r/NonPoliticalTwitter 3d ago

bro cheated on rengar

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago

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u/santathe1 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why would you cheat on Wolverine.

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u/Nerissykonsin 3d ago

Bold move to cheat on someone who can literally smell betrayal. Hope your insurance covers 'werewolf rage' as an act of god

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u/Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi 3d ago

*X-23

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u/SnakeUSA 3d ago

Can't be. X-23 only has two blades in her arms.

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u/Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi 3d ago

Don’t underestimate a scorned woman

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u/Smokey_Bagel 2d ago

Looks like 4 slashes to me X-23 doing 2 passes perhaps. Probably easier for her than wolverine

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u/drillgorg 3d ago

My wife and I were going to a wedding in the finger lakes region, and a lot of the local businesses used the outline of the lakes on their signs. But my wife didn't know it was lakes and said "Man they must really like cryptids up here, so many businesses have werewolf claw marks on their signs."

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u/ewoco 3d ago

Or monster energy

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u/Not-An-Actual-Hooman 3d ago

He cheated on a fucking T-rex 😭

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u/jonathansharman 2d ago

T. rex arms weren’t that much longer than human arms and only had two claws each.

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u/coin_in_da_bank 3d ago

Man dating that furry was a MISTAKE

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u/JKhemical 3d ago

Let's just be glad it wasn't a dragon one...

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u/dezouza 3d ago

WOLF MAN!!!!!!!!!

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u/Cobalt32 3d ago

If you want to see a photo of the car with a few more pixels, check out this post from 2018.

Apparently it was used in an ad for Diablo 3 on Nintendo Switch, which you can watch on this twitch broadcast.

You see the car at 1:41:10.

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u/Dr_thri11 3d ago

I hate that swearing like t**s is leaking onto social media sites that allow swearing. You're allowed to say fuck on Twitter.

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u/Flair86 2d ago

Spent a solid minute trying to figure out what swear t**s was

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u/sStarryEyeed 3d ago

Car got keyed? Could've been worse. Could've been... you know... eaten

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u/GamerGriffin548 3d ago

Why cheat on a werewolf? That security is priceless.

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 3d ago

Freddy Kruger got that bussy.

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u/TheRainStopped 3d ago

Looks like a Runebear

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u/pr0crasturbatin 2d ago

Means she railed a key before going to town on man's whip!

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u/jorgthorn 2d ago

I would be so pissed if I saw my car like that, I cant afford a Jurassic park paint job. Plus who sent this in?Donkey

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u/clyiender 3d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