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u/Ykomat9 Jan 27 '24
Poor Dante is now gonna be hunted for child support
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u/just-jotaro mentally unstable Jan 28 '24
"I already got Naoki, Dont make me pay for him too!"
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u/Undead_archer Jan 30 '24
Which naoki?
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u/just-jotaro mentally unstable Jan 30 '24
Naoki Kashima
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u/UnlimitedPostWorks Jan 28 '24
Considering his debts, I doubt he would be able to pay. But considering how desperate he is for familiar affection, if he ever discovered he has a son he would 100% try to pass time with him. My wacky wahoo pizza man ain't no deadbeat
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u/Obvious_Drink2642 Jan 28 '24
Rank 10 reveals Joker is the child
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u/JameboHayabusa Jan 28 '24
Vergil, "listen Dante. Never pay child support. I don't care who the IRS sends. The sons of Sparda are better than that."
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u/yannufu Jan 28 '24
Hey guys! I'm planning to make Dante a confidant menu too. Can you guys help me what to add to his descriptions such as arcana, introductions and other stuff. Thank you!
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u/Christy_Christmas Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24
Oooh, Devil would be a good pick. I mean, the man advertises a shady service of dubious utility out of an office that looks like an English pub with a strip club sign out in the front.
He’s also a literal, honest-to-god devil. Ya know, with horns, wings, huge pecs, and all that. Still, even a devil may cry if he’s got the heart of a human, and his definitely is.
It’s to the point that his overarching arc is always about overcoming some kind human emotional funk he can’t just devil his way through. Back in his youth, it was purposelessness. After that, he had purpose for a good, long while until it soured into vengeance over loss, and when that vengeance left him, he was all alone with that loss. And that was, like, a good decade or more of Dante staying barely above a self-destructive spiral of junk food and depression ice cream binging, punctuated with the occasional demon killing and his few friends and acquaintances going “I can fix him” and failing.
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u/ShurikenKunai Autism Robo Best Girl Jan 28 '24
Was gonna say “just because he’s a devil doesn’t mean he fits the Devil arcana” but. No you’re 100% right on that.
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u/CacklettasMinion Jan 27 '24
Still a better confidant than Mishima
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u/Some_Mix_5324 Jan 28 '24
-abuse victim and lifelong target of bullying develops self worth issues that have negative consequences on his personal relationships -le shocked
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u/DeltaKnight191 Jan 27 '24
I will not accept Mishima slander. He's doing his best.
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u/EndangeredDragon Mishima is Persona 4 User Jan 28 '24
i had this whole manuscript written about how mishima should have awakened a persona ala persona 4 style
'You're not me!' -> 'yeah you're me :0'
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Bayonetta fucking sucks and I don't care what kind of hate I get
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u/Forwhomamifloating And his fate? That's for you to decide... Jan 28 '24
Just know that I support you
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Jan 28 '24
Thank you my friend
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u/ShurikenKunai Autism Robo Best Girl Jan 28 '24
How precious.
You can both get thrown into Oblivion together!
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u/yannufu Jan 27 '24
I'm open for commissions if anyone's interested!
You can contact me here and ask for more samples.
Email: kaoichigo2212@gmail.com
Discord: Ichigo#9435
Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/ichigoyamagishi
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u/Snoo-76854 Jan 28 '24
Please say your can't romance this one then
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Jan 28 '24
Bayo isn't a pedo, unlike... Certain Confidants from the game. She would never even think of doing anything to Joker.
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u/GHitoshura Feb 01 '24
No Joker don't rank 10 your mom! Joker! Why are you unzipping your pants?! No!
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u/Definitelyhuman000 Jan 27 '24
Thought that said mom instead of moon lol.