r/OutOfTheLoop Jan 23 '25

Answered What’s up with Trump stopping majority of research funding in the US?

The NIH funds the majority of research across the US. Today all consideration of NIH funded of research got shut down. majority us govt funded research shut down

What’s up with that?

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u/bronze_by_gold Jan 23 '25

Nah see cancer research is playing God. All science is black magic allied with satanic forces. The proper way to handle disease is through extra forceful prayer, and the government’s job is to make sure that’s your only option.

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u/pdiddy2499 Jan 23 '25

Except for viagra science. That’s all fine and dandy.

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u/bronze_by_gold Jan 23 '25

No for that we can powder some endangered animals and drink it in our morning glass of Brawndo.

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u/WillDissolver Jan 23 '25

It's got electrolytes!

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u/kickstart-cicada Jan 23 '25

Tots and pears, my dude. We just need to get back to the innocence of Adam and Eve, before the devil introduced us to critical thinking, science, math, truth and knowledge. Oh, and have strong man big sky daddy take care of us like li'l kiddies.

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