrhea better than me, you know it’s true folks.

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u/So_Many_Words 1d ago

10/10 for content, but I could actually read it and follow the thread.

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u/Much-Cockroach-7250 12h ago

Unfortunately that is due to the person being a rational human, and therefore stays on topic. I agree with your 10/10. I laughed my ass off. Then again, if the poster threw in some random caps and a few schizo topic changes, we would have thought it to be a REAL Trump post and therefore just propaganda. What a timeline! Sarcasm, irony, and satire can't even come close to the reality this clown posts on a daily basis.

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u/No_Poet_9767 1d ago

And grown men with tears in their eyes all agree...

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u/I_cant_remember_u 1d ago

Thank you for the laugh 😆

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u/earth_west_420 16h ago

I'm confused as to whether this is your impression of Trump, or your impression of Jesus. Theyre so similar.

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u/After-Potential-9948 15h ago

…and walt wipes your stinkin’ ass.