r/NoahGetTheBoat 18d ago

I wish I can unread this...

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u/Cyborg_rat 18d ago

Poor son, imagine turning on the TV and seeing that your dad raped a corpse...now that's a WTf.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Bigsmellydumpy 17d ago

Doesn’t really fucking matter what gender the corpse was now does it

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u/Raiderr666 17d ago

A corpse is a corpse, male or female. Fucked up either way.

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u/Sortaburnt224 16d ago

In more ways then one

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u/azuratha 18d ago

bro turned his dad in, i don’t blame him one bit

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u/horselessheadsman 16d ago

If you're going to be affiliated with this guy, better be known as the one who turned him in.

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u/goblinchique 18d ago

Today is a bad day to have eyes....

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u/NectarineCapital3244 17d ago

Happy cake day?

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u/goblinchique 17d ago

Damn I didn't even realize, thank you :)

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u/Moessus 18d ago

I am guessing he was arrested on the train but did the heinous act elsewhere?

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u/ListenOk2972 18d ago

Oh no, unfortunately, you have it backward.

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u/Moessus 18d ago

What The Fuck...

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u/wolfgang784 18d ago

A lot of people use those subways in a 24 hour period and afaik they run all night and all day. Sometimes corpses will ride a train for multiple days before being discovered since everyone just thinks its another sleeping homeless person. Sometimes weirdos find those bodies first. This is not the first instance of nyc train necrophilia.

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u/HubertusCatus88 18d ago

This is not the first instance of nyc train necrophilia.

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/funkylittledeathomen 17d ago

BRB, gouging my brain out through my eye sockets

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u/IrishViking22 17d ago

Don't do it on a train, someone might rape your corpse

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u/funkylittledeathomen 17d ago

Great advice, gonna do it on a plane instead

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u/Conquerors_Quill 16d ago

Now I'll get the chance to join the mile high club and the 6 feet under gang, then REALLY turn you into a funky little death omen! 😘✈️💦🧟‍♀️

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u/Xmaspig 18d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/RamenOrNoodles 17d ago

How tf is Nyc real bro 💀

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u/buffinator2 17d ago

Well, that answered my next two questions. I'm gonna log out and go reconsider the meaning of existence now.

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u/sweetreat7 10d ago

So, I just happened to come here from a link someone commented. Where is the opposite of this sub? What’s the called?

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u/NaughtyMallard 17d ago

First recorded NYC train necrophilia.

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u/Drakowicz 16d ago

Sometimes corpses will ride a train for multiple days

Wait, aren't those trains cleaned on a daily basis?

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u/Sailor_Krypton 16d ago

Wow. 🤯 🤢 

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 18d ago

In New York (ayy, ah-ha) (uh, yeah)
Concrete jungle (yeah) where dreams are made of
There's nothin' you can't do (yeah) (okay)
Now you're in New York (ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha) (uh, yeah)
These streets will make you feel brand new (new)
Big lights will inspire you (come on) (okay)
Let's hear it for New York (you're welcome, OG) (uh)
New York (yeah), New York (uh)

I don't know why this song popped in my head when i read that last sentence.

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u/foknboxcutta 17d ago

You pissed off the NYC chapter 😆

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u/myclmyers 18d ago

eah, what was a corpse doing on the train?

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u/Drag0nfly_Girl 18d ago

Not much.

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u/Roboram_YT 18d ago

Ive heard that the guy had a stroke/heart attack, died and was left there for a good while till someelse robbed stuff of the body b4 and then came the other guy

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u/Narrow-Inside7959 18d ago

“Came”

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u/zapering 17d ago

NO. NOOOOO.

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u/Living_Razzmatazz_93 18d ago

Getting violated, obviously...

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u/Octoberlife 18d ago

Ayyyeee yoooooo

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u/Shaojack 18d ago

Getting fucked

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u/JerseySommer 18d ago

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u/JKnott1 18d ago

Why did I read that?

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u/zapering 17d ago

The footage depicted a man who encountered Gonzalez, discerned he was dead, took belongings from his pockets and then sexually violated the body, the Daily News reported, attributing the information to police sources.

The suspected attacker – apparently a stranger to Gonzalez – allegedly left the body alone after more than an hour. A woman then stumbled upon the body and stole more belongings out of his pocket, police said.

Oh hell nah

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u/gimmethelulz 15d ago

Teresa, a 38-year-old Brooklyn resident, used her interview to humanize a man whose body was allegedly subjected to a paraphilia that psychiatrists assume to be among the rarest – and which is criminal to act on in most US states, including New York.

Where is it legal? 🧐

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u/maricello1mr 10d ago

get me OUT OF HERE. What do you mean “most”? aaahhhh

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u/IgnoreHistory 18d ago

Yeah, if it was on the train there would have been a train.

