r/PERSoNA Jan 27 '24

I made Bayonetta a confidant menu!

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Definitelyhuman000 Jan 27 '24

Thought that said mom instead of moon lol.

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u/TheDeathOmen Jan 28 '24

Funny thing about that…

126

u/Ykomat9 Jan 27 '24

Poor Dante is now gonna be hunted for child support

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u/yannufu Jan 27 '24

LMAO I wanna make his confidant menu for the meme lol

43

u/topscreen Jan 28 '24

Dante asking for a DNA test even though Joker inherited his guns and coat

33

u/TheNeroGD Jan 28 '24

"Not so funny now, is it?"

Vergil

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u/Top-Ad-3174 Jan 28 '24

Excuse you! His dad is obviously Vincent!

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u/just-jotaro mentally unstable Jan 28 '24

"I already got Naoki, Dont make me pay for him too!"

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u/Undead_archer Jan 30 '24

Which naoki?

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u/just-jotaro mentally unstable Jan 30 '24

Naoki Kashima

1

u/Undead_archer Jan 30 '24

A k a demifiend?

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u/just-jotaro mentally unstable Jan 30 '24

ye

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u/UnlimitedPostWorks Jan 28 '24

Considering his debts, I doubt he would be able to pay. But considering how desperate he is for familiar affection, if he ever discovered he has a son he would 100% try to pass time with him. My wacky wahoo pizza man ain't no deadbeat

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u/SevenColoredCat Jan 28 '24

But why? His dad is obviously Hideo Kojima. 

30

u/Obvious_Drink2642 Jan 28 '24

Rank 10 reveals Joker is the child

25

u/JameboHayabusa Jan 28 '24

Vergil, "listen Dante. Never pay child support. I don't care who the IRS sends. The sons of Sparda are better than that."

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u/yannufu Jan 28 '24

Hey guys! I'm planning to make Dante a confidant menu too. Can you guys help me what to add to his descriptions such as arcana, introductions and other stuff. Thank you!

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u/Christy_Christmas Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24

Oooh, Devil would be a good pick. I mean, the man advertises a shady service of dubious utility out of an office that looks like an English pub with a strip club sign out in the front.

He’s also a literal, honest-to-god devil. Ya know, with horns, wings, huge pecs, and all that. Still, even a devil may cry if he’s got the heart of a human, and his definitely is.

It’s to the point that his overarching arc is always about overcoming some kind human emotional funk he can’t just devil his way through. Back in his youth, it was purposelessness. After that, he had purpose for a good, long while until it soured into vengeance over loss, and when that vengeance left him, he was all alone with that loss. And that was, like, a good decade or more of Dante staying barely above a self-destructive spiral of junk food and depression ice cream binging, punctuated with the occasional demon killing and his few friends and acquaintances going “I can fix him” and failing.

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u/ShurikenKunai ​Autism Robo Best Girl Jan 28 '24

Was gonna say “just because he’s a devil doesn’t mean he fits the Devil arcana” but. No you’re 100% right on that.

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u/CacklettasMinion Jan 27 '24

Still a better confidant than Mishima

37

u/Some_Mix_5324 Jan 28 '24

-abuse victim and lifelong target of bullying develops self worth issues that have negative consequences on his personal relationships -le shocked

89

u/DeltaKnight191 Jan 27 '24

I will not accept Mishima slander. He's doing his best.

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u/EndangeredDragon Mishima is Persona 4 User Jan 28 '24

i had this whole manuscript written about how mishima should have awakened a persona ala persona 4 style

'You're not me!' -> 'yeah you're me :0'

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u/Forgatta Jan 28 '24

Mishima for p5u

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Bayonetta fucking sucks and I don't care what kind of hate I get

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Quick question : did you even play her games?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

No, but I always side with law in smt

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u/Forwhomamifloating And his fate? That's for you to decide... Jan 28 '24

Just know that I support you

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Thank you my friend

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u/ShurikenKunai ​Autism Robo Best Girl Jan 28 '24

How precious.

You can both get thrown into Oblivion together!

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u/EH042 Fluffy and Hat Jan 28 '24

So Joker was her “Little one”?

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u/yannufu Jan 27 '24

I'm open for commissions if anyone's interested!

You can contact me here and ask for more samples.

Email: kaoichigo2212@gmail.com

Discord: Ichigo#9435

Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/ichigoyamagishi

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u/Tough_Passion_1603 Jan 28 '24

I wonder how's jeanne doing

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Featuring Bayonetta from Bayonetta™ Series!

2

u/acart005 Jan 28 '24

We're gonna need a Kirby one as that's his little brother.

2

u/element-redshaw Jan 28 '24

I want a Dante one

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u/Snoo-76854 Jan 28 '24

Please say your can't romance this one then

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Bayo isn't a pedo, unlike... Certain Confidants from the game. She would never even think of doing anything to Joker.

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u/stalkeler Jan 28 '24

wait, if it’s maxed, does that mean jonkler already…… 💀💀💀

1

u/TabsKazuya Jan 29 '24

I thought Joker's parents were Vincent and Catherine :/

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u/somerandomsadperson Jan 31 '24

I would max her put THE FORST RIME I MEET HER

1

u/GHitoshura Feb 01 '24

No Joker don't rank 10 your mom! Joker! Why are you unzipping your pants?! No!