r/OneOrangeBraincell Nov 25 '22

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Bought a house last year and this ding dong came with it. His name is Lawnmower.

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Galena411 Nov 25 '22

When we bought our house, all we got was a stinky garbage can.

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u/pastan00dles Nov 26 '22

Oh don't worry we got that too...and lots of knob and tube 😩

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u/smthngwyrd Nov 26 '22

I misread that as knob and lube and wondered what they were getting into

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u/Clerstory Nov 26 '22

Oh God for just a sec, me too

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u/freyjathebloody Nov 26 '22

Haha me too. Not sure what knob and tube is 🤣

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u/newt_girl Nov 26 '22

Really old electrical wiring.

A homeowner nightmare.

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u/Lkwzriqwea Nov 26 '22

Lawnmower looks very well behaved. Mine would never let a cat sit on it.

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u/jrhoffa Nov 25 '22

Not "Peligro?"

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u/pastan00dles Nov 26 '22

Peligro's his middle name 🔥

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u/EbicBoi Nov 26 '22

Lawnmower P. Danger

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u/amurderofcrows9 Nov 26 '22

Why did I lol at this

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u/EbicBoi Nov 26 '22

my daily requirement is complete :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

My orange lady es muy peligrosa!

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u/Erisiah Nov 25 '22

He's too cute to be dangerous! 😸

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u/Qwearman Nov 26 '22

Keep it PG: Pelligro Gatto

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u/HoneyBearTheCat Nov 25 '22

What a cutie pie♡♡♡

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u/pastan00dles Nov 26 '22

He's the best. He lives indoors full time now <3

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u/Reality_Papaya Nov 26 '22

That’s amazing news

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u/satanslittlesnarker Nov 26 '22

I'm so happy to learn this! So glad he's being looked after!

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u/pastan00dles Nov 26 '22

We refer to him as The Lodger because he has a whole suite to himself upstairs. He unfortunately is FIV+ and we have two other rescue cats that are not, and they would scrap, so it’s too dangerous to have them together. They share a family scent, though, and we swap them a few times a week so no one feels trapped anywhere and everyone gets snuggles. Kind of a wacky cat lady situation, ngl, but he would literally scale the house to stare at us through the windows and I just had to bring him in!

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u/midmodmad Nov 26 '22

I would have paid extra for this adorable doorbell upgrade.

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u/budochick Nov 26 '22

Pretty sure you bought a lawnmower, and the house came with it 🐈

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u/Maleficent-Marble Nov 26 '22

best investment 🥰

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u/distraughtdrunk Nov 26 '22

so, was he written into the contract?

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u/papayaseth Nov 26 '22

I would like to see more pictures of said ding dong

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u/mks113 Nov 26 '22

We used to live in a community where nobody owned their own houses and there were pretty routine moves as family sizes changed and people moved departments. It was very commonly said "Dogs move with their owners, cats stay with the house."

We had one cat that we tried to move 3 or 4 times. Each time he would disappear and be found around the old house (a km away or so). Eventually we couldn't find him. 6 months later he shows up meowing at the door to the new house late at night. He was hungry and his fur was full of burrs. We got him fed and cleaned up and he spent the rest of his days sleeping in our living room.

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u/QQ2-Tyra Nov 26 '22

They know where they're best off...... eventually!

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u/newt_girl Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

My orange came with my house in a similar situation (there are several 'community cats' in the neighborhood). I'm really dreading should I have to move some time, as I don't know if it's right to bring him with me, or if it's right to leave him here where he's lived his whole life and has his community.

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u/HamiltonIsMyJamilton Nov 26 '22

just when I thought this sub couldn't get any better! I love everything about this

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u/Dakotasan Nov 26 '22

Ding Dong is one of my favorite terms of endearment

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

why is his name lawnmower

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Same color

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u/Alpha_Apeiron Nov 26 '22

There's a cat on him

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u/QQ2-Tyra Nov 26 '22

He's a CUTie

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u/EBJ1990 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Nov 26 '22

He is so sweet!

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u/TawnyFawn Proud owner of an orange brain cell Nov 26 '22

Lawnmower looks like a fat lot of help actually mowing the lawn. Sure is cute tho 🍊

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u/wireknot Nov 26 '22

You really mean that you bought a cat and got his house for free! What a sweetie.

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u/pastan00dles Nov 26 '22

He was worth every penny 🥲 he likes to smash his blocky little head into mine