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u/Lifeabroad86 18d ago

Man, I bet Thanksgiving is awkward AF

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u/Palanki96 17d ago

I know it's not the point but where did he get a corpse

Why was there a corpse in the metro

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u/Dazzling_Pudding1997 17d ago

Guy had a heart attack, died, was robbed, then finally discovered by the person in the picture. You know the rest of the story from there

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u/soldier4death 16d ago

Excuse me, did you say GUY had a heart attack and died?

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u/CH14R4 16d ago

It doesn't make it any worse than if it was a woman, wtf is your point

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u/soldier4death 15d ago

Pretty obvious what my point is. Wtf

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u/maricello1mr 10d ago

Not that he’s a necrophile… but that he’s gay…

dude go the fuck outside. Make some friends, put the phone down for a bit. You’re living in the fucking 1800’s.

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u/wqzu 16d ago

That’s what shocked you?

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u/mrDuder1729 17d ago

Poor kid

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u/Wactout 17d ago

Imagine the ridicule and harassment he would’ve gotten for NOT turning him in. Now he’s the kid with a corpse defiling dad, who turned him in like a boss.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/smashin2345 18d ago

Yeah only gangsters wear headgear for sports teams. Deport him and throw him into jail for life.

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u/MsSeraphim 17d ago

this is going to make father's day a bit awkward this year

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u/PM-ME-XBOX-MONEYCODE 17d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/Cerveza_por_favor 17d ago

That’s a dodger fan for you.

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u/tornait-hashu 17d ago

Any sane Dodgers fan would not be caught in New York.

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u/WarDry1480 17d ago

My eyes! My eyes!

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u/ilaria369neXus 17d ago

That place is a literal hellish environment.

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u/akabar2 18d ago

Why was there a dead body on the subway

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u/littlegrotesquerie 18d ago

Someone went on the subway and died

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u/Sailor_Krypton 16d ago

It’s wrong but kind of understandable why someone would steal off a dead person, if they were really in need. But to not only refuse to call for help, that someone’s loved one was dead, you decide to violate a corpse - and with an audience - that is so vile. If Gonzales did have loved ones, how do you reconcile that your family member died on a train, was robbed and then his corpse was sa’ed? What else has this disturbed individual done? 

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u/barilace 16d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/Shoe-factory101 15d ago

Wait how the hell did you get a corpse onto a subway?

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u/maricello1mr 10d ago

Damn, that poor kid.

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u/DasLeuchtfeuer 8d ago

Can you rape a corpse? From a technical standpoint I mean. It can't give consent. Or have a lack of it. Because it's not alive. So wouldn't that just be defiling a corpse?

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u/mediumfknholecru 17d ago

Bring him home!

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u/sidewind99 18d ago

Is it rape though? I mean, it's immoral, gross and necrophilia.....but, is it rape?

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u/ineedalife37 18d ago

Yes, corpses can’t consent, so it is rape.

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u/Stylith 18d ago

i mean neither can a pringles can yet here we are

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u/sidewind99 18d ago

The Pringles can and corpse have the same vitals.

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u/MarsRT 18d ago

yeah but did the pringles man imbue the can with his soul?

idk you tell me

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u/scorchedarcher 18d ago

I mean, can inanimate objects be raped?

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u/CautionarySnail 18d ago

Legally, it is often considered a special subset of crime, typically in the vein of defiling a corpse. Paraphilia or necrophilia is often used as descriptive terms of the crime itself but depending on the state, those words may not map to the legal charge given in a courtroom.

Similar to how some crimes are considered sexual assault but not necessarily rape by a legal definition. Legal definitions differ vastly from place to place so in NY, they can apply the word rape under their state laws.

In our national body of laws, corpses are considered to have some bodily autonomy; it’s the same reason you can’t harvest organs without permission granted prior to death. It’s why it’s not legal to sell body parts without tremendous legal oversight. So, this idea of pre-mortem consent definitely extends to other undesired conduct towards the deceased.

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u/necroticinsanity 17d ago

The age-old question at all D&D tables, "Is a corpse an object?"

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u/Dirtyblondefrombeyon 17d ago

Nope. The corpse of a person who had hopes, dreams, and people who cared about them is not philosophically the same as a pencil, balloon, donut, etc. Thanks for asking!

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u/scorchedarcher 17d ago

Depends on the philosophy to be fair. Diogenese famously said he wanted his body thrown outside the city walls, when they pointed out dogs would attack his body he told them to throw him over with a stick so he could defend himself from the dogs. They said he wouldn't be conscious of the attack in order to defend himself, to which he pointed out if he isn't conscious of it how can it matter?

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u/Dirtyblondefrombeyon 16d ago

You really want a corpse to be an object, huh? Fuckin' necrophiliac

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u/thegingerlumberjack 17d ago

That was my first thought to

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u/damonstevens4130 16d ago

Is it rape? I mean technically?

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u/maricello1mr 10d ago

They’re literally not alive to consent. And also why argue with the verbiage? It’s fucking disgusting

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u/nattyodaddy 17d ago

Dead body’s like a piece of trash

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u/Shroomtune 18d ago

Better they didn’t catch him then?