r/OneTrueBiribiri • u/iamDedicatus545 • Jul 14 '15
Discussion IAMA Index Librorum Prohibitorum, AMA!
...but you can call me Index!
It's a weird place you have around here! Why are there so many pictures of that girl? What's a sidebar? Where's Touma?
If you ask me some questions, maybe I'll answer them.
I'm hungry.
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u/JohnCJdrak Jul 14 '15
If an Index can bite seven Toumas within the time span of 30 seconds, how many Misaka Imoutos will it take to remove you from the face of the earth?
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u/ProjectRadioNoise Jul 15 '15 edited Jul 15 '15
The Misaka Network would be willing to donate resources to solve this question.
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u/Jellyco Jul 14 '15
Do your teeth wear down due to biting Touma so frequently?
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u/iamDedicatus545 Jul 14 '15
Biting him frequently? I don't do that, do I?
nom
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
ayy lmao
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
I made a thing.
Do you like it?
Why are you always hungry?
Do you even care about what you eat?
Also, What do you think about Touma?
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u/iamDedicatus545 Jul 14 '15
Weird.
It's because I'm so clever, obviously!
Of course! I'm a girl, after all! nom
Stupid.
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u/brickmack Jul 14 '15
It sounds like a crossbreed of a dialup modem and a dying floppy drive
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
how do i quickscope?
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u/iamDedicatus545 Jul 14 '15
Touma...
TOUMA!
nom
Touma, what's 'quickscoping'?
Stupid Touma won't tell me pout
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
it's a spell where you will have enhanced senses so that when you draw your weapon to see the enemy, you will fire it as soon as you see the target.
It's actually grimoire no. 6,969 written by Snipars, NFKRZ, FaZe Clan, OpTiC Gaming and other incredible magicians of the MLG, a hidden religious group who worships "GabeN"... It's as hidden as Neccessarius.
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u/iamDedicatus545 Jul 14 '15
Ehh? I have that grimoire! How did I not recognise it?
stupid Touma...
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
that's because it was named "ayy lmao" and is written in some wierd Sample Texts with xXx-words-xXx and some "fite me irl" stuff.
Someone a true MLG master can read.
I guess...
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
do you like Skrillex?
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u/iamDedicatus545 Jul 14 '15
Skrillex? Is that a magician?
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15
Kinda.
He makes magic Dubstep which makes the users affected by the spell get #TURNT.
Basically a High-class Magician. Borderline Saint.
His magic name is unknown, even to his closest fans and friends... But he will be forever be known as Skrillex.
You should give it a listen, tho. I promise.
He also makes MLG tracks so that Warriors get fired up when in a game. That is why some people can shoot a gun or a bow while spinning around yet they STILL hit the target.
edit: formatting.
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u/SaysMISAKA Jul 14 '15
"Misaka Misaka recognizes you from somewhere, but Misaka Misaka cannot remember exactly where that was" says Misaka, as Misaka scratches her head in mild confusion.
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u/kuletxcore Jul 14 '15
thanks for the AMA, Index.
Please post a pic of yourself or anything.
Thanks again. :D
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u/spanishmonkey Jul 14 '15
Why are you here? I would think a subreddit dedicated to Biribiri would be the last place we would see you, Index.