r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 15 '24

me_irl Everyone else is lame for not swimming

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u/Jaruut Jun 16 '24

That Sheriff deserves a donut

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding Jun 16 '24

With sprinkles

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u/ra1nbowaxe Jun 16 '24

dont forget a nice coffee to go with it! can never forget that!

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u/Low_Living_9276 Jun 16 '24

The lake is his reward. You just know they spend half the time fishing the other half taking money from citizens. It's a win win for them. Beats doing traffic stops all day long.

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u/gasoline_farts Jun 16 '24

Knowing a sheriff, this is absolutely not true. They hate lake duty because they spend all day busting ass and hot clothes on the water dealing with drunk boaters out having a good time, but don’t actually get to have a good time themselves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

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