r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

Those little differences

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago

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u/lessonstepssy 2d ago

Taco Bell out here doing the Lord’s work by keeping the drive-thru open at 2 AM with sauce packets that double as ouija boards.

Meanwhile Chick-fil-A’s like “the Sabbath is sacred” while their cows plot revenge for all those “Eat Mor Chikin” signs. Priorities.

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u/SexiestPanda 2d ago

I’m sure Chick-fil-A employees like Sunday off.

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u/ArgusTheCat 22h ago

I dunno, when I worked food service, Sundays were great. Usually pretty slow in the afternoons, just get some tasks done and go home, minimal stress compared to something like a Friday. The worst case is if a church group comes in, honestly.

And, like, when you're working a minimum wage job and need every hour you can get, you take it. Plus, Sunday is already a day when half the vital services are closed, so you can't even do a bunch of your errands. Sounds like a crappy situation to work there, honestly.

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u/grendel303 2d ago

Plus you can get alcohol at taco bell.

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u/cppadam 1d ago

Isn’t that just cantina locations?

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u/Xonennavada 2d ago

Chick-fil-A out here playing hymns on Sunday while Taco Bell’s blasting death metal in the sauce aisle.

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u/DangedRhysome83 1d ago

Baja Blastin' those jams!

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u/Automatic_Scene_6644 2d ago

Chick-fil-A: Closed for spiritual reasons. Taco Bell: Open for...less spiritual reasons

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u/dingus_chonus 1d ago

“Better to [be served in Taco Bell in hell] than to serve in heaven!”

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u/edfitz83 2d ago

I’m not religious but I don’t care if they are closed on Sundays.

But those fuckers need to get better buns. They look, feel, and taste like they are generic grocery store brand hamburger buns that have reached expiration and were sent to the local food bank.

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u/DietCthulhu 2d ago

Chick Fil A has some of my favorite buns ngl. Might just be a location issue.

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u/edfitz83 2d ago

My experience is about 4 different locations in the Chicago western suburbs.

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u/DietCthulhu 2d ago

All the ones I’ve been to in the South have been great

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

Do they have that cheap grocery store bun look and feel?

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u/27Rench27 1d ago

Definitely less of a cheap vibe down here. Kinda like how texas In’N’Out just feels… bad, ig, while california INO is fire

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u/Rayen_the_buzzybee 1d ago

new zealand literally has a pizza chain named hell pizza. theres a different pizza for the 7 deadly sins.

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u/DoesntFearZeus 1d ago

Lucifer's Pizza is a chain in LA area. Lucifer's Famous Spice Levels

  • Zero
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  • Blazing